Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles GOOOD- Good morning gamers. Welcome back to Minecraft, today is a very sad day. Joergen is no more. We only have peepee poo-poo. HEY peepee poo-poo Literally no one cares peepee poo-poo Today is the day where we bring our boys back, okay? Sven is stuck in this portal and I don't- I don't- What the frick? Oh my gosh. I don't have arrows This is bad Sven, can you move please? Sven I cannot stand losing another pet, please GO IN THE PORTAL!! Come follow me Sven! Oh my gosh How do I make him go through? Stop sitting How did you- how did you even get here?! Okay, my dog is stuck Okay, apparently mine carts work I'm coming IKEA bird! We have to get him back! A very important day. Don't worry Sven We're gonna get you out of- Why can't I place the minecart? Do I need to actually place it on- Ugghhhh, Sven! What about a boat? Okay, Sven here we go. Don't be scared. I don't think it's working. Yes! GO GO GO GO GO GO!!! Come here. You shmiley- smiley pie lee. Come on Jeebaleeba. Listen, we've been looking for a DJ a long time Sven, you're the new DJ. Now stay there. I have to go find- We have to go find Dinnerbone ASAP Ride like the wind peepee poo-poo Ride like the wind Okay, maybe not. Look who became fast all the sudden, isn't that right peepee poo-poo? Whoa I never seen a... Just randomly. That's so weird. What are you selling? blu- bubble coral!!! Nautilus sell?! That's perfect!! I just need that. Okay, you- you don't go ding-dong sming-mong Go down. go down- you're in the hole. Stay with peepee poo-poo. I need that super bad. How do I do this? Okay peepee poo-poo you stay there. (HUUUHHHH) Oh my gosh, how do I do this? *Minecraft Llama Noise* Nope *Villager "HURHE" noise* I've been waiting for a "nau-tic-u-las sell". There we go. Stay there and pee-pee poo-poo you stay as well I know IKEA bird I don't like doing this but I need- I need the cash. Daddy's short on cash. Don't ask questions. Gosh, please don't despawn. Please don't despaaaawwn They better still be here. Yes, yees!! What are you doing with your llama, dude? s i c k *Felix mocks villager "hEURRR"* Okay... Epic. I won't say anything about you and the llama doing the- chiki chiki bang bang Sh- Are you scared? You want me to--- FRICK I forgot the shells. I gotta run back *Laughs* If only I had a horse or something!! If only there was a horse just like Joergen!! Do you know how long I wanted to make this?! Ever since I saw that you can make it. I want to make it. Okay? Do you know h- haha.. I want to make it for a very long time Okay, so now we can finally make, FINALLY. I should have a couple.. bing bang bong bong Uhh, a conduit Am I right or am I right? whoa, whoa whoa whoa I don't- I think this makes it? So that we can breathe underwater. Damn. That was expensive dude. I don't want to die with this on me. AHH! Gosh I miss Joergen. There will never be another Joergen. Okay pee-pee let's go How does conduits work? I have no idea. "Oink" Oh like, you know how to make a conduit pee-pee poo-poo?! You didn't even know how to wipe your own butt, okay?! "Oink" Can you shut your pee-pee?! I'm trying to get there! "Oink" Oh, you think there's a more efficient way to go? By all means pee-pee poo-poo, by all means! Look here's water *Oink* SHUT. UP. I'm sick of your attitude, peepee poo-poo! "Oink" Yeah, that's right. This better- ahh it doesn't connect... okay, uhhh Ah frick.. Alright. Would you- Get out. Just get out. We're gonna freakin' find him, douche. What happened to this minecraft series, pee-pee poo-poo? *Oink* *Laughs* It used to be so simple. Now it's just you and me left- and no one *laughing* "Oink" As in you're the only dispensable character that I dare to bring with me at this point Wha- you really wanted me to say it out loud, didn't you?! *Oink"* Don't- Stop crying pee-pee poo-poo. My god Whoa, that was awesome *Oink* Yeah, you can't do that even if you've lost all your weight, pee pee poo poo. Don't even pretend like you're someone that you're not Whoa! That was awesome. Okay, so now we're gonna use the conduit I don't want to waste it. So I might do a little google-snoogle just to make sure I know what I'm doing. Frick, if it wasn't for all this... Sea stuff... It wouldn't even be a problem. All right Eh- Con... Pee-pee poo-poo, you stay in the boat. I need you to hold down the boat slurp, slurp, slurp. Alright, let's find this dude Conduit... Whoa! A.. dolphin helping me. Thanks dolphin. Alrght. We gotta look as well. That's the issue. Get rid of all this sea stuff!! Gosh damn, I'm fast And I'm slow. Alright, let's try and place the conduit. Wow, that is sooo cool Wow guys I'm soo glad I did this. I'm so... Glad I spent all my- what is- Oh my god, does it not go away? No Material objects don't matter. I need Pee-pee Poo-poo. Oh my god. Are you kidding me-- You cannot be serious It might be just 'cause it's water, right? Yes, it's because it's water- It's coming up.. Cool. Where the frick am I? Okay You guys on the subreddit told me X minus 275- what That makes no sense Y minus 599 You guys... what are you slurping? That's so far away. It's got a fishing rod!! Shoot him!! Hey, can you help me? I'm trying to find my friend, dude Okay, 599 And then... What is down here, dude? Whoa! whoawhoawhoawhoawhoa that is so cool- I don't have time to sheck this out Okay, 599 I got to stay on this plane AHHHH DINNERBONE I FOUND YOU!! YEAAAAAAAHHH!!!! I'm sorry about punching you!! auUUUUUHHHH Thanks bros!! Nine-year-olds, you did it! Incredible job!! ohhhh Subarashiiiiiii!! Yeeess!!! I'm so sorry- Dude your skin must be so wrinkly you've been here so long, dude Bing Bing Bing Bing Get me up- LET ME IN!! That's what I'm freakin talkin about I'll tickle you as much as I want Dinnerbone, I'll tickle you as much as I want! I'll dig you a hole Quick hole. Quick hole Dinnerbone- Frick off!! Frick off, frick off!! Stay there Dinner-spinner ..epic dinner I gotta try something. So.. You guys have been saying this foreevveerr That if I feed a dolphin... and there's so many dolphins here- so I assume that has to be something. Here little dolphin. c'mere Oh my god, wait up He's gonna show me the way to a treasure Maybe I need more fish for him. This is how we fish in Sweden by the way. How did he survive a diamond punch?! What- how strong are these fishes? Don't make me put you in a bucket! (Maybe you should try to put the drowned in the bucket too, Felix) Oh my gosh It actually worked Dolphin showed me map to treasure. Wow, wow, wee-a Epic tre-- it's gravel. You showed gravel All right, now show me the treasure Show me the treasure, you dolphin! Oh he's-he's sparkling. He's sparkling, that must mean something. *Gasp* He pooped up something. What are you doing? Oh, he's playing with it That's so awesome. WHOA! Dolphin showed tresshure epically! *High pitch* Thanks dolphin, you're the best! (my god) Wow. Wooow. What a treasure, guys. Can't wait to show Joer-- oh... There it is-- WHOA! Okay. Gamers be jealous!! I can't wait to show-- aw... The speed on this unit... Peepee-poopoo!! Peepee-poopoo!! *Gasp* I found it. I found the treasure-- I mean it's Dinnerbone. I found Dinnerbone Boys are back. Boys are back! Hey Sven... Play that music *Minecraft music* Obviously We're missing the two most important... I would argue three People of this playthrough-- the heroes... that died for our cause-- for our country... For our bro-land. The heroes that will always be remembered Everyone kept saying "Watersheep!! Watersheep!! You built a church for Watersheep. You built giant meatball for Watersheep. What did you do for Joergen?" "What have you done for Joergen?" Well.. Today we're changing that Today we're building... ...a Joergen memorial. Isn't that right, Sven? Happy times, everyone. Happy times. Alright, I'm going to bed. What's up gamers? It's me. I'm back. What's up IKEA bird? How you doing?