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  • Hi.

  • My name is Ted.

  • And my job here Conan, is to watch Danny.

  • A lot of things need to go right for the code on TV show.

  • To go on east on my part is to watch Danny so he doesn't ruin it.

  • If I don't have Danny in my direct line of sight.

  • God knows what he could do.

  • Never ever seen him commit an act of treachery.

  • No, that only proves how devious he really is.

  • Okay, I found him.

  • All right, get back here.

  • Yeah, Danny is a troubling individual.

  • Sometimes it even feels like he is watching me.

  • Hi.

  • My name is Danny.

  • And my job here, Conan, is to watch Ted.

  • Ted is a menace to the Conan Show, and it is my sole duty to keep an eye on him so that he doesn't mess up the production.

  • Stop watching.

  • I want you.

  • I don't even want to think about what would happen if I took my eyes off.

  • Ted, I want you.

  • You don't watch me.

  • I've been tracking you for 48 hours.

  • 10.

  • I believe that my job of the Conan Show is the most important by far in some circles as a theory that the show only exists to learn Ted here so that I can keep an eye on them.

  • Stop watching me and watching you watching me.

  • I'm watching you.

  • I'm watching you, sir.

  • Not a big plan.

  • No need that chair.

  • No, Stop it.

  • This can't stop like your documentary.

  • Why are you walking like that?

  • We can't get any work that you're doing this.

  • Stop watching me.

  • This is very disruptive.

  • Sometimes it even feels like Ted is watching me.

  • That's just how depraved he is.

  • What?

  • I killed Danny.

  • If I was given an opportunity, Absolutely.

  • But my job is just to watch him and I'm a professional.

  • Come in early every morning to train by watching my Ted dummy, Please don't be alarmed.

  • This is not the actual Ted.

  • But just to be extra safe, I do have to destroy the head.

  • See, that was not really I hate to interrupt, but please do keep an eye out for this gentleman.

  • I need to stay alert to keep my eyes on Ted at all times.

  • That's why I take one of these every two hours.

  • This is what they gave the dog a cop in LA The beagle who finally got him.

  • There are enough Japanese vegetables in one of these to keep you going for a full 48.

  • It's not technically in my job description, but I always watch Danny on the weekends, too.

  • There?

  • Yes, there.

  • Danny.

  • Danny.

  • Danny, Where you going?

  • No way.

  • Hey, we go.

  • The scariest thing to me is not knowing where Danny is.

  • When I know where he is, I feel like I can stop him from doing whatever he's doing.

  • I need a better look.

  • I can't see him in there.

  • I saw him go in, though.

  • I don't even live there.

  • I just rent that house.

  • Debate Ted so I can watch him.

  • He's watching an empty house.

  • What a lunatic.

Hi.

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