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  • -Well, you guys, everyone is still talking about

  • the situation overseas.

  • Tensions are high, both sides are upset.

  • No one knows what's coming

  • Of course, I'm talking about

  • Harry, Meghan, and the royal family.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • That's right. Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are stepping back

  • from their roles,

  • and they actually made the announcement on Instagram.

  • Yeah, you could tell the Queen was surprised.

  • Check out her comment.

  • Yeah. [ Laughter ]

  • Speaking of the royals,

  • I want to say happy birthday to Kate Middleton.

  • Of course, Kate goes by the Duchess of Cambridge,

  • along with her new title from the Queen,

  • "the one who is still in the will."

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Well, back in Washington,

  • President Trump was speaking at the White House

  • and he suggested a new name for NATO

  • that includes the Middle East.

  • Take a look at this.

  • -And I actually had a name

  • NATO, right?

  • And then you have M.E., Middle East.

  • You'll call it NATO-ME.

  • I said, what a beautiful name. NATO-ME.

  • I'm good at names.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -What? God.

  • -Trump was like, "NATO-ME.

  • It's named after my favorite actress -- Nato-me Watts."

  • [ Laughter ]

  • This morning, Trump got some attention for tweeting,

  • "Stock market at all-time high How are your 409(k)s doing?"

  • [ Laughter ]

  • 409. How are your 409(k)s?

  • He later bragged that the stock market

  • kills 99.9% of bacteria and viruses.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Some entertainment news -- earlier tonight

  • it was round three of

  • "Jeopardy's Greatest of All Time" tournament.

  • It was a strange night of TV on ABC.

  • It started off with an hour of "Jeopardy!

  • followed by a two-hour special on Jeffrey Epstein.

  • The night went from, "Kids come in and learn something"

  • to "Kids, got out of the roo now! Get out!"

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Guys, this is going viral.

  • Kim Kardashian posted a video online

  • where she gave a tour of her refrigerator

  • A lot of people are shocked at how big it is.

  • Take a look.

  • -I have a walk-in refrigerator

  • where we keep all of our fresh organic produce.

  • -New Yorkers saw that and were like, "That's not a fridge

  • That's a three-bedroom apartment."

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

  • In New York City, that's a three-bedroom --

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

  • -Wow!

  • -Her fridge is so big,

  • that's where Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are moving

  • -Really? [ Laughter ]

  • -Look at the size of that thing. She must have a huge 409(k).

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Finally, I read about a White Claw factory

  • that's opening in Arizona.

  • Or as -- [ Cheers and applause ]

  • Or as students at Arizona Stat are calling it, church.

  • Guys, we have a great show

-Well, you guys, everyone is still talking about

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