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  • Hi.

  • It is so good to be here with Conan and Andy.

  • And you.

  • It is also so good to be in 2020 for me personally.

  • Really good to be in 2020 2019.

  • Not the best year of my life.

  • I got divorced in 2019.

  • Oh, thank you.

  • Thank you.

  • And a couple in a couple collapse, you know, I will say it does make me a bit of a pioneer.

  • You know, gay divorce.

  • Say we haven't even had that long enough to realize that it rhymes.

  • That's hilarious.

  • We could've been laughing about that for a longer period of time, but we didn't have our rights was really the main obstacle.

  • This is tough for me to admit to you as an artist, but my parents are together.

  • My folks were together.

  • I come for a stable home.

  • Why am I doing this?

  • My folks are in love.

  • They're best friends.

  • They've been together for 50 years.

  • Their bodies were more things.

  • So they look more like each other.

  • Every day they share one pair of clogs for gardening.

  • That's what I'm from.

  • And I'm getting a divorce.

  • It feels it feels unfair.

  • I will also say, You know, I felt I felt like I lost in identity.

  • I really didn't want to do with myself.

  • It's not just sad, it's disorienting.

  • I mean, in 2019 I took a spoon carving class.

  • That is what it is like getting a divorce.

  • You're just shouting into the void.

  • Do I like to carve pounds?

  • What do I like 2019 in the year of my life, when I put on Elka Seltzer into a Lacroix the minimum number of bubbles I needed I needed to leave the house.

  • That day.

  • I dyed my hair in 2019.

  • I never tied my hair.

  • Millet.

  • I dyed my hair.

  • I looked amazing.

  • I went white.

  • It was all white.

  • Looked so good.

  • But then I had to add some color back in because men would not stop congratulating me on winning the World Cup.

  • You know, I bound now, but that is a real thing.

  • From my actual life was very difficult to be in airports.

  • You know, when we fought for marriage equality, we went with love is love.

  • That's what we went with as a community.

  • Our message.

  • I wish we had said love is love, but queer shit is specific.

  • I wish we had gone with that because because I feel like I've been in my trauma and I've been having to do education like a lot of my straight friends said to me, Oh my God, you're going through it.

  • Put on a breakup song.

  • Okay, sure, but there is not a Beyonce song, for instance, that applies to my life right now.

  • Gel lonely, it ISS to exist off the edge of the Beyonce catalog.

  • She's got instructions for what you're supposed to do in terms of a break up.

  • You're supposed to you invite your girlfriends over and then you like.

  • But boy, but there's a boy and you say goodbye.

  • But that has nothing to do with my life.

  • There's no girlfriends, my girlfriend.

  • There's no boy.

  • It's just a mutually shared group of non binary people, just a quorum of days who can see both sides.

  • And there is no song about that yet.

  • I feel like I was meeting with a divorce lawyer.

  • That person was asking me, What about kids?

  • Kids factor into this.

  • Are you out of your mind?

  • I said we couldn't afford to buy kits.

  • This is 90% about pet visitation.

  • I I swear to God, I swear to God every queer couple I know who has split is dealing with an elaborate and court mandated pet visitation schedule.

  • If there was a way for GPS to indicate this, you would see most traffic in every major city is just used.

  • Stick shift.

  • Subaru's carting dogs with hyphenated last names back and forth between vegetarian restaurants.

  • Way messing with your city's anything Not gonna stop.

  • Cameron Esposito, Thank you so much.

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