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  • No! Oh my god- he's still tough!

  • Oh my god- he's flying! OW!

  • Joergen!

  • Good morning, gamers!!!

  • Welcome back to another episode of Minecraft!

  • I know!

  • Surprise!

  • Look at IKEA tower.. In all it's glory.

  • So beautiful..

  • Subtitles by Mochi Doodles ;o

  • We are nearing the endgame. :C(Oof)

  • We beat the wither last-

  • -battle.. I've cleaned up a little bit.

  • But, next up... Is the EnderDragon, baby.

  • The final boss of Minecraft. After that, we go get a bunch of cool stuff, aswell.

  • So, it's time for us to prepare for that.

  • Our next step is to increase our village.

  • MAKE MORE BEBE!!!

  • I have this genius contraption, right?

  • So, there's a little hole here in the glass..

  • And then you put a boat here...

  • And then eventually, we'll catch a baby! That's right.

  • I'm gonna catch all your children.

  • Riptide..

  • *gasp*

  • I think Riptide is pretty good..

  • Riptide.. What is Ripti-

  • 32?!

  • NANI!? DO YOU THINK I'M MADE OF MONEY?!?

  • I think that's another thing I can put on my.. trident.

  • It means I can use the trident as a means of (fast) transportation?

  • Uhhh.. Yes please!

  • Sven, where is my purse? I need it now!

  • Give me my purse!

  • I don't think I have any money left..

  • Nooo.. I'm poor again..

  • Ugh, God. I'm gonna have to trade with people far, far away.

  • Okay, give me my stuff.

  • I have an insane amount of pumpkins

  • Okay, Sven!

  • What are you doing with all the cats?

  • Daddy's coming- gotta go- business trip!

  • Damn, if I can use the- I love the trident.

  • We gotta travel far in the south

  • Maybe I should kidnap these people in the south?

  • IKEA Bird?

  • Did I see IKEA Bird..Or am I crazy?

  • IKEA Bird!

  • You can't...

  • Ahh god damn it.

  • Alright fine you're coming with me Ikea Bird!

  • How did you stick?? with me??

  • How did you do this

  • STAPHH!!

  • Lowkey kinda cute thooo.....

  • *Cute Chuckle*

  • One thing I wanna do

  • At some point

  • ...

  • Is try to collect every monster in the Game.

  • Cause apparently you can Phoot

  • You can put any monster in the game in a boat. (Basically kidnapping)

  • *More cute chuckling*

  • So.. We're put the Enderdragon in a boat.

  • Get in the bohhoha

  • *More Cute Chuckling*

  • I think you can actually put the wither in a boat (big brain???)

  • -Gasppp-

  • Thats gonna be the next-

  • Oh Godd!!

  • Ikea Bird is gone.(Insert Crab Rave here)

  • That's our goal through this playthrough

  • Every creature in a boat

  • Soo this is the biggest village I have ever traded with (correction cheated with ;0)

  • So this is where I make my Stoinks?

  • Its been days!!!

  • My GOD!!

  • NUUUUUUU

  • He ran into a cactus (he a dummy dum)

  • Ikea Bird

  • -Flashbacks-

  • Awww NOOOO!!

  • Ikea Bird(R.I.P)

  • GET

  • IN

  • THE BOAT!!!!

  • You're coming with me

  • If anyone has an objection

  • Feel free to call the cops

  • WHYYY IKea BiRd

  • Whyhaha

  • Oh Was I tlaking to you??

  • Say bye to your friends

  • (Weird sound) Ikea bird was like father to me

  • I love him like my mother

  • boat it's not that hard what is this place the Netherlands why

  • are we riding in a boat don't ask stupid questions

  • No

  • it was like a father to me the way he would trade me melons for a discount I

  • felt truly like I belonged he was irreplaceable there will never be

  • another man like Hey wakey-wakey get in the boat get in no listen

  • get in the boat or I'm gonna shove this bed somewhere you're not gonna like it

  • thank you what happened to your friend

  • nothing special hey no hard feelings right trust me this

  • is 100% safe I've done this before go to the boat you think I'm ready

  • my neighbor's gonna just just press it just trust me so do you think that guy

  • is good still gonna trade me a riptide about three hours I know you can plate

  • wet damn we're fast you can place eyes and then that's a really fast way to

  • actually transporting another with ice and a boat so apparently you can take

  • one of the farmers and place him in your automatic farm and he will replant the

  • seeds I don't know if that's true or not but I mean if that's the case that's

  • right that means I get free labor uh don't worry about the new guy guys don't

  • worry about him don't don't even look at it how much do you want to bet he

  • doesn't have riptide anymore no baby come on guys okay he still has replied

  • so that's okay yeah he's like whoa guys guys it's raining potatoes this is crazy

  • don't worry man I'm just preparing your little a little new adventure all right

  • enjoy your new home and job 20 well what in the world oh my god it's raining yes

  • this is perfect and even real what are you doing in my house

  • guess this against the rules to kick you out all right you can stay just like be

  • nice how does this work oh my god Oh spen did you see that wait

  • what oh my god that's awesome let me get away whoa

  • this seems very dangerous I don't know why anyone would do this no oh my god

  • you what Allah ah all my friends look what a great job he did I'm flying

  • away I'm out of this to disguise and beyond I'm gonna find uragan again I'm

  • gonna find that kea bird oh my god it's snowing up no are you kidding me ah

  • this is the worst episode of all time I have a sign bed and I'm not afraid to

  • use it if anyone come near me what are you guys even yes finally

  • haha woohoo yeah the circle of life continues little

  • child follow me little child now we place another boat trap we refill the

  • food and more baby will come what what are you doing here

  • haha alright let's put some more potatoes and carrots

  • he's the electrician he's just making sure it's all running thanks thanks mr.

  • peepee really appreciate it

  • guys just like food raining from ceiling does anyone know where that comes from

  • this is so strange suddenly my pants feel like they are hot

  • 9 - look he grew up curse of vanishing ok you guys are just getting greedy now

  • yes that's what I like to see alright gamers I am back they're all

  • farmers now come on you're my destined new farmer we're gonna have a great time

  • together I'm so glad no one is going to escape my prison unless I willingly

  • escort them out okay don't look don't talk to him don't talk to him spend a

  • look at him he's bad man very bad man look who doesn't have a job huh well we

  • will sort that out for you buddy don't worry about it

  • just follow me in here yes yes oh you're lonely okay I give friend I'm

  • very generous man people don't understand you know actually I think you

  • should be alone for no reason whatsoever despite the fact that I don't like you

  • and I don't like your bold fit where is your face there it is okay

  • well that's all I got a safe that's all the reasons I need let's replace my oh

  • look who's already started huh from the boat hey what a loser what a nerd

  • hopefully this won't get overrun by zombies I have protected at this time

  • let me see oh if you like the boat so much why don't you why don't you try

  • this so basically he will work for me and I will sell him his own crops

  • now that stinks so whatever hijab he does for me I will sell it back to him

  • how did you escape get back in chamber that's right shame on you so the idea is

  • to just expand the whole the whole way like infinite I want to have as many as

  • possible keep making bet back

  • yeah and eventually will have it will have infinite Bibby Wallach you're not

  • supposed to be a shepherd you're not even supposed to be come out of here get

  • away from him you don't love him that's right you're supposed to be a farmer ah

  • ha ha looks like we caught the big one boys how did you even get there

  • into the cell why do I enjoy this so much

  • why does making villagers go into this I don't know what Hey look at him I don't

  • know why I liked any other they're all brothers and sisters even more they're

  • our family of pain they're our family of so look who decided to become farmer huh

  • okay all right look like anyone's opinion can just

  • change huh what is he doing give me back my money that's my money

  • damn alright yeah that's right give me all your money okay one disappeared

  • that's so crazy it's time to finish up a tower of llama wives Tower of llama the

  • most ambitious project I have there we go Thanks

  • just stay there thanks bro see you in forever

  • there you go should we make a tower of cat maybe wake

  • up feeding time he's like no I want to sleep oh god oh god we have to eat this

  • the first time we get to eat that relatable moment when you're dragged out

  • of bed because carrots are raining from the sky all right come on guys make more

  • baby okay so I like my house I really do but I think it's what do you think your

  • again I think it's time we update it it's looking a bit small in comparison

  • to everything else we have around this

  • and I want to make it like a traditional Swedish house I think that could be

  • really fun as well but to build we must first destroy man this feels weird this

  • house has been here longer than almost anything in this playthrough that feels

  • this feels so strange

  • oh my god it's so sad analyst away I didn't expect to be feeling feels so I

  • had this house for so long Hey look who caught a couple babies huh

  • yeah oh no it's just your kids oh don't worry I'll take good care no Charlie's

  • gaping get their boats child you're coming with me

  • don't think so child look at this that's the one thing that's been with us in

  • number one tree of life wait why do I hear a tiny one oh my gosh

  • why does everyone make him pay I didn't ask for this congratulations guys

  • damn I'm rich now oh it's all working so well look at that things are going well

  • for once in an episode not really actually but oh look he's teaching his

  • child to be as worthless as his father come on all right

  • I don't really have the materials to to build a house I want to build so it's I

  • gamers last episode I blame peepee poo-poo oh my god he's hiding from me

  • now what spawn zone and why did I just spend 15 pounds on it last episode I

  • said pee pee poop who was healing then with her pigs healing him

  • are you kidding me the pigment healed him

  • you guys healed him but I was wrong they actually started us a great decoy and I

  • feel like the only honorable thing to do from my mistake my miscalculation is to

  • make a memorial for all the pee pee poop was out there that fought all the brave

  • people poo poos that fought and died so we could defeat the wither that's why I

  • want to build a quick little memorial it won't be anything fancy but something to

  • represent each torch represents one peepee poo-poo this is actually one of

  • the first things I ever build in Minecraft I was like hey gorgeous it

  • looks pretty cool I'll just place a bunch of them down it's surreal to do

  • this like 10 years later just but for all the wrong reasons why people

  • oh my gosh I can just right-click

  • why hasn't no one told me

  • there it is like a beautiful whoa that actually looks though and I

  • missed a spine okay gamers as a final ending for this

  • episode I want to do something with Jorgen we're gonna write out so I don't

  • know if this works but someone made it I'll put his imprint in the description

  • so that if you put down a diamond block and a nether stall named Petey pie which

  • of course I just happen to have on me and then throw a sword on it

  • it should create a pewdiepie boss throw them as a star and then a sword did I

  • not do it oh it worked oh my god it's cherry pie it's berry pie

  • in Minecraft but wait I am PewDiePie Oh God

  • pizza pie has a lot of health don't hurt me Petey pie please oh no it it how is

  • this even possible so I'm playing on the easiest difficulty No

  • oh my god it's still tough oh my god he's flying out you're it again no I

  • don't want to hurt you yard again don't hurt me

  • I need to drink milk oh wait I'm fine no no I love your yard

  • gate don't do this to me y'all guys stop fighting we can be together I love you

  • please don't make me do this back off peopIe oh my god

  • I'm going for hardcore DPS oh this is so Oh back off sweat back up find water

  • through these I don't want to hurt you you're the only one that I haven't

  • killed no we're gonna look so evil it's evil Sven

  • stop stop sled oh my god the knock-back

  • oh shit what is he doing oh my god oh

  • god what else couldn't read if I possibly have up oh my god of course

  • it's what that she hey wait what they should follow me all my loved ones are

  • back but they're fighting against me there you go you're in what they're now

  • what their sheep damn he's fast oh my god stop it berry pie Oh stops

  • water sward stop it pit if I get it

  • oh my god ten out of ten yes headphones where do I

  • put them getting up with them on my head how do I use the chair oh my god oh my

  • god oh my god oh my chair how do I put on there oh my god and I can change

  • music that is so cool wait let me get the chair bag Bob's orbit gone

  • what oh my god I can ride their chair what yeah Bob's one Oh big for Baba BIP