These are very scary times.

Many of us are keeping an eye on the doomsday clock as it ticks closer and closer to midnight and the end of human civilization.

And now you can do it on the go with Apple's new Doomsday Watch.

Just because you're going to brunch doesn't mean you should be out of the loop.

No, actually, get these pancakes too good.

Thank you.

It keeps track of your steps and heart rate so he can make the most of these final days.

Screw it.

I'm gonna go try heroin.

Plus, when the doomsday clock hits midnight, you'll be the first to know.

With an eight second warning, I get home the apple Doomsday watch, buy stuff because nothing matters.