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  • Rat Attack (ominous flute plays)

  • None of your barnyard friends can hear you underground.

  • You're going to tell us everything.

  • no matter how long it takes.

  • (a hint of a chuckle)

  • where to begin?

  • Long ago, the entire universe was smaller than the head of a pin...

  • Your comedy needs much work!

  • My interrogator has a side gig doing stand-up.

  • He can coach you in between beatings!

  • [distant yodel]

  • [explosion of feathers, door impact and tumbling guard]

  • We're doin a rescue! CHICKEN TIME!!

  • You fool!

  • That's not a chicken ninja!

  • It's a chicken accountant!

  • Am I doing everybody's taxes here?

  • Because I have a 2'o'clock and I can NOT be late.

  • It appears you are not fit to be a teacher.

  • Takeo-san, could you re-do it? Can you make him a ninja?

  • I can not.

  • Once you create a chicken accountant

  • he remains that way until the next fiscal year.

  • [knuckles cracking, swelling of ominous music]

  • I'm sorry, Takeo-san...

  • I failed you.

  • Failure is only a part of training.

  • I...kinda feel like this might all be my fault

  • sooo I'm not gonna bill you.

  • [chair squeak]

  • we're done for...down here there's no bird or beast that could save us

  • This is planet Earth.

  • You can't escape life, even in the bleakest dungeon.

  • Now be quiet and listen.

  • [Takeo hums a lilting melody]

  • [a rat squeaks from behind the walls]

  • [Takeo's hum beckons the rat]

  • [the rat squeaks closer]

  • [sung] When you're far away from home

  • Just hum this melody

  • You'll know you're not alone

  • You'll seeeeeeeee

  • A tiny hairy friend

  • Will help you on your way

  • They've come to save us

  • Noble, magic rats

  • The smallest are the bravest

  • They always have your back

  • What's that noise?

  • What's that??

  • Kill them!

  • IT'S WHOOP-ASS TIME

  • GET IN LINE

  • IT'S WHOOP-ASS TIIIIIIME

  • [ancient yodel of justice and comeuppance]

  • IT'S WHOOP-ASS TIME

  • When you think you're by yourself

  • Just know they're all around

  • Always there to help

  • When you're down

  • And even when you sleep

  • They watch over you

  • From within 20 feet

  • It's true

  • They've come to save us

  • Noble, magic rats

  • The smallest are the bravest

  • They always have your back

  • IT'S WHOOP-ASS TAHHHHHHHHHH-IME

  • GET IN LAHHHH-INE

  • IT'S WHOOP-ASS TAHHHHH-IME

  • [ancient yodel of peace, justice, and wisdom]

  • It's whoop-ass time

  • Some people don't like rats

  • Because they hang out in trash

  • But they're helping you with your pizza crust

  • So you should fucking relax

  • Congratulations, I suppose.

  • You have assaulted my employees

  • and finally cornered me, an innocent businessman

  • Everyone will think your accusations are the raving of a madman.

  • If speaking truth makes me mad

  • then being mad makes me happy.

  • SHUT UP!

  • You're the fanatic who carries chickens everywhere!

  • Look! Takeo-san!

  • Great news!

  • I cross-referenced the ledgers with the returns

  • Turns out his business has been evading taxes for six years

  • Not a great idea to write off $50,000 in Billy Joel tickets

  • I guess chicken accountants...AREN'T at the bottom of the pecking order

  • [laughing that sounds like a chicken-human hybrid, a veritable wonder of nature and magic]

  • Fucking chickens, man!

  • IT'S WHOOP-ASS TAHHHHHHH-IME

  • GET IN LINE

  • IT'S WHOOP-ASS TAHH-IME

  • [ancient yodel of justice, balance, and goodness]

  • It's whoop-ass time

Rat Attack (ominous flute plays)

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Rat Attack - The Yodel of Justice

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    袁輔謙 posted on 2020/03/11
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