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  • - Today, we are going to show you

  • some cool-ass ways to open beer!

  • My feet are fucking killing me!

  • How do y'all walk in this shit, goddammit?

  • This your finger, using the lighter underneath the cap,

  • going down, okay?

  • So I have the lighter underneath the cap, see that?

  • - [Bao] Oh, nice!

  • - Go!

  • - Ow!

  • I almost got it, I almost got it.

  • It hurts my fingers!

  • Ow!

  • Ow, it hurts!

  • - Bao, your turn, okay?

  • - Oh no.

  • - You're the first intern ever on this show.

  • - Oh cool, perfect.

  • Okay.

  • - Uh huh.

  • (Skyy laughs)

  • - Boom!

  • - High-heeled shoes, okay homeboy?

  • Get underneath there again.

  • (cap hisses and pops off)

  • - Uh, it still hurts!

  • (Skyy laughs)

  • (Skyy laughs)

  • - Why?

  • - Failure!

  • Bao, your turn.

  • (Skyy laughing)

  • You can do the hammer this way, okay?

  • Look at that.

  • Right.

  • Just go straight down.

  • (bottle cap pops off)

  • - What the fuck?

  • - I can do that.

  • Oops, fuck.

  • - [Skyy] One more time, one more time, one more time!

  • No, don't break the bottle!

  • - [Bao] Yay!

  • - Without cutting yourself.

  • Dude, ain't no worker's comp.

  • (group cheers)

  • - Yes!

  • - Did you crack the bottle though?

  • Yes he did!

  • - It's okay.

  • They wouldn't have known.

  • - Oh you cut yourself!

  • - Grab your bottle firmly.

  • Make sure that this bottle cap here

  • is pressing against that cap, got it?

  • (Chelsea cheers)

  • - Fuck!

  • - You opened the wrong one!

  • Oh, Jesus Christ!

  • (Chelsea screams)

  • Sweet God of mercy girl!

  • Okay, okay, okay, are you okay?

  • - I'm fine.

  • Can I open beers?

  • Probably not.

  • But I'm fine.

  • - Okay, okay, okay.

  • - Okay.

  • So.

  • (group laughs)

  • - Go ahead, okay!

  • Dude you only got one hand!

  • Please do not fuck up your good hand.

  • - So it's resting on top?

  • - Right.

  • - And then you slam it.

  • - And then I slam it.

  • - Oh Jesus Christ!

  • You scare me man.

  • (group laughs)

  • - He's not giving it full force.

  • - I'm not.

  • - It's scary.

  • - Sweet Jesus Lord.

  • - My hands are so small!

  • Okay, alright, okay.

  • (Skyy screams)

  • - Can't help it!

  • - Okay, so I take my bottle,

  • get the lip right there on the edge.

  • (bottle cap pops off)

  • - Just hit it?

  • - Yea.

  • - Oh no!

  • (Skyy laughs)

  • - Okay.

  • - Okay, okay, Jesus Christ.

  • (bottle cap pops off)

  • - [Bao] What the fuck?

  • (group laughs)

  • - Cool!

  • - [Skyy] On your beer bottle there's a line.

  • And you just slide

  • your machete right up that line to the top.

  • When you go through with it,

  • you're not swinging it, okay?

  • You're going straight through like that, okay?

  • So you're going towards the heavens, alright?

  • - Okay.

  • - So slide back Chels.

  • Okay?

  • (bottle cap pops off)

  • - [Bao] What the fuck did you just do?

  • - Did you see that?

  • - [Bao] Yea.

  • - Go!

  • Go!

  • Oh shit, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay,

  • Bao's turn!

  • Bao, come on.

  • Go straight up.

  • - [Chelsea] go through with is though, through with it.

  • - [Skyy] Go.

  • (group cheers)

  • Oh shit!

  • God bless America!

  • How did he fucking do that?

  • Axe is the same principle, okay?

  • Straight up.

  • And this one easier 'cause you have

  • more control with this, okay?

  • (bottle cap pops off)

  • - [Bao] Yay!

  • - On the line, ready?

  • Go.

  • (bottle cap pops off)

  • (Skyy cheers)

  • - Oh!

  • That'll fuck you up, but it's good.

  • (Axe hits the bottle)

  • (bottle cap pops off)

  • - [Skyy] Oh man, his nice and neat.

  • He got a nice, neat form.

  • Well done son.

  • You're the son I never had.

  • The Asian son I never had.

  • (Skyy laughs)

  • Okay, that's right.

  • All you Asian girls that I hooked up with, you been lucky.

  • 'Cause this one be it right here.

  • (Skyy laughs)

  • - [Voiceover] Today we're making Night Night Daddy,

  • based on the movie Sinister Two.

  • - [Voiceover] Exactly!

  • - Could you live in a house that someone died in?

  • - No!

  • Fuck no!

  • I'm sure I have, I lived in Hollywood

  • for six years, and shit goes down there.

  • I'm sure my place was haunted.

- Today, we are going to show you

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