Thank you.

[Things your crush does that drive you crazy.]

Hey Ryan.

Oh, hey.

I like your jacket, man.

Oh, thanks, man.

[They see you when you're a hot mess.]

Hey, it looks like someone had a good night!

Oh, ah, yeah.

Long night?

One could say that.

But when you look cute...

Hey Danny, nice shirt!

Thanks—have you seen Tony?

Tony, no. He's in Taiwan.

Some super fancy business trip.

Perfect.

[Gun shows.]

He's doing it again.

It's over the top.

[...That last too long.]

Really?

Yeah—seven minutes.

Unnecessary.

[Catching you staring.]

Hey!

-What are you guys doing? -We didn't see you!

We're just, we're just hanging out.

Yeah, hanging out.

Yeah?

Yeah!

[Finding out their availability.]

Hey, how's it going?

I had a date last night.

Ooh, and how was the date?

Bad.

Well, you know what they say, plenty of fish in the sea.

Do you know anyone?

[How does your crush drive you crazy?]

Plenty on Tinder for sure.

Tinder... ooh, I don't know.

I've heard only bad things about Tinder.

Really?

Yeah!

I thought I saw you on it.

No...

Probably like an old account, or probably someone just looks like me.

Is this not you?

I mean, I can see how you can...

No, no.