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-Well, you guys, everyone is still talking about
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the situation overseas.
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Tensions are high, both sides are upset.
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No one knows what's coming
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Of course, I'm talking about
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Harry, Meghan, and the royal family.
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[ Laughter ]
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That's right. Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are stepping back
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from their roles,
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and they actually made the announcement on Instagram.
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Yeah, you could tell the Queen was surprised.
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Check out her comment.
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Yeah. [ Laughter ]
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Speaking of the royals,
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I want to say happy birthday to Kate Middleton.
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Of course, Kate goes by the Duchess of Cambridge,
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along with her new title from the Queen,
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"the one who is still in the will."
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[ Laughter ]
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Well, back in Washington,
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President Trump was speaking at the White House
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and he suggested a new name for NATO
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that includes the Middle East.
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Take a look at this.
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-And I actually had a name
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NATO, right?
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And then you have M.E., Middle East.
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You'll call it NATO-ME.
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I said, what a beautiful name. NATO-ME.
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I'm good at names.
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[ Laughter ]
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-What? God.
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-Trump was like, "NATO-ME.
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It's named after my favorite actress -- Nato-me Watts."
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[ Laughter ]
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This morning, Trump got some attention for tweeting,
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"Stock market at all-time high How are your 409(k)s doing?"
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[ Laughter ]
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409. How are your 409(k)s?
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He later bragged that the stock market
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kills 99.9% of bacteria and viruses.
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[ Laughter ]
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Some entertainment news -- earlier tonight
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it was round three of
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"Jeopardy's Greatest of All Time" tournament.
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It was a strange night of TV on ABC.
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It started off with an hour of "Jeopardy!
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followed by a two-hour special on Jeffrey Epstein.
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The night went from, "Kids come in and learn something"
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to "Kids, got out of the roo now! Get out!"
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[ Laughter ]
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Guys, this is going viral.
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Kim Kardashian posted a video online
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where she gave a tour of her refrigerator
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A lot of people are shocked at how big it is.
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Take a look.
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-I have a walk-in refrigerator
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where we keep all of our fresh organic produce.
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-New Yorkers saw that and were like, "That's not a fridge
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That's a three-bedroom apartment."
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[ Laughter and applause ]
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In New York City, that's a three-bedroom --
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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-Wow!
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-Her fridge is so big,
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that's where Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are moving
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-Really? [ Laughter ]
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-Look at the size of that thing. She must have a huge 409(k).
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[ Laughter ]
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Finally, I read about a White Claw factory
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that's opening in Arizona.
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Or as -- [ Cheers and applause ]
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Or as students at Arizona Stat are calling it, church.
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Guys, we have a great show