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  • GOOOD-

  • Good morning gamers. Welcome back to Minecraft, today is a very sad day.

  • Joergen is no more. We only have peepee poo-poo. HEY peepee poo-poo

  • Literally no one cares peepee poo-poo

  • Today is the day where we bring our boys back, okay?

  • Sven is stuck in this portal and I don't-

  • I don't- What the frick? Oh my gosh.

  • I don't have arrows

  • This is bad

  • Sven, can you move please?

  • Sven I cannot stand losing another pet, please

  • GO IN THE PORTAL!!

  • Come follow me Sven!

  • Oh my gosh

  • How do I make him go through?

  • Stop sitting

  • How did you- how did you even get here?!

  • Okay, my dog is stuck

  • Okay, apparently mine carts work

  • I'm coming IKEA bird! We have to get him back!

  • A very important day.

  • Don't worry Sven

  • We're gonna get you out of-

  • Why can't I place the minecart? Do I need to actually place it on-

  • Ugghhhh, Sven!

  • What about a boat?

  • Okay, Sven here we go. Don't be scared.

  • I don't think it's working.

  • Yes! GO GO GO GO GO GO!!!

  • Come here. You shmiley- smiley pie lee. Come on

  • Jeebaleeba. Listen, we've been looking for a DJ a long time

  • Sven, you're the new DJ.

  • Now stay there.

  • I have to go find- We have to go find Dinnerbone

  • ASAP

  • Ride like the wind peepee poo-poo

  • Ride like the wind

  • Okay, maybe not.

  • Look who became fast all the sudden, isn't that right peepee poo-poo?

  • Whoa

  • I never seen a...

  • Just randomly. That's so weird. What are you selling?

  • blu- bubble coral!!!

  • Nautilus sell?! That's perfect!!

  • I just need that. Okay, you- you don't go ding-dong sming-mong

  • Go down. go down- you're in the hole. Stay with peepee poo-poo.

  • I need that super bad.

  • How do I do this? Okay peepee poo-poo you stay there.

  • (HUUUHHHH) Oh my gosh, how do I do this?

  • *Minecraft Llama Noise*

  • Nope

  • *Villager "HURHE" noise*

  • I've been waiting for a "nau-tic-u-las sell". There we go. Stay there and pee-pee poo-poo

  • you stay as well

  • I know IKEA bird

  • I don't like doing this but I need- I need the cash.

  • Daddy's short on cash.

  • Don't ask questions.

  • Gosh, please don't despawn. Please don't despaaaawwn

  • They better still be here.

  • Yes, yees!!

  • What are you doing with your llama, dude?

  • s i c k

  • *Felix mocks villager "hEURRR"*

  • Okay... Epic.

  • I won't say anything about you and the llama doing the- chiki chiki bang bang

  • Sh- Are you scared?

  • You want me to---

  • FRICK I forgot the shells. I gotta run back

  • *Laughs*

  • If only I had a horse or something!!

  • If only there was a horse just like Joergen!!

  • Do you know how long I wanted to make this?! Ever since I saw that you can make it.

  • I want to make it. Okay?

  • Do you know h- haha..

  • I want to make it for a very long time

  • Okay, so now we can finally make, FINALLY.

  • I should have a couple.. bing bang bong bong

  • Uhh, a conduit

  • Am I right or am I right?

  • whoa, whoa whoa whoa

  • I don't- I think this makes it?

  • So that we can breathe underwater.

  • Damn. That was expensive dude.

  • I don't want to die with this on me.

  • AHH!

  • Gosh I miss Joergen.

  • There will never be another Joergen.

  • Okay pee-pee let's go

  • How does conduits work?

  • I have no idea.

  • "Oink"

  • Oh like, you know how to make a conduit pee-pee poo-poo?!

  • You didn't even know how to wipe your own butt, okay?!

  • "Oink"

  • Can you shut your pee-pee?!

  • I'm trying to get there!

  • "Oink"

  • Oh, you think there's a more efficient way to go?

  • By all means pee-pee poo-poo, by all means!

  • Look here's water

  • *Oink*

  • SHUT. UP.

  • I'm sick of your attitude, peepee poo-poo!

  • "Oink"

  • Yeah, that's right.

  • This better- ahh it doesn't connect... okay, uhhh

  • Ah frick.. Alright. Would you- Get out.

  • Just get out.

  • We're gonna freakin' find him, douche.

  • What happened to this minecraft series, pee-pee poo-poo?

  • *Oink*

  • *Laughs*

  • It used to be so simple.

  • Now it's just you and me left- and no one

  • *laughing*

  • "Oink"

  • As in you're the only dispensable character that I dare to bring with me at this point

  • Wha- you really wanted me to say it out loud, didn't you?!

  • *Oink"*

  • Don't- Stop crying pee-pee poo-poo.

  • My god

  • Whoa, that was awesome

  • *Oink*

  • Yeah, you can't do that even if you've lost all your weight, pee pee poo poo.

  • Don't even pretend like you're someone that you're not

  • Whoa! That was awesome.

  • Okay, so now we're gonna use the conduit

  • I don't want to waste it.

  • So I might do a little google-snoogle just to make sure I know what I'm doing.

  • Frick, if it wasn't for all this...

  • Sea stuff...

  • It wouldn't even be a problem.

  • All right

  • Eh- Con...

  • Pee-pee poo-poo, you stay in the boat. I need you to hold down the boat

  • slurp, slurp, slurp.

  • Alright, let's find this dude

  • Conduit...

  • Whoa! A.. dolphin helping me. Thanks dolphin.

  • Alrght. We gotta look as well. That's the issue.

  • Get rid of all this sea stuff!! Gosh damn, I'm fast

  • And I'm slow.

  • Alright, let's try and place the conduit.

  • Wow, that is sooo cool

  • Wow guys I'm soo glad I did this.

  • I'm so...

  • Glad I spent all my-

  • what is-

  • Oh my god, does it not go away?

  • No

  • Material objects don't matter.

  • I need Pee-pee Poo-poo.

  • Oh my god. Are you kidding me-- You cannot be serious

  • It might be just 'cause it's water, right?

  • Yes, it's because it's water-

  • It's coming up.. Cool.

  • Where the frick am I?

  • Okay

  • You guys on the subreddit told me X minus 275- what

  • That makes no sense

  • Y minus 599

  • You guys... what are you slurping?

  • That's so far away.

  • It's got a fishing rod!!

  • Shoot him!!

  • Hey, can you help me?

  • I'm trying to find my friend, dude

  • Okay, 599

  • And then...

  • What is down here, dude?

  • Whoa! whoawhoawhoawhoawhoa that is so cool-

  • I don't have time to sheck this out

  • Okay, 599 I got to stay on this plane

  • AHHHH DINNERBONE I FOUND YOU!!

  • YEAAAAAAAHHH!!!!

  • I'm sorry about punching you!!

  • auUUUUUHHHH

  • Thanks bros!!

  • Nine-year-olds, you did it!

  • Incredible job!!

  • ohhhh

  • Subarashiiiiiii!! Yeeess!!!

  • I'm so sorry- Dude your skin must be so wrinkly you've been here so long, dude

  • Bing Bing Bing Bing

  • Get me up- LET ME IN!!

  • That's what I'm freakin talkin about

  • I'll tickle you as much as I want Dinnerbone, I'll tickle you as much as I want!

  • I'll dig you a hole

  • Quick hole. Quick hole Dinnerbone-

  • Frick off!! Frick off, frick off!!

  • Stay there Dinner-spinner

  • ..epic dinner

  • I gotta try something. So..

  • You guys have been saying this foreevveerr

  • That if I feed a dolphin...

  • and there's so many dolphins here- so I assume that has to be something.

  • Here little dolphin.

  • c'mere

  • Oh my god, wait up

  • He's gonna show me the way to a treasure

  • Maybe I need more fish for him.

  • This is how we fish in Sweden by the way.

  • How did he survive a diamond punch?!

  • What- how strong are these fishes? Don't make me put you in a bucket! (Maybe you should try to put the drowned in the bucket too, Felix)

  • Oh my gosh

  • It actually worked

  • Dolphin showed me map to treasure.

  • Wow, wow, wee-a

  • Epic tre-- it's gravel. You showed gravel

  • All right, now show me the treasure

  • Show me the treasure, you dolphin!

  • Oh he's-he's sparkling.

  • He's sparkling, that must mean something.

  • *Gasp*

  • He pooped up something. What are you doing?

  • Oh, he's playing with it

  • That's so awesome.

  • WHOA! Dolphin showed tresshure epically!

  • *High pitch* Thanks dolphin, you're the best! (my god)

  • Wow. Wooow.

  • What a treasure, guys.

  • Can't wait to show Joer-- oh...

  • There it is--

  • WHOA!

  • Okay.

  • Gamers be jealous!!

  • I can't wait to show-- aw...

  • The speed on this unit...

  • Peepee-poopoo!!

  • Peepee-poopoo!!

  • *Gasp*

  • I found it. I found the treasure--

  • I mean it's Dinnerbone. I found Dinnerbone

  • Boys are back.

  • Boys are back!

  • Hey Sven...

  • Play that music

  • *Minecraft music*

  • Obviously

  • We're missing the two most important...

  • I would argue three

  • People of this playthrough-- the heroes...

  • that died for our cause-- for our country...

  • For our bro-land.

  • The heroes that will always be remembered

  • Everyone kept saying "Watersheep!! Watersheep!!

  • You built a church for Watersheep.

  • You built giant meatball for Watersheep.

  • What did you do for Joergen?"

  • "What have you done for Joergen?"

  • Well.. Today we're changing that

  • Today we're building...

  • ...a Joergen memorial.

  • Isn't that right, Sven?

  • Happy times, everyone. Happy times.

  • Alright, I'm going to bed.

  • What's up gamers?

  • It's me.

  • I'm back.

  • What's up IKEA bird? How you doing?

  • Stay in hole.

  • Sven, you come with me.

  • So, I have something to admit, okay?

  • I've made an oopsie.

  • *laughing*

  • I basically added--

  • I cheated, okay, I cheated. I'm sorry.

  • I feel like-

  • Why does it feel like I've done something awful..

  • When I was memeing with the pigs

  • I changed <