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  • *woof*

  • Oh, my go-

  • noooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooo

  • Gooooood

  • Morning gamers! Welcome back to another beautiful day in Minecraft

  • I had a live stream yesterday and someone told me to plant 4 spruce trees next to each other and BAM!

  • Woah, woah

  • Woahh. Why do I feel like it's challenging Ikea Tower?

  • Don't worry, IKEA tower. You are beautiful forever. If you didn't catch the live stream, don't worry. You didn't miss much

  • I just walked around and it was very peaceful and very nice.

  • I can crick with the Trident?

  • :o JE-

  • Oh my god Bengt. Can you get out of the boat? You're not supposed to-

  • *squeak*

  • AAA! Sorry

  • How do I get him out? Oh my god, they're stuck forever

  • Leashes gets them out. I keep forgetting. Oh he,- awwwwww thats so cute!

  • So someone told me they go to sleep underneath trees. That is so cute

  • ˢˡᵉᵉᵖ ˡᶦᵗᵗˡᵉ ᶜʰᶦˡᵈ

  • Oh my god, I'll put a little lantern.

  • Oh, okay. Sorry, sleep. SLEEEP! (yeah because yelling at him will surely make him sleep)

  • JUST GO TO SLEEP!

  • Thank you, tehehe. I don't know if this is true or not

  • But apparently you can give them a sword as well cuz they keep stuff in their mouth just like Dark Souls

  • Oh my god. Okay. Thanks

  • Come on you can be just like Dark Souls

  • Eat it. I can give him my badass sword and it will give him like fire aspect and stuff

  • this sword is very important to me, but I want you to have it because you are important to me too.

  • I need him to drop the leash somehow. maybe if I give him porkchop

  • There we go. He just spits it out. *weird sound*

  • He's eating it. Oh my god. Yes, that's so cool

  • So apparently he gets the enchantment we need to try this out this is so cool. Alright who wants to volunteer?

  • All of you, that's very well, I'm just gonna leave a look at him look at him

  • Look at him bengt is going crazy!

  • Oh my god, alright. Alright, I'll just leave these guys here. You can do whatever you want them kill them

  • Kill them now. Well, the backwards attack. Look it's cooked chicken because my sword

  • That's so awesome. Well, I guess you two are the lucky ones oh

  • My god, he killed them as well

  • Very- very interesting technique that Bengt has using his

  • Why is the chicken just not running away

  • Incredible technique! aww they're friends..

  • Oh and now he went to sleep with little chicken in his mouth

  • *cute giggle*

  • Now obviously I'm still homeless

  • I've been trying to figure out what I want to build and we'll probably build something or at least start it today. I'm really excited for

  • What our new house is gonna be but this time I want to go big

  • I'm always such a Swedish loser. And I always like oh, I just want to build a small little home for me and my pigs

  • No, not today

  • Today we go big we go all out. But first, of course, I have to terrorize my villagers. Yes.

  • I have this new system set up which I think you guys are gonna really like. Sven has been guarding them to make sure

  • Good job, Sven.

  • So I have a I have a very well-hidden - what is it? - observer here

  • Which if you can see there's a line of thread here. So if anyone passes this thread observer will notice and the trap will activate

  • Now so far not a single soul has managed to escape this prison right Sven

  • Yes

  • But just for a safety meas- no, the boat is not for you Sven

  • You want to be the guard boat?

  • Fine. Okay fine

  • All right, let's remove this and let's watch them walk into the trap. You're free! Oh no!

  • Bahahahaahahah

  • Anyone else want to be free?

  • Why is that so funny?

  • You guys are free. You can run. Look you can play both with Sven

  • You know what to be honest, I think I only need one right now

  • Let's actually feed them a bit more I need more babies

  • Keep eating and keep fricken. Oh

  • It's working. Excellent. I have to cover up the whole thing because babies can still crawl in through tiny holes

  • Which is kind of an oceans and I haven't made this with babies and oh

  • Well, how do you do?

  • Okay, this is perfect so this is my new transportation system, oh yeah, I showed her already

  • Well, the reason you featured to it, you see the track doesn't go up now. I

  • Put the track over here and then it will go up up into there. Was that which so oh

  • My God where huh in my spawner so I improved my spawner based on one of you 9 rolls. Oh

  • It works. I'm supposed to me. I made it one by one, but it's better if you make it 2 by 2

  • So now you can see my training is a little broken. I get the XP bang bang BAM, it's full and

  • The loot gets dropped in here

  • Excellent. Well

  • What you nine year olds told me are one of you is that you may think this is a fun roller coaster ride

  • Well, I guess in a way it is they get their final

  • final ride before the

  • Before the eternal suffering Oh God. Oh, they're all in here, huh?

  • So I will they will be placed here

  • Forever and that will make more mobs spawn if there's a villager and they will move more towards the center as well

  • I think I know one of those things is true at least

  • So it's time for our annual lottery. That's right Sven

  • One of these lucky contestant will be randomly picked

  • They look like one giant guy hey, hey, sorry sorry, sir one lucky contestant

  • Will get chosen as tribute. I think this will go pretty fast, but I'll try and follow three

  • Actually, I kind of want to see them getting pigs. Okay. So when are you ready? Here we go. Three, two one three

  • Two one

  • Here we go. And

  • There he goes lucky wither let's follow him Sven

  • See, I'm so nice to my villagers. They get a lucky chance to live a new life

  • There he is perfectly placed excellent

  • Why

  • I'm actually gonna keeping them in the minecart for now because I think I'm supposed to get two or three of them

  • You know, it's it's not really fair. Like I haven't even written this I

  • Just let other people have fun

  • It's really not about me. All right, one more lucky win there. Here we go. Three two one people and

  • We have a winner. Congratulations sir. Sorry, I haven't really outfit y'all get you a job eventually

  • So, how's married life Sven? H-how is it? I'm about to get married myself, you know

  • Cool that's good to know. Hey, hey get off my property. Oh, sorry

  • It was me

  • Damn Sven's boyfriend Loki Savage

  • all there's Swen's son

  • So cute. So you guys said that I should make

  • Sven's son

  • Purple because red plus blue

  • Is purple but I wanted Sven's boyfriend to be yellow. So that makes green. So he's green just so we're clear

  • This is matter to anyone No. Oh, right. I forgot what I was doing completely. I forgot about them people up here

  • There should be two of them up here. Oh, no, did he push the other one down?

  • Why am I laughing

  • That's awful so now zombies will spawn on these squares they'll they'll be like, oh I want him

  • I want his sexy body. He looks so nice

  • Oh

  • God, I'm about to fall in the hole. But I also still want him

  • Oh god, that hole is really coming closer, but I love him

  • He's so sexy. But oh my god. I'm about to fall into giant pit

  • Maybe there's more of them down there. Okay. See you later

  • That's how I envisioned it. Have fun now

  • Cool so, hopefully it works better now as you can see I put IKEA bird on my shoulder

  • as honor of Ikea bird

  • Thank you for your service. IKEA bird never forgetting my spaghetti

  • Man Bank looks so cute next to Dinnerbone's

  • What who left the door open? Bank who left the door open!?

  • Where is Dinnerbone? Oh my god. Alright watch this tonight, by the way

  • Right in his face

  • So I had this thing for a while in the background a lot of people seemed curious about it. I literally Oh God

  • oh, no, I wanted to try out because you can make like

  • Elevators with kelp and Minecraft. I actually want to try that for a very specific reason

  • Okay, so if I remember correctly you do this. Yeah

  • BA so we have this water flowing in our beautiful goddamn. That's annoying

  • But if we put one ah

  • No, that's not what I wanted to do. Wait

  • How will is too strong? I mean my shovel. Ah, that's not what I wanted to do either

  • Okay, you place old son here. And then you're like, oh it does it creates bubbles

  • Not all the way though. Oh

  • My god, what is happening flip flop flip flop flip flop flip flop flip it flip flip flip flip flip all the way up

  • Baby, sween zooming seen soon then you take the soul sand

  • Did I do it? Is that how you do it No, ah

  • ah

  • Oh, it's working I did it I did it

  • How do I get down from here

  • Yelp do I have a bucket of water? Yes, I do. Okay, watch this gamers

  • This is an old veteran minecraft trick you jump and then you drop the water right before you fall

  • *Awesome Felix*

  • Good thing I don't have legs cuz otherwise I would have a hurt. Let's try that again. I never actually managed to do it

  • Here we go

  • Yeah, you see that. That's so cool

  • Oh

  • Smooth

  • He-he, haha

  • The idea behind this is to have a sniper tower

  • Because oh you see that creeper over there watch this

  • OOOOOH haha haha

  • He despawn are you kidding me? Alright watch this first try

  • Got'em moving target no problem

  • And another one bites the dust

  • But I wished Sven could see me

  • Got him look at Bengt don't worry Bank. I got you. Oh

  • I hit the pig. Sorry

  • See I swear there's a witch spawn like oh that's far. Oh

  • My god, I am the lord of Triton, okay, it's time gamers

  • time to build our new house

  • Are you excited? You should be right banked. I got a lot of spruce wood and I got a lot of stone

  • and a lot gotten a lot of patience this time when I build like I said

  • I'm gonna go figure

  • All right, not a bad start right banked oh

  • Yeah, I'm building another Japanese temple, whatever

  • They just look so awesome. It's kind of cozy underneath as well. Meanwhile, there's one thing I desperately

  • Forgot to do last time

  • Which was building a freaking snowman, let's do it right in front of Bank. I think he'll like this

  • I don't know if this oh my god, that's it. Ha ha ha

  • What?

  • Why does it look like that? Oh

  • Oh, that's creepy

  • Sven is scared.. Sven, don't worry, it's safe!

  • What are you? Hello?

  • That is so creepy

  • Why does it - is this a joke? Like am I getting - is this the texture pack

  • Why do they look like that?

  • Are they evil? Are they evil, Sven? Oh my god, they're leaving trail of snow

  • Wha? He's peepee pooping himself. He's the actual Peepee poo-poo. Ay ay ay, not too close.

  • So yeah, my plan with the building is obviously finishing the temple

  • I might have to move I might have to move Council of water sheep, which is obviously very controversial.

  • Oh It looks like they have a - Water Sheep is riding the pig

  • It has been done my lord

  • Yeah, I might have to move a little bit it's fine

  • Oh no, he's dying

  • NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • AAAHHHH

  • DAMN YOU WATER SHEEP!

  • Oh my god!

  • so I don't know if this true or not but I heard that you can - oh my god there's thunder

  • okay

  • Okay

  • I'm going back.

  • Oh Bengt is scared! Oh no..

  • He's scared of thunder. Don't worry, you're safe in here

  • Don't worry, don't worry about it, you're safe in here

  • So, does my channeling work or does it have to hit something to do it

  • OHH, It still works, baby

  • Oh

  • So what happens if you do it on different things like: sheep. They die. Okay cool. That's good to know

  • Is there anything else that,

  • I can use it on

  • Like a spider

  • No

  • Zombie

  • It's so badass, I love it so much

  • Creeper, aww mann whoa

  • What is happening why is he blue?

  • What what's a blue creeper

  • Woahhh, it's so cool

  • Look at you, huh? Oh, uh oh

  • They make bigger exp- woah, he dropped the head

  • what??

  • wait, so if a creeper blows up other mobs then they drop an item?? (question mark)??

  • Blow up blow up! Creeper, oh, man

  • What? They drop heads!

  • Stop hitting me! stop!

  • I'll take their heads. I thin- I don't know. AAAAHHH so many of them

  • Back off children

  • Pff, BAHAAAAH

  • Oh no, you're deady deady

  • I'm too strong

  • Swedish Zeus

  • Did it drop? yes, ha ha. Oh man. Ooh, I want an Enderman head.

  • Ooh, Let me go to sniper tower. Can I wear their heads? Oh my god I can

  • Sven, booo. Oh my god Sven is gonna freak out

  • Hey Sv- ow. Hey Sven booo

  • Ula Britta, it's me. Shh, there's Sven, don't tell Sven.

  • Hey Sven!

  • boo

  • YEAHHH

  • Okay, Sniper tower, let's go. All right, it's sniping time. All right, you see that zombie?

  • HO HOOO HA HAAAH

  • So this