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  • I know, the butler did it!

  • Shut up!!!

  • Hey, mom, I'm just calling to let you know that I won't be able to make it to dinner.

  • I have to go this stupid party that Anthony's throwing.

  • I'll talk to you later, love younot really thoughbye.

  • What the hell is that?!

  • Welcome my murder mystery party!

  • What're you talking about?

  • You've been invited to help me solve one of the most complicated mysteries of all time.

  • Who killed that mailman?

  • Oh, that's a woman, so it's a mailwoman.

  • Mailman!

  • Okay, mailwoman just sounds weird.

  • Have you ever heard anyone say that?

  • No, don't be stupid, it's mailman!

  • So is she really dead?

  • Yeah, of course she is.

  • Come on, man, this is so exciting.

  • It's like we're part of a real mystery!

  • Uh, no we're not.

  • You were here alone and you're covered in blood.

  • I fell down the stairs.

  • We don't have stairs in this house.

  • Yeah, dude, that's part of the mystery!

  • Okay, it's not a mystery.

  • You obviously killed her.

  • Look!

  • A clue!

  • Look at this!

  • It's a footprint.

  • It looks like a size nine.

  • Yeah, it looks just like your shoe print.

  • Ah, no, this is the most popular type of shoe on the planet.

  • Plus, they're actually really comfortable to murder people while wearing them.

  • Not that I would know that.

  • See, you basically just admitted you murdered her.

  • Oh my God, dude, it's another clue!

  • Oh my God!

  • It says: "Another person will die within the next 64 seconds."

  • Dude, that's your handwriting.

  • Uh, no, judging by this handwriting, this man is obviously a criminal genius!

  • Okay, just get up.

  • This is the invite you gave me to your party!

  • It's a perfect match!

  • I never sent you an invite.

  • Hmm, this man must've meticulously studied my handwriting, and then perfectly forged it so it could invite you here so you could be the next victim!

  • Okay, who's to say it was a man?

  • I mean, women can be killers too.

  • No, well, statistically speaking, most serial killers are single, lonely white males.

  • Oh, so basically you.

  • Well, no, actually most people think I'm Mexican so I don't...

  • No, Anthony, it's definitely you!

  • I don't know why you killed the mailwoman, but

  • Mailman!

  • Mail... MAN.

  • Thank you.

  • But either way, I'm gonna have to call the cops.

  • But I didn't do it.

  • I swear!

  • Okay, then who did it?

  • I don't know.

  • Maybe that guy.

  • Hey, I got an invite to a party here.

  • Something about hot grills, a barbecue or somethin'?

  • No, dude, that clearly says "hot girls!"

  • Can you not read?

  • Is that a dead body?

  • Yes.

  • No!

  • I'm callin' the cops 'cause I'm not going to jail for y'all

  • What the sh*t is this?!

  • The power must've gone off during the raging storm.

  • Dude, it's completely sunny outside.

  • Where the hell did a bookshelf come from?

  • We don't even own books.

  • And I barely know how to read.

  • What?

  • Okay, so he must've been trying to escape 'cause we found out that he was the killer, right?

  • And then he ran and bumped into the bookshelf, and it fell on him.

  • It killed him.

  • Or you just killed him because you saw him trying to dial 911, which is what I'm gonna do right now.

  • Wait, look!

  • Mmm, I'm really getting that stretch on!

  • I bet that's the killer!

  • Come on, man, grab your camera and get a picture before she escapes.

  • Dude, she's just some girl getting her stretch on.

  • Or that's exactly what she wants you think.

  • Okay, come on, man, grab your camera and get a picture!

  • All right, all right.

  • Seriously?

  • See, she was the killer, all right?

  • Okay, then why is she dead?

  • Uh... she was so overcome with guilt that she killed herself?

  • Oh my God.

  • Dude, that's the worst excuse ever.

  • Just come clean!

  • You murdered all these people.

  • I'm your best friend, man.

  • Come on, you're just gonna have to believe me.

  • Sorry, dude, there's no other option.

  • Oh, really?

  • Mom?!

  • He wasn't the killer at all.

  • It was me!

  • So, wait, you're not actually dead, but you really did invite that guy over and kill him, and also that random girl stretching outside?

  • That's correct.

  • Wait, were you gonna kill me too?!

  • Hadn't decided yet.

  • Wait, why did you do all this?

  • To teach you boys a valuable lesson.

  • A valuable lesson about what?

  • I don't know.

  • Didn't think it through that far.

  • Did you boys learn something?

  • I learned that my mom's a murderer.

  • And I learned that your mom is apparently really good at covering me in blood without me noticing.

  • Good enough.

  • See?

  • Told you I wasn't the killer.

  • I should've never doubted you, man.

  • Ugh, dude, where do you think she got this blood?

  • Killed two hookers!

  • Mom!

  • Remember to always trust your friends and never trust your parents because they probably just murdered some random hookers.

  • Well, I guess I have killed a few hookers myself.

  • What the f*ck?!

  • Never mind, don't trust your friends either.

  • Don't trust anyone, I guess.

  • You're all alone.

  • Sorry.

  • Hey, guys, thank you so much for watching this video.

  • It was totally based in real life.

  • I know, it's crazy.

  • My mom's a murderer.

  • I did not know that was a real thing until last week.

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  • Whoa, you poop Nutella now?

  • Can I try some?

  • Tastes like soiled diaper.

  • And to see bloopers from this video and this...

  • I am so glad no one's around to hear me fart.

  • Click the video on the left.

  • And click that little subscribe button 'cause if you're subscribed, you're not gonna get murdered.

I know, the butler did it!

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