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  • Today, we get to make out with girls.

  • No. We don't.

  • Today, we are teaching CPR.

  • Yeah. We're gonna have the MPs and we have to do it and the other guys tell us.

  • See this is the kind of girl Murry makes out.

  • Sal: So, first thing you wanna do is you wanna come over and ask them if they're choking.

  • Are you choking?

  • Are you choking?

  • Are you choking?

  • Now, before we administer CPR everyone has a moment of truth.

  • Is this person too gross to save?

  • Is this person too gross to touch?

  • So have you guys had an experience?

  • Yes

  • How so

  • Oh, crap! He's a doctor.

  • Check whether it's a boy or a girl.

  • Okay. First, you might want to come over and you wanna check if it's a boy or a girl.

  • Remember she has a brassiere on. You might want to take off the brassiere.

  • Because the rule is let them Titties go before you start to blow

  • Yeah. Okay, so women wear brassieres. That could be obstructive or constrict.

  • So the rule is you wanna let them Titties go before you start to blow

  • That's all said.

  • So let's say it together 'You want to let them Titties go before you start to blow'.

  • So have you ever done the Heimlich?

  • No.

  • Just start making up medical terms.

  • So you wanna come right under unto the nesomaximus sub-axis.

  • Push right here. Right under the ridges filbin and you wanna, and so something pops out.

  • Some people do problem and go right on top of the neso-altimus.

  • You wanna get under into the nexo-maximus.

  • Right here, so right into the nexo-centus.

  • Do you want to get them right the path behind them?

  • You're saving this person. This is an emergency. You come in, clear the area.

  • Joe, flop out. Act crazy.

  • Are you breathing? You know. Stay away from the light!

  • You gotta get him up. You've got someone to live for.

  • Come back to me, you, son of a bitch!

  • I'm warning you. Stay away from the light!

  • You stay away from the fucking light!

  • Where's the heart?

  • way to get to the heart.

  • This is the way to get to the heart.

  • It's through my pants.

  • That you wont' say!

  • The easiest way to get to the heart is by making me dinner

Today, we get to make out with girls.

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B2 H-INT US choking wanna cpr blow heart gross

Impractical Jokers - The Guys Teach CPR Classes

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