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  • Hey, Brett.

  • Playing violin's so hard.

  • I wish I could learn violin faster.

  • Wait a second!

  • Let me Google.

  • - Learn violin in 30 days! - Woah!

  • Wow!

  • That definitely doesn't sound

  • or look like a scam website at all.

  • I should have looked at this

  • before I did the Tchaikovsky stream.

  • You should've looked at it when you were six,

  • you'd be soloist at six years old in 30 days.

  • - Oh!!! - Oh!!!

  • Alright, obviously, we're kidding.

  • If you're new to our channel,

  • we're violinists and we're all about real talent!

  • Busting myths about being

  • the fastest violinist in the world or fake TV playing and

  • today we're gonna bust

  • - this very dodgy looking website. - This fakest...

  • Alright, let's see what this website claims

  • because hey, it might be legit.

  • First thing I see is...

  • In big bold red letters...

  • Who else wants to discover the astonishingly simple

  • secrets to mastering the violin...

  • In less than 30 days.

  • Guaranteed!

  • When was it secret? There's no secrets.

  • Secret is you already got it!

  • - Practice! - Dude, imagine - No... It's a secret man, we can't tell.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • Dude, master violin in 30 days...

  • That's a disgusting insult.

  • If anyone ever just says they mastered the violin...

  • Don't listen to them.

  • Even Heifetz,

  • one of the greatest violinists of the 20th century,

  • he would always be practicing well into

  • - like peak of his career. - Yeah.

  • The rest of the world thought

  • he was the master of the violin.

  • And he's still trying to get better.

  • - It's the process - - It's not...

  • Oh my god, I want to get it in 30 days.

  • Well, then, after 30 days what do you do? You just...

  • Tell everyone you mastered the violin?

  • - And stop practicing. - You can't stop.

  • Even Heifetz even said that...

  • If he stops practicing for one day, he knows it.

  • Two days, the critics knows it.

  • Three days...

  • Public knows it.

  • So tell that to a master violinist.

  • - Alright. Let's move on. - Let us move on. Let's move on.

  • - Or this will be a ten-hour episode. Wait, wait - - Question is, where do we go?

  • - We missed the bottom part. - Oh yeah, the best one.

  • A complete step-by-step guide to learning the violin.

  • Wow...

  • Whatever this is they're selling better be like a

  • 10 billion page thick book.

  • And there's an under -

  • There's an underscore on "every".

  • Wait, wait, wait.

  • - I'm about to play the violin, you ready? - Okay, ready.

  • *Gasp*

  • Wow!

  • Wow!

  • I can't breathe!

  • It's every time.

  • The moment your bow touches your violin...

  • - Even when you're practicing. - It's music.

  • This revolutionary...

  • Okay...

  • Nothing's really revolutionary in violin.

  • - Yeah. Yeah. - It just takes a lot of practice, guys.

  • Wa-pow!

  • Wow...

  • Bro...

  • Even Harry Potter is at risk.

  • Yeah.

  • I love how it says...

  • Click Bank.

  • - Trusted and secure - Trusted and secure.

  • in like some low resolution thing.

  • - And then on the browser, it says not secure. Like... - Not...

  • Dude, it's literally a not secure website, like...

  • Um, yeah. I'm sold.

  • Give it to me.

  • - I want it now. I - - I want this as well.

  • Take my money.

  • Dude, Ling Ling watch out.

  • Practice 40 hours a day?

  • I'll master in 30 days. I'll never practice again.

  • Slash the hours, guys.

  • This marketing is just setting the wrong expectations.

  • No golden method will let you

  • - learn it in 30 day. - You can't.

  • And the person is just gonna get disappointed and quit.

  • If I still can't master it despite

  • having that revolutionary technique...

  • It must be something wrong with me.

  • It's all my fault.

  • No.

  • You just got scammed.

  • Don't do it.

  • Songs, not pieces.

  • Urgh...

  • Perfectly!

  • It's one of those...

  • Nothing is perfect, guys.

  • You know, this makes that simply piano app...

  • Look like a University.

  • Yeah, I know!

  • Simply piano app, that's like already bad.

  • Yeah.

  • Write your own music in just weeks?

  • Hey Tchaikovsky, what do you think, hey?

  • - Dude, I can't - - You can write your music in 30 days.

  • Tchaikovsky's like...

  • I wish I had this so I could write my concerto in 1 week.

  • Yeah.

  • Oh yeah, it also teaches you perfect pitch.

  • - Perfect pitch. Yeah... Don't worry about it. - Nice, nice, nice.

  • Guys, it's just I spent my whole life, I still haven't got it.

  • It's all good.

  • Cheers.

  • - I must be so stupid. - Ohh...

  • You're not.

  • - You just never bought this program. - Yeah, oh...

  • - You just never pulled out your credit card. - I could have cut my time, yeah.

  • - Oh... Let me get it right now. - And then -

  • Where's my card?

  • Oh!!!

  • All musicians out there that...

  • Spent hours and paid for uni tuition.

  • This is it, guys.

  • This is it.

  • - Dude, this is just the first page. - Dude...

  • - Why it works. - Oh my god.

  • Say goodbye the dull practice.

  • - Ohh!!! Bye practice! - Bye practice!

  • Don't need you anymore.

  • Let's - Let's face it. Oh my god, we gonna face it.

  • Let's face it, guys.

  • Learning to play an instrument can -

  • - We're getting way into this. - Yeah.

  • We're getting way too in it.

  • Learning to play an instrument can be one of the most

  • grindingly boring experience.

  • Now, he's going the other way.

  • If you have to spend literally thousands...

  • Literally a thousand hours practicing.

  • A thousands is not even enough.

  • - You need like 10,000. - You need 10,000 at least.

  • Yeah.

  • I think we've done over 10,000 though. We still...

  • Not enough.

  • - Wow... - What does that have to do with

  • - any of it? - There's no s -

  • Even if a song has been done for a thousands of years,

  • - that has no correlations. - You don't just go...

  • How do you?

  • Huh? What?

  • The result is this intuitive...

  • I hate this word, revolutionary.

  • Fail proof program!

  • Realistically, there's no real shortcuts.

  • Yes, there's talented people

  • and people with talent have a faster edge.

  • But those talented people still need to practice.

  • Still need to work hard, still need right education,

  • right mentors and teachers.

  • Why do you think for hundreds of years,

  • musicians that wanted to get better

  • would travel so far away from home

  • to learn from one good private tutor? Why do you think...

  • Musicians at age 16,

  • fly to Juilliard or Curtis to live in America?

  • Like guys, it still happens today.

  • Why do you think people practice countless hours?

  • Why do you think we do 40 hours a day?

  • Yeah, there's no magic pill...

  • - I know. Let's say we just like - - That you can swallow and just...

  • - Revolutionary, like become... - Yeah.

  • Can we just make this clear, any like

  • - weird ass products out there... - Yeah.

  • That claims to teach you to become a better musician

  • or cut the time in half...

  • That money's probably better spent on

  • buying a better instrument...

  • Or actually spending money on lessons.

  • And this is not to say don't seek out resources.

  • We seeked out for a lot of helpful resources,

  • when we were studying violin.

  • Carl Flesch wrote a book on the art of violin playing.

  • It's very good, I recommend it.

  • - Yeah. So many good literature. - There's plenty of good literature out there.

  • If it says that you're gonna learn the violin

  • and master in 30 days...

  • Just run.

  • Just don't.

  • Actually, send it to us.

  • - Yeah, you should send it - - We will be your audit.

  • So, why the violin?

  • Ooh!

  • - What is so - Ooo, ooo. - What is so great about it?

  • Okay.

  • Ahaha.

  • Did you hear that guys?

  • Clearly, we're very classy, stylish and prominent.

  • - Tsss... Ooo... - Ooo...

  • Dude...

  • - Wow, they really had to put that in? - Wow.

  • Oh, here we go. As a bonus you will...

  • Dot dot dot...

  • Guys, put those dating apps aside.

  • Violin is the way.

  • Learn Despacito.

  • That's right, guys.

  • Have you never had the respect you ever wanted?

  • Learn the violin in 30 days and you'll get the respect...

  • You deserve.

  • Mmm, okay.

  • More often it brings low self-esteem, but sure.

  • Which party have you ever been to where...

  • - The violin is the star of the party? - Yeah.

  • Just stop the DJ and pull out the chords.

  • - Dun, dun, dun. Just start playing. - And just start playing.

  • Wow. Their selling is so much ********.

  • Join now and get instant access to our

  • easy-to-follow violin lessons.

  • - I don't trust it. - Man, look at his left hand!

  • Ohh!

  • - That is not good. - Ohh...

  • What is that?

  • - Look at it. Yeah, It's like... - It's like - It's like this.

  • - This... - Hey guys, that is not right.

  • - Here. - The wrist needs to come back, like that.

  • Not that. This.

  • Wait, there's more than one program?

  • The next course after...

  • - I thought you just said master it in 30 days! - I thought you said 30 days! I know!

  • And now you're telling me...

  • - I need to have two 30-day programs? - Master is the other one.

  • Oh and another one, play by ear program!

  • That's 120 days.

  • You will also have access to our genre specific

  • training allowing you to become an expert on any

  • or all of the music genres.

  • Wow, not just...

  • - Classical. You can become... - Violin classical music.

  • - Jazz. R&B. - Jazz.

  • Rock, pop, country, gospel.