Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles - [Angry Orange] Get back! Excuse me, this is a shark pedestrian zone only! (laughs) (upbeat dance music) (laughs) Hey, yo, it's AO, back again with another game video! We are playin' some Shark Simulator. Make no bones about it! (laughs) Get it? 'Cause sharks don't have bones. Come on! It was a finny joke! (laughs) Oh, yeah! Whoa, whoa, we're starting! (stammering) Is my shark dead? What happened? Oh, okay, there we go. No, no, that didn't work either. (yells) (laughs) Oh, that's bitin'! Oh, look at that, look at the chompers. Yeah, we're gonna chomp somebody good! (laughs) ♪ Oh, it's off to the city I go ♪ ♪ Gonna chomp some butts, I know ♪ (laughs) Oh, that's an awesome song! Number one top hit single. It's climbin' the charts. Everybody's requestin' it! Okay, you're kind of swimmin' upside down, but, hey, whatever works. As long as you're gonna, oh! A to jump, I see. Cool! Hmm, I wonder what we should name our shark? What do you guys think? Oh, you gotta give me some suggestions, okay? Whoa, uh-oh! (yells) (laughs) That's it, I'm gonna call you Dr. Buttchomps McGuillicuddy. That's your name. Yeah! Get 'em, Buttchomps. (laughing) Your ketchup packets, they're squirtin' everywhere. You should've been storing your ketchup packets in your swimsuit. It's not the place to do it 'cause then -- (yells) Oh, what happened? (laughs) Uh-oh, I hear sirens. I think the cop-erinos are after me! Go, Buttchomps, go! Uh-oh. Hey, buddy, whatcha doin'? (laughs) Ketchup packets! Mm, mm, mm, good! Where's this lady think she's going? Chomp! (laughs) Feed me ketchup! (laughs) Whoa, chomper chompers! Yeah! Oh, I didn't even see up on the right side there. It says to get 50 people. It gave me a mission! Alright, Dr. Buttchomps McGuillicuddy! We gotta get 50 people and their ketchup packets. Excuse me! This is a shark pedestrian zone only! (laughs) Cars are no match for Dr. Buttchomps McGuillicuddy! (grunting) Ooh, is there a place to park my shark? Yeah! Shark park! (laughs) You shouldn't have parked there, buddy! Uh-oh, look out! (laughs) Ooh, she got chomped in the behind and a car landed on top of her. Wow! That was a cool trick! (laughs) That lady definitely didn't think that was finny. (laughs) 'Cause I hit her with my fin. Hey, buddy, do you know where you could park a shark? You don't? I'm gonna eat your pants then. (munching) (laughs) Ketchup packets, ketchup packets for days! Dr. Buttchomps, you got the moves! Look at those moves! He's flippin' out! (laughs) Ooh! Ooh, that's not good for you. It was, it's fine! I was just trying to put you inside of the jeep. I better get back down to the beach, get some sun. Hey, lady! (screams) Ooh, that bites! (laughs) Hey, guys, guys! Do you want to play some poker? I'm a really good card shark. (laughs) Nommie! (laughs) Whoops! Wow! (grunts) Go, Dr. Buttchomps, go! ♪ Dr. Buttchomps make ya ♪ ♪ Chomp, chomp ♪ Oh, we're halfway there! 25 of 50, now 26! Ooh! You had a lot of ketchup packets in there. (laughs) Oh, man. This game's kinda like GTA, but with a shark. I'm starting to think that everything's better with a shark. Now if I could just steal a helichopter. Oh, he's a smart shark. Uh-oh, uh-oh, the cop-erinos! (gunshots) (yells) (laughs) Oh, there's more cop-erinos! Whoa, ah! They're shooting me! Get out of here, sharky! Dr. Buttchomps, we don't wanna get caught in the crossfire. Uh-oh, here they come. (yelling) No, no, no, no, no! I don't need any bullets for the butt! I'm telling you the tooth! (laughs) Get it? 'Cause shark have, 'cause sharks have a lot of teeth. They have a big sharky grin. Ooh, yeah! (munching) (laughs) You delicious! Wait, whoa, whoa! Getting a little dizzy! Whoa! Ah! Oh, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! What's that? I see something over here. What is that? It's a glow-y thing-y. Can you get over there, Dr. Buttchomps? (mumbles) Can I go in here? Wait, wait, whoa! Weapon Store? You bet! Uh-oh, somebody's shootin' at me. Big sword, flail, shotgun, machine gun, grenade launcher, laser cannon? Can I have all of 'em? Oh, I can only afford this one? Looks like I'm gonna have to make some more money! More money, more problems, especially if you're a shark. (gunshots) Uh-oh, ooh! No, don't shoot me! (gunshots) No, I can't move! I'm stuck! For whatever reason, hello? Please! (gunshots) (yells) You shot all of my ketchup! Man, now it, wow! Holy moley! Dr. Buttchomps, now you're Dr. Buttslice! (laughs) Man, you got a sword on your tail, that's awesome! Well, we better test it out! (laughs) Uh-oh. Collision is imminent! (yells) (laughs) Excuse me! (laughs) Whoops! Whatever floats your boat or chops it in half. (laughs) (grunts) Sliced to meet ya, everyone! (screaming) Ooh, don't fall to pieces! (laughs) Dr. Buttchomps, you crazy! (sirens blaring) (laughs) Oh! Ooh, that guy's not havin' a good day! He was just minding his own business and then, all of a sudden, he got butt-chomped and butt-sliced. He's probably thinkin', "Leave my booty alone!" (grunts) (yells) (laughs) (stammers) What happened? Things got a little crazy there. I was a little stretchy. (screams) Hey, where ya goin'? Don't run away, buddy! You know what they say, if you're a shark and you have a sword, uh, strapped to your tail, there's never a dull moment! (laughs) Ooh, a choppin' good time! (grunts) Wow, wow, wow! (laughs) I got so many! Uh-oh, I'm up to three stars. That's no good. Police are not gonna get me this time though. I got too much butt-chompin' to do! (screams) (laughs) Butt-chomper, butt-chomper, butt-chomp! (laughs) Oh, I love the ketchup packets! Dr. Buttchomps? Buttman would be proud of you. (screams) That'd be awesome. If they could do that all in one game, have Dr. Buttchomps. They could be sidekicks. And Buttman? Oh, that'd be so good. Nobody's ketchup packets would be safe! (laughs) Oh, no! Francis McSkinny Jeans! Oh, eaten! Oh, so bad.