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  • YOU LOOK FANTASTIC.

  • >> THANKS.

  • >> Jimmy: I LIKE THAT DRESS.

  • [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

  • HOW ARE YOU?

  • >> I'M GREAT, THANKS.

  • >> Jimmy: YOU REALLY LOOK GREAT,

  • I LIKE THAT.

  • IT'S VERY SPARKLY, AND REALLY,

  • YOU COULD WEAR THAT TO THE

  • OSCARS, OR IS IT NOT FANCY

  • ENOUGH FOR THE OSCARS?

  • >> WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?

  • I HADN'T THOUGHT ABOUT IT, BUT

  • IT MIGHT BE TOO LATE NOW.

  • >> Jimmy: ARE YOU ALREADY

  • THINKING ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE, DO

  • YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO

  • WEAR TO THE OSCARS?

  • >> I DON'T, ACTUALLY, HM-MM.

  • >> Jimmy: SOMEBODY ELSE WILL

  • FIGURE THAT OUT, THOUGH, RIGHT?

  • >> I'D LIKE TO BE PART OF THE

  • CONVERSATION.

  • >> Jimmy: YOU WON THE SAG AWARD,

  • THE GOLDEN GLOBE.

  • I KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO THE

  • BAFTAS IN LONDON.

  • >> MM-HM.

  • >> Jimmy: IS IT TRUE YOU'RE

  • >> Jimmy: IS IT TRUE YOU'RE

  • DRIVING YOURSELF TO THE AIRPORT?

  • >> MM-HM.

  • DOESN'T EVERYBODY?

  • >> Jimmy: AND YOU'LL PARK

  • YOURSELF AND THEN GO IN?

  • >> THAT'S USUALLY HOW IT WORKS.

  • [ LAUGHTER ]

  • >> Jimmy: AT L.A.X., I KNOW TO

  • MOST PEOPLE IN NORMAL PLACES

  • THAT SOUNDS LIKE NO BIG DEAL,

  • BUT THAT'S A REAL COMMITMENT.

  • >> YEAH, NO, IT REALLY IS.

  • IT'S A SOJOURN.

  • YOU'RE ASKING LIKE A MILLION

  • PEOPLE TO GO INTO ONE CIRCLE AND

  • BE MIPOLITE TO EACH OTHER.

  • >> Jimmy: THEY'VE CLOSED OFF

  • ALMOST ALL THE PARKING.

  • SO YOU DRIVE IN A CIRCLE, CURSE

  • AND GO AWAY.

  • >> YOU KNOW WHAT?

  • IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU, I GOT AT

  • THAT GO.

  • >> Jimmy: YOU WON IN 2004.

  • >> I CAN'T REMEMBER.

  • >> Jimmy: FOR "COLD MOUNTAIN".

  • >> IT WAS 2004?

  • [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

  • >> Jimmy: I THINK SO.

  • >> THANK YOU.

  • >> Jimmy: DO YOU HAVE LIKE

  • SOMETHING THAT STANDS OUT IN

  • YOUR MEMORY ABOVE ALL OTHERS

  • BESIDES WINNING THE OSCAR

  • ITSELF?

  • >> IT'S SUCH A WEIRD MOMENT, YOU

  • KNOW?

  • THAT YOU JUST REMEMBER THAT YOUR

  • PLAN TO NOT DO THAT SPIRAL THAT

  • YOU SEE PEOPLE DO ON TV WHEN YOU

  • ROLL YOUR EYES, IT JUST GOES OUT

  • THE WINDOW.

  • YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BE THE GEEK

  • PERSON WHO FREEZES UP AND CAN'T

  • HEAR ANYTHING AND GETS EMOTIONAL

  • AND THEN SOMEBODY SAYS YOUR NAME

  • AND YOU HEAR THIS, LIKE, DOOO.

  • AND THEN, YOU KNOW, YOU DO THE

  • GEEK SPIRAL.

  • DO YOU.

  • YOU DO THE GEEK SPIRAL AND HOPE

  • YOU DON'T STUMBLE ON THE WAY UP.

  • AND I COULDN'T HEAR ANYTHING AND

  • I DIDN'T REMEMBER ANYTHING.

  • AND I REMEMBER SOMEBODY WAS

  • TALKING, AND I GUESS IT WAS ME.

  • AND I WAS LOOKING OUT AT THE

  • AUDIENCE, YOU KNOW, MY

  • CO-WORKERS FOR SO MANY YEARS AND

  • FRIENDS AND PEOPLE I'VE ADMIRED

  • FOREVER AND EVER.

  • FAN, YES, GEEK FAN IN THAT ROOM,

  • BIG TIME.

  • AND I REMEMBER THINKING, MY

  • GOSH, IT'S LIKE SERGEANT

  • PEPPER'S ALBUM COVER.

  • ALL THESE PEOPLE WERE FROZEN,

  • STARING AND I REMEMBER SEAN PENN

  • WAS AT 12:00.

  • HE WAS JUST SMILING.

  • I WAS TALKING, GOING THAT'S SEAN

  • PENN.

  • I DON'T REMEMBER WHAT I SAID.

  • >> Jimmy: YOU GOT SPAKOLI'D IN

  • THE MIDDLE OF YOUR SPEECH.

  • >> THANK YOU FOR POINTING THAT

  • OUT.

  • >> Jimmy: I ASSUME YOU'VE SEEN

  • THIS.

  • BUT YOU WERE ON THE COVER OF

  • "VANITY FAIR" THIS MONTH WITH

  • JENNIFER LOPEZ.

  • AS PART OF THE WORLD'S LEAST

  • SCARY BIKER GANG.

  • [ LAUGHTER ]

  • YOU ARE REALLY ON HIS BACK OR IS

  • THIS PHOTO SHOPPED?

  • >> I'M TELLIN' YOU, THAT'S THE

  • 2

  • WAY TO MEET SOMEBODY.

  • >> Jimmy: HOW LONG DID IT TAKE

  • TO DO THIS?

  • >> IT WASN'T THAT LONG.

  • >> Jimmy: NOT TOO LONG?

  • >> IT WAS LONG FOR MY LEFT

  • THIGH, BECAUSE I WAS BALANCING

  • ON MY TIPPYTOE.

  • >> Jimmy: DID YOU SAY I'D LIKE

  • TO BE ONE OF THE PEOPLE DRIVING

  • THE MOTORCYCLE?

  • >> I DIDN'T REALLY CARE.

  • BECAUSE EDDIE MURPHY WAS GOING

  • TO BE THERE AND J. LO.

  • I'M LIKE, WHATEVER.

  • >> Jimmy: WAS HE FUN?

  • >> HE WAS SO NICE.

  • FUN.

  • JUST PLAYING SOME MUSIC AND

  • SINGIN'.

  • HE'S GOT A LOVELY VOICE.

  • HE WAS FINE.

  • I WAS JUST TRYING TO NOT PUT ALL

  • MY WEIGHT ON HIM, BECAUSE YOU

  • KNOW, LADIES, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M

  • TALKIN' ABOUT.

  • I'M TRYING TO BE, YOU KNOW.

  • >> Jimmy: HE'S A STURDY MAN.

  • >> I'M SURE HE COULD HAVE

  • HANDLED THE TASK.

  • BUT WE JUST MET.

  • SO I FIGURED, YOU KNOW.

  • >> Jimmy: DO YOU RECOGNIZE THIS

  • HOME THAT IS CURRENTLY FOR SALE?

  • [ LAUGHTER ]

  • >> WE BUILT THAT HOUSE.

  • >> Jimmy: THIS IS, THIS HOME

  • WON'T LAST.

  • ONCE HOME TO FAMED ACTRESS RENEE

  • ZELLWEGER.

  • THIS WAS YOUR CHILDHOOD HOME?

  • >> IT WAS ONE OF THEM.

  • THAT WAS MY DAD'S DREAM.

  • MY DAD IS A SWISS ENGINEER.

  • SO HE WAS ALWAYS BUILDING THINGS

  • WITH HIS SOLDERING IRON ON THE

  • DINING ROOM TABLE.

  • >> Jimmy: HE BUILT IT WITH THAT?

  • >> ONE DAY, ONE DAY, HE BOUGHT

  • THAT LAND FROM ONE OF HIS

  • CO-WORKERS, AND WE PLANTED SOME

  • LITTLE BABY PINE TREES.

  • >> Jimmy: THAT ARE BIG NOW.

  • >> I DON'T THINK THEY MADE THE

  • CUT IN THE PHOTO.

  • BUT WE PUT THE SEPTIC SYSTEM IN.

  • WE WERE OUT IN THE YARD WITH THE

  • DITCH WITCH.

  • DAD WANTS TO DO IT RIGHT.

  • IF YOU WANT IT DONE RIGHT YOU DO

  • IT YOURSELF.

  • >> Jimmy: IS THAT HOW HE?

  • >> SO WE DID IT.

  • WE BUILT A SEPTIC SYSTEM

  • TOGETHER.

  • HEY.

  • OH, THE THINGS CAN YOU DO.

  • >> Jimmy: DOES YOUR DAD, DOES

  • YOUR FAMILY HAVE A LITTLE PARTY

  • AND WATCH THE, LIKE THE OSCARS

  • AND THESE SHOWS WHEN YOU'RE

  • NOMINATED FOR THEM?

  • >> YEAH, ACTUALLY.

  • >> Jimmy: THEY DO?

  • >> YEAH.

  • >> Jimmy: AND DO YOU CALL THEM

  • RIGHT AFTERWARDS?

  • >> IN 2000 AND --

  • >> Jimmy: WELL, YOU WON THE SAG

  • AWARD AND THE GOLDEN GLOBE.

  • DO YOU CALL THEM UP?

  • >> WELL, YEAH.

  • I DON'T BRING MY PHONE IN WITH

  • ME, BUT AFTER I DO, YEAH.

  • >> Jimmy: YOU CHECK IN WITH THEM

  • IN AND EVERYBODY SCREAMS AND ALL

  • THAT KIECHBD STUFF?

  • >> IT'S VERY SWEET.

  • >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW MAYBE ONE OF

  • THEM COULD DROP YOU OFF AT THE

  • AIRPORT.

  • >> Jimmy: THE MOVIE IS "JUDY."

  • >> Dicky: PORTIONS OF "JIMMY

  • KIMMEL LIVE" ARE BROUGHT TO YOU

  • BY LIPTON TEA.

  • TAKE A SIP ON THE SUNNY SIDE.

  • SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW

  • WAY UP HIGH

  • THERE'S A LAND THAT I'VE HEARD

  • OF

  • ONCE IN A LULLABY

  • >> Jimmy: THAT IS RENEE

  • ZELLWEGER IN "JUDY."

  • IT'S IN THEATERS NOW.

  • YOU ARE NOMINATED FOR AN ACADEMY

  • AWARD, AS WELL.

  • WHAT A SAD LIFE SHE HAD.

  • TALK A LITTLE BIT ABOUT THIS

  • PERIOD OF JUDY GARLAND'S LIFE.

  • I DIDN'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT HER.

  • I KNOW SHE WAS IN "WIZARD OF

  • OZ."

  • BUT IT'S REALLY A TOUGH GO SHE

  • HAD, IT SEEMS.

  • >> WELL, I DIDN'T KNOW MUCH

  • ABOUT THIS CHAPTER OF HER LIFE

  • EITHER.

  • THIS IS TOWARDS THE END OF HER

  • LIFE.

  • SHE DID A SERIES OF CONCERTS

  • OVER IN LONDON.

  • AND YES, SHE WAS FACING

  • FINANCIAL HARDSHIPS.

  • SHE DIDN'T REALLY HAVE A PLACE

  • TO LIVE AND WAS NOT GETTING WORK

  • BECAUSE SHE WAS CONSIDERED

  • UNEMPLOYABLE.

  • SO SHE WENT OVER AND DID THESE

  • CONCERTS AND THE MOVIE TOUCHES

  • ON THAT PART OF HER LIFE WHEN

  • SHE WAS TRYING TO GET HER NEXT

  • NEW CHAPTER GOING, YOU KNOW.

  • >> Jimmy: SEPARATED FROM HER

  • CHILDREN, WHICH IS VERY TOUGH.

  • >> YEAH.

  • JO

  • >> Jimmy: I HAVE TO COMPLIMENT

  • YOU ON YOUR SINGING IN THE

  • MOVIE, NOT JUST BECAUSE IT'S

  • VERY GOOD, BUT ON TOP OF IT, YOU

  • REALLY, A LOT OF TIMES IN THESE

  • MOVIES, THEY'LL RECORD THE VOCAL

  • TRACK IN A STUDIO, AND YOU GO

  • LIMB