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  • - [Angry Orange] Get back!

  • Excuse me, this is a shark pedestrian zone only!

  • (laughs)

  • (upbeat dance music)

  • (laughs)

  • Hey, yo, it's AO, back again with another game video!

  • We are playin' some Shark Simulator.

  • Make no bones about it!

  • (laughs)

  • Get it?

  • 'Cause sharks don't have bones.

  • Come on!

  • It was a finny joke!

  • (laughs)

  • Oh, yeah!

  • Whoa, whoa, we're starting!

  • (stammering)

  • Is my shark dead?

  • What happened?

  • Oh, okay, there we go.

  • No, no, that didn't work either.

  • (yells)

  • (laughs)

  • Oh, that's bitin'!

  • Oh, look at that, look at the chompers.

  • Yeah, we're gonna chomp somebody good!

  • (laughs)

  • Oh, it's off to the city I go

  • Gonna chomp some butts, I know

  • (laughs)

  • Oh, that's an awesome song!

  • Number one top hit single.

  • It's climbin' the charts.

  • Everybody's requestin' it!

  • Okay, you're kind of swimmin' upside down,

  • but, hey, whatever works.

  • As long as you're gonna, oh!

  • A to jump, I see.

  • Cool!

  • Hmm, I wonder what we should name our shark?

  • What do you guys think?

  • Oh, you gotta give me some suggestions, okay?

  • Whoa, uh-oh!

  • (yells)

  • (laughs)

  • That's it, I'm gonna call you Dr. Buttchomps McGuillicuddy.

  • That's your name.

  • Yeah!

  • Get 'em, Buttchomps.

  • (laughing)

  • Your ketchup packets, they're squirtin' everywhere.

  • You should've been storing your ketchup packets

  • in your swimsuit.

  • It's not the place to do it 'cause then --

  • (yells)

  • Oh, what happened?

  • (laughs)

  • Uh-oh, I hear sirens.

  • I think the cop-erinos are after me!

  • Go, Buttchomps, go!

  • Uh-oh.

  • Hey, buddy, whatcha doin'?

  • (laughs)

  • Ketchup packets!

  • Mm, mm, mm, good!

  • Where's this lady think she's going?

  • Chomp!

  • (laughs)

  • Feed me ketchup!

  • (laughs)

  • Whoa, chomper chompers!

  • Yeah!

  • Oh, I didn't even see up on the right side there.

  • It says to get 50 people.

  • It gave me a mission!

  • Alright, Dr. Buttchomps McGuillicuddy!

  • We gotta get 50 people and their ketchup packets.

  • Excuse me!

  • This is a shark pedestrian zone only!

  • (laughs)

  • Cars are no match for Dr. Buttchomps McGuillicuddy!

  • (grunting)

  • Ooh, is there a place to park my shark?

  • Yeah!

  • Shark park!

  • (laughs)

  • You shouldn't have parked there, buddy!

  • Uh-oh, look out!

  • (laughs)

  • Ooh, she got chomped in the behind

  • and a car landed on top of her.

  • Wow!

  • That was a cool trick!

  • (laughs)

  • That lady definitely didn't think that was finny.

  • (laughs)

  • 'Cause I hit her with my fin.

  • Hey, buddy, do you know where you could park a shark?

  • You don't?

  • I'm gonna eat your pants then.

  • (munching)

  • (laughs)

  • Ketchup packets, ketchup packets for days!

  • Dr. Buttchomps, you got the moves!

  • Look at those moves!

  • He's flippin' out!

  • (laughs)

  • Ooh!

  • Ooh, that's not good for you.

  • It was, it's fine!

  • I was just trying to put you inside of the jeep.

  • I better get back down to the beach, get some sun.

  • Hey, lady!

  • (screams)

  • Ooh, that bites!

  • (laughs)

  • Hey, guys, guys!

  • Do you want to play some poker?

  • I'm a really good card shark.

  • (laughs)

  • Nommie!

  • (laughs)

  • Whoops!

  • Wow!

  • (grunts)

  • Go, Dr. Buttchomps, go!

  • Dr. Buttchomps make ya

  • Chomp, chomp

  • Oh, we're halfway there!

  • 25 of 50, now 26!

  • Ooh!

  • You had a lot of ketchup packets in there.

  • (laughs)

  • Oh, man.

  • This game's kinda like GTA, but with a shark.

  • I'm starting to think that everything's better with a shark.

  • Now if I could just steal a helichopter.

  • Oh, he's a smart shark.

  • Uh-oh, uh-oh, the cop-erinos!

  • (gunshots)

  • (yells)

  • (laughs)

  • Oh, there's more cop-erinos!

  • Whoa, ah!

  • They're shooting me!

  • Get out of here, sharky!

  • Dr. Buttchomps, we don't wanna get caught in the crossfire.

  • Uh-oh, here they come.

  • (yelling)

  • No, no, no, no, no!

  • I don't need any bullets for the butt!

  • I'm telling you the tooth!

  • (laughs)

  • Get it?

  • 'Cause shark have, 'cause sharks have a lot of teeth.

  • They have a big sharky grin.

  • Ooh, yeah!

  • (munching)

  • (laughs)

  • You delicious!

  • Wait, whoa, whoa!

  • Getting a little dizzy!

  • Whoa!

  • Ah!

  • Oh, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa.

  • Whoa, whoa, whoa!

  • Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!

  • What's that?

  • I see something over here.

  • What is that?

  • It's a glow-y thing-y.

  • Can you get over there, Dr. Buttchomps?

  • (mumbles)

  • Can I go in here?

  • Wait, wait, whoa!

  • Weapon Store?

  • You bet!

  • Uh-oh, somebody's shootin' at me.

  • Big sword, flail, shotgun, machine gun,

  • grenade launcher, laser cannon?

  • Can I have all of 'em?

  • Oh, I can only afford this one?

  • Looks like I'm gonna have to make some more money!

  • More money, more problems, especially if you're a shark.

  • (gunshots)

  • Uh-oh, ooh!

  • No, don't shoot me!

  • (gunshots)

  • No, I can't move!

  • I'm stuck!

  • For whatever reason, hello?

  • Please!

  • (gunshots)

  • (yells)

  • You shot all of my ketchup!

  • Man, now it, wow!

  • Holy moley!

  • Dr. Buttchomps, now you're Dr. Buttslice!

  • (laughs)

  • Man, you got a sword on your tail, that's awesome!

  • Well, we better test it out!

  • (laughs)

  • Uh-oh.

  • Collision is imminent!

  • (yells)

  • (laughs)

  • Excuse me!

  • (laughs)

  • Whoops!

  • Whatever floats your boat or chops it in half.

  • (laughs)

  • (grunts)

  • Sliced to meet ya, everyone!

  • (screaming)

  • Ooh, don't fall to pieces!

  • (laughs)

  • Dr. Buttchomps, you crazy!

  • (sirens blaring)

  • (laughs)

  • Oh!

  • Ooh, that guy's not havin' a good day!

  • He was just minding his own business

  • and then, all of a sudden,

  • he got butt-chomped and butt-sliced.

  • He's probably thinkin', "Leave my booty alone!"

  • (grunts)

  • (yells)

  • (laughs)

  • (stammers)

  • What happened?

  • Things got a little crazy there.

  • I was a little stretchy.

  • (screams)

  • Hey, where ya goin'?

  • Don't run away, buddy!

  • You know what they say, if you're a shark

  • and you have a sword, uh, strapped to your tail,

  • there's never a dull moment!

  • (laughs)

  • Ooh, a choppin' good time!

  • (grunts)

  • Wow, wow, wow!

  • (laughs)

  • I got so many!

  • Uh-oh, I'm up to three stars.

  • That's no good.

  • Police are not gonna get me this time though.

  • I got too much butt-chompin' to do!

  • (screams)

  • (laughs)

  • Butt-chomper, butt-chomper, butt-chomp!

  • (laughs)

  • Oh, I love the ketchup packets!

  • Dr. Buttchomps?

  • Buttman would be proud of you.

  • (screams)

  • That'd be awesome.

  • If they could do that all in one game, have Dr. Buttchomps.

  • They could be sidekicks.

  • And Buttman?

  • Oh, that'd be so good.

  • Nobody's ketchup packets would be safe!

  • (laughs)

  • Oh, no!

  • Francis McSkinny Jeans!

  • Oh, eaten!

  • Oh, so bad.