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  • YOU THOUGHT 5.000 EPISODES

  • WASN'T ENOUGH?!

  • SAY IT WITH ME Br0s!!

  • HAPPY WHEELS!

  • hAPpy WheELs!!!

  • HeCk YEaH!!

  • We're back baby

  • For another 100 episodes of happy wheels

  • We're starting a new-

  • I'm not- just full of shit- I'm just gonna play once XD

  • You guys just couldn't have enough, could you?

  • YoUr FaNtAsiEs could NEVER be quenched?

  • Well here I am

  • [Funky music]

  • Aaaaahhhh [In echo effect] XD

  • The sweet sound of happy wheels

  • It just brings back all the memories

  • Fetus Pewds: Anyways are your ready?

  • MiNeCrAfT ft. Felix's laugh

  • I missed you, Happy Wheels

  • [Fake Sweedish Accent] Let's frickin do this

  • So let's go by 'any time' and sort by 'rating'

  • HARPOON DODGE!1!?!?

  • I'm glad to see they're innovative because I've

  • NEVER PLAYED A HARPOON DODGE!

  • Harpoooon Dodge 2!

  • oh, okay, we're starting with harpoon dodge 2

  • oh, easy

  • 3...2...1 Go

  • easy

  • that one's easy.

  • I did it. I did it.

  • My God I'm so scaared

  • is this- oh God this is actually- oh God

  • Not another one

  • I'm still alive... I'm still alive

  • iTs FiNe

  • I'm choking myself

  • *maniacal laughter*

  • oh, that does not look good!

  • *more maniacal laughter*

  • It's okay, guys

  • I'm a LITTLE rusty

  • but I'll be- but I'll do it- I'll do it, I'll do it, I'll do it!

  • Control, shift, eject

  • I eject alright

  • ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • So you wanna go as flat as possible

  • ah, f-

  • You wanna go dolphin

  • That's all I know, that's all I remember

  • oh, oh

  • see this dolphin?

  • oh, God

  • *maniacal laughter, for a third time*

  • I'm actually having fun playing Happy Wheels.

  • oh, God

  • It's hard, it's hard!

  • That's my head

  • ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • Oh, we got a metal penis, everyone

  • Is Happy Wheels gonna become like Minecraft?

  • Will people just start playing it unironically again?

  • I think I know what I need to do, I think I know what I need to do

  • oh God, oh alright, so

  • you wanna make sure...

  • that's uh...

  • OH!

  • DAMMIT!!!

  • *maniacal laughter for a fourth time*

  • I AM SO TERRIBLE!!!

  • Ah, I'll take it, I'll take it, I'll take it

  • I may have lost my foot

  • but I'm STILL ALIVE!

  • NOPE!

  • SEAL OOH!

  • OH!

  • yeah

  • yeah, I'm still alive God damn it

  • oh, oh oh, well that's- this is gonna hurt

  • OH I DODGED IT!

  • OH! [Feminine voice] Awesome~

  • Oh, oh, oh seal mode (dolphin or seal mode, whichever will it be?)

  • there it is, ooooh

  • God damn it, I'm good

  • When's it get going? This is easy.

  • Oh, this is easy.

  • classic.

  • EASY! Bring it, Happy Wheels

  • I got YEEEARS of experience

  • YEEEEARS

  • Alright, they're dropping down now. I don't know why

  • my foot is coming with me.

  • see ya later, foot

  • live a good life.

  • Nani!?

  • What is this? Have they finally added checkpoints? No.

  • Thanks for playing, I hope you liked it, have a nice day

  • Have a nice day (x3), everyone

  • Harpoon dodge one, of course

  • Cannot have enough of this

  • eeeeasy

  • Oho! Aha!

  • Give me one where I have to jump, I have the pogo

  • OHHHH!!1!!!

  • No, I'm still alive (x3)

  • I'm still alive!

  • I'm still alliivee~

  • What a shit f- kind of bends up a bit, I control dodges

  • Okay, that's good to know

  • It went through my knees

  • Alright, they- I think they got my knees

  • I dunno what to tell you, guys

  • Guess it still comes through

  • did it

  • BOTTLE FLIP!?

  • Nani!?

  • bottle flip!

  • OH MY GOD!

  • I'm very bro (?)

  • NOOOB

  • Ah, WAT

  • Alright, what if we threw- what if we threw backward

  • OH!

  • OH!

  • OH!

  • AH!

  • AH!

  • [Whiny voice] Come on man, come onnn

  • *grunts in swedish*

  • sniper

  • I'm a sniper, guys.

  • this is it

  • OHHH!

  • oh.

  • this is it, this is it.

  • THIS IS IT

  • *le gasp*

  • AAAAHHH!

  • *tropical sounding music plays*

  • [childish voice] create a meme face!

  • Whhaaat?

  • *mandatory GFuel reload, use code Pewdiepie*

  • AWE HELL YEAH MEME FACE

  • select language

  • uh, I already failed

  • clearly, memes are only in spanyish

  • spanyish? that's right.

  • hhhaz click akey si elikay estay (at least he tried)

  • ahhh, muy byan (bien)

  • soy biEN, soy boy

  • here we go

  • we'll do the cereal meme, I love that meme so much

  • alright, what's next?

  • ah, the eyes, okay

  • UHH

  • oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

  • feliz

  • FEEELLIIIZ

  • AHHHHH

  • sugoi, kawaii

  • AHHHHH

  • BURGER!?

  • BUUURGER

  • can't wait 'till I see what my troll face is gonna lo-

  • cara- carakando (with italian accent?)

  • I mean, it's impressive how people did this

  • There it is

  • estay es t-tu meme

  • Sorry to interrupt this video, just want to give a big shout out to my bois,

  • El garo (finna skip captioning the ad)

  • ROPE SWIING

  • I LOVE ROPE SWIIING

  • *undertale papyrus theme plays*

  • here we go, rope swing, WOOOH HOO HOO

  • first try, zero deaths, let's frickin do this, rope swing, baby

  • WOOOH!

  • WOOOH! ah.

  • Hell ye

  • Huuh yea

  • *grunts in swedish three times*

  • AH, AH! (this is why you can't watch pewds in public)

  • here we go

  • YEA-

  • I'M STILL ALIVE! I'm still alive!

  • woohoo!

  • YEAH!

  • Let's go ho ho

  • *grunts* ugh, fck come on

  • ARGH!

  • AHHH

  • No! No! Grab, grab, grab, grab

  • Can I still grab with my handicapped arm?

  • That is questions

  • ah

  • bye, arm

  • it's been a pleas- (congradulations PTSD)

  • OH!

  • ahhh

  • dammit

  • WOO HOO HOO HOO

  • AH! awe.

  • there it is.

  • perfection

  • so, how do I go here without dying?

  • still alive, baby

  • oh! We hit it (x3)

  • and then, now, we drop it.

  • drop it bew new new (tune of Sporty-O's Let Me Hit It dubstep)

  • oh god, oh god, oh god

  • oh god, what's gonna happen

  • pi-pixel on

  • MY GOD, IT'S MINECRAFT

  • OH MY GOD IT'S MIIIII

  • WOOOO

  • am I supposed to go here? Okay, I'll go.

  • [Italian accent] super mario!

  • [Italian accent] but why-uh me-uh

  • [Toad voice] OH, OHH!

  • IM RIDING NYA- *giggles*

  • Is this guy making the- all the maps?

  • No one else is making this map?

  • pterodactyl screech

  • nothing like winning in fetal position

  • oh, ultimate glass break

  • [Raspy voice] TIIIIIIMMMM

  • DUH DAH DUH

  • [Raspy voice] DAAAD

  • *unintelligible raspy baby noises*

  • AHH

  • I can still do it!

  • Someone, help me adjust my spine

  • *grunts*

  • SON, THAT'S NOT MY SPINE!

  • Well, the comedy has definitely increased

  • It's funny, because now it's ironic!

  • [Raspy voice] Shut up, dad

  • *uninteligible raspy gibberish*

  • *three loud groans*

  • [Baby voice] don't leave me, dad!

  • Alriight

  • NAH!

  • ah fck, I ejected ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • god damn it

  • how is this the top rated?

  • There it is

  • *yet again, random raspy noises*

  • *angry, deeper, raspy noises*

  • *grunt*

  • how do I eject my son?

  • Please dont eject me, I love you dad, I love you, da da

  • Why am Ieven playing this?

  • fcking garbage.

  • AHHH!

  • AHH!

  • fack

  • [Baby voice] Hell yeah, now it's time for that sweet ass (pedo)

  • grip it, slap

  • slap.

  • number one most subscribed, everyone

  • *indecipherable deep, raspy nonsense*

  • *grunt*

  • [Baby voice] hell yeah, you're doing awesome, dad.

  • JUH JUH!

  • YEAH, WE MADE IT!

  • oh, we did it dad THANK YOU SO MU-

  • GO! NOO!