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  • - Hootie hoo, fruity-toots!

  • It's AO back again with another juicy episode of Ask Orange.

  • Now let's root-a-toot-toot through your questions.

  • Woot woot!

  • - Hey Pear, hey. - Oh hey.

  • - [Narrator] Pear, hey, hey!

  • - Hey.

  • - [Narrator] Hey, hey, hey, hey!

  • - Yes?

  • - [Narrator] Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

  • - What is it?

  • - [Narrator] There's TNT inside you.

  • - Huh, how?

  • - No time to explain.

  • We have to operate.

  • Scalpel, gimme 50 ccs of arma-loopi-derp-amine, stat!

  • - Wait, armaloopa-what-now?

  • - I need 50 CCs of derpa-derpa-lick-a-butt-amine, stat!

  • - These don't sound like real medicines, dude.

  • - Why is the patient still conscious?

  • Has the burpa-burpa-tummy-chicka-chicka-boom-boom-amine

  • not kicked in?

  • - Okay, that's it, I'm not letting you operate on me.

  • - Aha!

  • - What?

  • That was actually inside of me?

  • Orange, you saved me!

  • I had no idea you were a surgeon.

  • Yep, I dabble in medical practice

  • sometimes on the weekends.

  • Now about that medicine I gave you.

  • - Right, the, burpa-tummy-chicka-chicka--

  • - Boom boom?

  • - Yeah, that's the stuff.

  • What about it?

  • - No, boom boom!

  • (dramatic music) (group screaming)

  • - [Narrator] It's time for Ask Orange!

  • Who's your favorite basketball player?

  • - Hmm, gonna have to go with either Michael Jordange,

  • Kobe Beef or LeBron Flames. (laughs)

  • - [Narrator] Orange, say toy boat seven times

  • without messing up.

  • - Toy boat, toy boat, toy boat, toy boat. (babbling)

  • Pssh, so easy.

  • - [Narrator] Hey Orange, can you say this word?

  • (Orange Babbling)

  • So easy.

  • C'mon, gimme something hard. (laughs)

  • - [Narrator] Pronounce the G in lasagna to everyone.

  • - Hey, hey pear.

  • Want some las-agna?

  • - What?

  • - Las-agna.

  • You want some?

  • - Why are you saying lasagna like that?

  • - Am I not saying it right?

  • Las-agna.

  • - Lasagna.

  • - Las-agna.

  • - Lasagna.

  • - The difference is so sub-tle, I can't tell the difference.

  • - Please, if we don't fix this, it's gonna gnaw at me.

  • - Okay, I don't want this to g-naw at you.

  • - Orange!

  • - What, what's g-nawing at you now? (laughs)

  • - You're pronouncing silent letters just to be annoying.

  • - I am not; hon-est. (laughs)

  • (Pear groaning)

  • - [Narrator] Hi.

  • - Hi.

  • - [Narrator] If you say hi, you will be invisible.

  • - Wait, wait, wait, what's happening?

  • Whoa, you're right!

  • Now I can see what everybody says about me

  • when I'm not around. (laughs)

  • - Hear ye, hear ye.

  • The weekly No Orange Allowed Meeting will hereby commence.

  • Who'd like to start?

  • - I will.

  • Orange is my best friend.

  • - I too have a confession.

  • Guys I'm illiterate.

  • - Seeing as how Orange isn't around,

  • I have a confession too.

  • My gender is.

  • (drum rolling)

  • - How the heck are those drumsticks floating like that?

  • - G-g-g-ghost!

  • (group screaming) (dramatic music)

  • - [Orange] Aw man, I was this close

  • to finding out Marshie's gender!

  • What a Drum idea this was. (laughs)

  • - [Narrator] Orange, why don't you have ears?

  • - Why don't I have any ears?

  • Believe me, I've searched high and lobe for the answers,

  • but I can't seem to drum anything up. (laughs)

  • - [Narrator] Yo, what you talkin' 'bout?

  • - Yo, whatchu talkin' 'bout?

  • - [Narrator] Hi Orange, you're my favorite YouTuber.

  • I love your puns.

  • - Thanks, you're the zest.

  • - [Narrator] Hey Orange, do you use a toilet?

  • - Only as a swmming pool!

  • Whee! (cymbal crashing)

  • - [Narrator] Hey Orange, see how long you can survive

  • without telling a pun.

  • - Well, I got the stopwatch; you ready?

  • - Sure am, Little Apple.

  • Just tell me when I hit the one min-ute mark. (laughs)

  • - And it's over before I even started the clock.

  • - I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding.

  • No more time puns, I promise.

  • Please gimme a second chance. (laughs)

  • - Orange, are you even trying?

  • - C'mon, don't be so short with me. (laughs)

  • (Little Apple screams)

  • - [Narrator] Can you survive without TNT?

  • - Okay, okay, I'm gonna be serious for a moment.

  • Look, I tell a lot of jokes,

  • but I can quit telling them anytime I want.

  • And to prove it, I'm going to light

  • all of my joke books on fire.

  • I annoy a lot of people with kazoos,

  • but I can quit anytime I want.

  • To prove it, I'm lighting my entire collection

  • of kazoos on fire.

  • And to answer your question,

  • yes I can survive without TNT; and to prove it,

  • I'm going to light my entire stash of TNT on fire.

  • (Orange laughing) (record scratching)

  • - See ya next time, fruit lovers.

  • (group screaming)

  • (playful music)

- Hootie hoo, fruity-toots!

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Annoying Orange - Ask Orange #52: The TNT is INSIDE Pear!!

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    林宜悉 posted on 2020/02/25
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