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  • Super Bowl is ah, coming up this weekend.

  • And some of the big advertisers have already started teasing.

  • The ads will be showing during the game.

  • You can see him online.

  • Have you seen some of these?

  • I have.

  • Yeah.

  • Yeah, Well, one advertiser that's been getting a lot of attention.

  • This is true is Planter's peanuts.

  • And if you heard about this, but they are getting rid of their famous mascot.

  • Mr Peanut.

  • Yeah, Getting rid of Mr Peanut?

  • Yeah, it's a kind of guests.

  • I don't know why they made this choice, but I do know one person who's not very happy about it.

  • We managed to get the only interview with him.

  • Please welcome the former corporate mascot of Kind of.

  • Okay.

  • Uh, how you doing there, Mr Peanut?

  • How am I doing?

  • How do you think I'm doing, you idiot?

  • They kicked me to the curb.

  • A All right.

  • Well, that's what I'm curious.

  • All right, all right.

  • Your mouth isn't moving much.

  • Uh, so I can't move it.

  • It's just a smile.

  • But trust me, I'm not smiling.

  • Okay?

  • Right.

  • I got it.

  • Got it.

  • Okay.

  • The show.

  • I'm pissed.

  • Okay.

  • All right.

  • So you weren't on board with the decision.

  • Is that right?

  • It wasn't on board at all?

  • Of course not.

  • Look, they said that they was looking to freshen things up for the new year.

  • I says, Fine, I'll get out there, I'll do some wraps.

  • Maybe some break dancing, some popping and locking.

  • So rollerblading.

  • You know, maybe I'll talk with LaToya Jackson.

  • Whatever the teens air into a pool of teams are not into any of that shit.

  • You just said, luck it.

  • No, no, no.

  • No one's done that in 50 years.

  • And I I guess that's not what they meant anyway, right?

  • Yeah.

  • You're damn right.

  • They just wanted me out.

  • They Pearl Harbor.

  • Okay, that's a little extreme.

  • Think that's extreme.

  • It was exactly the same as Pearl Harbor.

  • Now it was God.

  • It's a ridiculous compare.

  • What happened to you?

  • Am I was, but it's not, is the same.

  • I can't think of what difference between I can think of our differences between your firing and Pearl Harbor.

  • We don't know anything about history, I guess.

  • All right.

  • Well, any way you want them a long time, we're in a long time.

  • I gave them 104 of the best years of my life.

  • You've been with him 104 years.

  • That's a long time.

  • Not long enough, though.

  • I was two weeks away from collecting my pension.

  • Alicia, what are you gonna do?

  • You know how it is.

  • The cashews run Hollywood.

  • I don't I don't think you can say shoes.

  • You go.

  • You get it right?

  • No.

  • Oh, no, no, you can't say that.

  • You get I'll say it now.

  • I don't know.

  • I'm not thinking it.

  • Sure.

  • I think all nuts are alike in the same.

  • So let's leave it at that.

  • Further stink.

  • All right.

  • All right.

  • Well, Mr Peanut, I'm just sorry to hear that this was not a mutual agreement.

  • It was a real boot in the ass.

  • And I don't get it either, because I was always a complete professional.

  • I mean, sure, you know, maybe I offended a few snowflakes with my honesty here in there.

  • But listen, I'd like to see you resist making off color jokes when all of America loves eating in that, I I say that you could say that I got it.

  • Yeah, Yeah.

  • Eight knots.

  • Yes.

  • Yeah.

  • Look, some unflattering things are gonna be coming out about me in the press.

  • Oh, really?

  • Oh, yeah.

  • Well, that's what they do, you know?

  • But I just want to say none of that is true.

  • I never touched the land O'Lakes girl.

  • Okay, well, anyway, I thought I want, like, everybody else.

  • No one else thought about it.

  • Everybody thinks about No, they didn't, anyway, Just needed to know, Mr Peanut, no one needed to know.

  • I do have to ask, What would you be doing now?

  • But don't worry, Conan.

  • I got I got irons in the fire.

  • I just did the Joe Rogan, but, oh, I love that they had, uh, listen, here's a spoiler.

  • But you might see me on the new season of the Mask Singer.

  • Yeah.

  • Yeah.

  • I wonder which one you are by surprise.

  • You all right?

  • I also did one of those sexy dating reality shows.

  • It's called Scuzz Islands Goes Island.

  • All right, that's not the Netflix Ukraine.

  • Okay, listen, I'm excited to announce my first do add, Kim.

  • Oh, that's great.

  • You're looking at the new face of baby blocker condom.

  • Okay?

  • Available at AutoZone and rest stops across America.

  • That's enough.

  • That's a terrible idea.

  • And I think I hate you.

  • Now that's a It's a money back guarantee if you catch crabs.

  • I know you have crabs that want to You're a horrible, horrible.

  • Not these condoms come regular.

  • Okay.

  • I think we're all out of time for you, Mr Peanut.

  • Thank you very much for being here.

  • You're terrible.

Super Bowl is ah, coming up this weekend.

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