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You know, I'd like to keep you up to date on all the latest viral trends.
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And there's a big one sweeping the world right now.
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It's not a good one.
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I'm talking about the coronavirus.
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So is everyone else.
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Everyone's talking about it.
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If you haven't heard of it, raise your filthy, dirty hand right now.
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Here are some things.
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I want to help everybody out.
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I learned about some things you can do to lower your risk of getting the virus.
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First of all, avoid places that there are a lot of people in, enclosed environments, especially if you've been traveling.
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Who here is from out of town?
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We're all fine.
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It's important to keep your hands clean.
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You can use hand sanitizer with alcohol in it.
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Or just—I do tequila.
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And then I lick it off of my hands.
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Better yet, you can wash your hands properly.
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And it turns out, a lot of people are not washing their hands correctly.
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The World Health Organization released a list of seven steps for proper hand-washing.
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So I printed them out so we can all learn together.
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Because we're not washing our hands properly.
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May I have my mobile sink, please?
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Thanks, fellas.
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Alright, I knew this would come in handy.
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I bought it season one.
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And I thought, one day, we're going to need a mobile sink.
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Here it is.
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Alright, step one, wet hands and apply enough liquid soap to create a good lather.
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Alright, well, they don't tell you how much.
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But I'm going to put a whole—oh, I should probably—oh, now I've—alright, alright.
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So that's a good lather, right, right there?
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OK, rub palms together.
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I got that one.
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I think that's what we do.
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We rub palms together.
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Rub the back of your hands.
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Alright, does anybody always—do you rub the back your hands?
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Have you done that before?
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Do it.
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Rub the back of your hands.
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Interlink fingers, OK.
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There, interlink.
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And then here's the church, and here's the steeple.
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All the people try not to get the coronavirus in there.
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Alright, and then cup your hands, cup your fingers.
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Cup your fingers.
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Just hold them like that, I guess.
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Cup your fingers, I guess, like that, right?
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Like a cute little raccoon, or something like that.
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Alright, clean your thumbs.
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How can you not clean your thumbs?
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Who's just washing and avoiding their thumbs like that?
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Clean the thumbs.
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Rub palms with your fingers.
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Rub palms with your fingers.
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These are all the steps.
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I don't know how long you're supposed to do that for.
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How many times have I said "rub" by the way?
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Too many.
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Too many.
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Alright.
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And also, you're supposed to wash your hands for 20 seconds, or the time it takes to sing "Happy Birthday" twice.
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Or you can choose another song for 20 seconds.
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Jerry, hit me up with a little "Sexual Healing," please.
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That's it!
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That's it! Alright...
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I have washed my hands properly!
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Got a little dirty there.
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But I've never felt so clean.