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  • [Lemon 1] Lemons!

  • [Lemon 2] Fresh-squeezed lemonade for sale! Only 25 cents!

  • [Lemon 1] L E M O N S!

  • [Lemon 3] Lemonade! Come get your lemonade! Just a pinch of pennies for this perfect concoction could be

  • yours!

  • [Lemon 1] LEMONS!

  • [Lemon 1] Lemoooons!

  • defeated

  • [GingerPale] Ew! You got lemons on my car!

  • I'm gonna take their money.

  • *slidy slippy GingerPale taking all of the Lemon Kids' money intensifies*

  • GingerPale, he just mugged children! ♫ (call da police)

  • [GingerPale] *laughs* I took their money!(achivement unlock: mugging)

  • Hi, I'm GingerPale. Welcome to G-Papi's Pop-py Shop-py

  • We're gonna be talking about pop, soda pop, whatever you want to call it. How can I help you?

  • You do have money, right?

  • Ooh, that's too bad 'cause it's 50 cents a pop chief, GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!

  • *soft drink throw* (he just hit a child how dare)

  • [Green Guy] aaaaaeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

  • Eh, calm down. It was only a soft drink, after all. (puns)

  • *laugh track*

  • *distorted Seinfeld theme song*

  • *normal Seinfeld theme song*

  • But why is it called a soft drink? (I dunno)

  • I mean, aluminum cans carrying a bunch of liquid don't exactly scream soft to me.

  • Well, it's because any drink containing less than 0.5% alcohol is referred to as a soft drink. Any more and you (nerd)

  • got a wobbly pop on your hands. You know, like beer and wine and grandpa's old cough medicine (pls no). We're

  • getting really off-track. Let's talk about pop, now.

  • [Coke Can] Did you know that I was originally green?

  • [GingerPale] Ew! *crinkle* Fake news! A lot of people think to seem Coca-Cola used to be green, but I'm pretty sure

  • that rumor just came from the green bottles that Coke was originally packaged in. The original recipe always

  • called for caramel coloring and this is because back in 1886, when Coke was invented, they added brown color

  • to help hide impurities between the small batches. (the dark origin that haunted everyone till this day)

  • [Blue Guy] Well, it's been about a week. I don't think I need this Band-Aid anymore.

  • *snip*

  • *splash*

  • [Blue Guy] Uh, can I get some help over here?

  • [Red Guy] Did a guy fall in?

  • [Blue Guy] Yeah, a guy fell in.

  • [Red Guy] Man, second time this week!

  • Just toss some of this caramelized sugar in there. No one will know.

  • Is that a Band-Aid? (ew gross)

  • [GingerPale] Yeah, it sounds kind of gross, but you got to remember this is back in a time where the F.D.A.

  • didn't exist and everyone was pro-cocaine.(S N I F F)

  • At the same time, pops actually existed as medicinal beverages. Mmm, that's the taste of health! (wait, really?)

  • Let's go shopping at the old 1850 pop shop, which was just a pharmacy. Ooh Pepsi! 1893.

  • This was originally called Brad's Drink and it was marketed as a digestive aid.

  • I mean, I've watched videos of cola ripping rust off metal, so I'm pretty sure it could help break down food in

  • your stomach.

  • But who's this 'Brad' guy?

  • If I tried to sell you something called 'GingerPale's Drink', would you be a little skeptical? (nah idk how about you )

  • But probably, if it can break down rust it can break down food. Drink Pepsi. (just don't eat durian and drink pepsi at the same time , you will die )

  • Ooh, 7up, 1929. This contained lithium citrate, which was a mood enhancing drug, which made this drink

  • pretty popular during its release right around The Great Depression and The Stock Market Crash of 1929.

  • It was also marketed as slenderizing and that's a little weird because lithium and soda pop are both known for

  • weight gain, so I don't know about that.

  • Gaining too much weight drinking? Are you sad? Huh, us, too! Drink 7up! (and forgot about your ex!)

  • And we can't forget about Coke, 1886. It was invented as a cure for morphine addictions. It gained it's

  • popularity it included coca leaf extract, which did contain a small amount of cocaine. I mean yeah, sure

  • just replace your old addiction with a new and potentially worse one.

  • Kick the addiction by getting new and potentially worse one. Drink Coca-Cola!(the best way to suicide!)

  • Root beer, 1876. This is one of the many sodas the contain a bunch of alcohol, even though the guy who

  • originally marketed root beer teetotaler. That's a guy who doesn't drink. He swore off drinking. Now, he did

  • this so he could call it beer so it would appeal more to the local coal miners, but I got to think that if he swore

  • off alcohol, does that mean he didn't try his own drink before selling it? (no)

  • Do you like beer? This is beer. Drink root beer, now with alcohol. (and better!.....okay i'll stop)

  • Mountain Dew, 1940. Mountain Dew just means moonshine. It was made as a syrup to mix with

  • moonshine. I hate Mountain Dew.

  • We suck. Don't drink us! Mountain Dew is trash! (it just like 7up but more green)

  • [Berd] GingerPale just said Mountain Dew is gross. (o no berd is getting angy) Gamers, rise! (berd has summon Gamer)

  • *gamers booing* (it super affected)

  • [Intercom] The store will now be closing due to The Pure Food and Drug Act of 1906 and The Prohibition of 1920.

  • [GingerPale] Ha, ha! Neat!

  • *sirens*

  • [Jerry the Cop] Stop! We're the Pop Cops!(ok)

  • [Cop 2] Wait, what? Jerry, I thought we were the Fizz Fuzz! (isn't that like a furries name?)

  • [Cop 3] He's getting away!

  • *footsteps*

  • [Cop 4] Yeah, we don't want to do anything to scare your children. That's the last thing we want to do. We don't

  • want to scare anybody. (but you are)

  • [Cop 5] Jerry, don't touch those. We've got a team for that.

  • [GingerPale] Now that we have the F.D.A, there's a little bit more regulation and pop's a bit better to put into your body.

  • *cans crash*(now that good)

  • But, even with that said, I think I drink a little too much. These things are, like, a hundred calories each, four

  • times a day, times thirty. That's 12,000 calories a month in pop! Disgusting. (Fortnite kids)

  • [Berd] What? That's so mean. What the heck?

  • [GingerPale] Whoops! That's the window. My bad. Disgusting.

  • But if I switch over to diet pop, problem solved! Zero calories, baby!

  • [Nerdy Green Guy 2] But diet soda contains aspartame and that gives you the -

  • [GingerPale] Just do everything in moderation and you won't die - probably. Heh, we all got to go sometime!

  • ehhuhuAAHUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH (I think devon is ded lol get rekt)

  • Hey, guys. Thanks for watching the video. If you liked it - uh - thanks. There's a couple links in the description for

  • some people who helped make this video possible. There was Alana the voice actor, who helped with some

  • voices, Berd, who featured as himself and Daniel from Nevercake, who helped storyboard the animation.

  • Anyways, I hope you guys are having a good day. I'll see you guys - uh - I'll see you soon.

[Lemon 1] Lemons!

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