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  • GoOoOoOOOOood morning gamers

  • it's another beautiful day in minecraft

  • and today we have a lot of lot of epic stuff to do

  • im actually recording this intro after the video

  • because i forgot to make one (giggles)

  • so first off, i've been cheating on you guys

  • i live streamed yesterday because i need wither skulls

  • our goal in this series right now, our number one priority

  • is to breed our pig army >:)

  • and to make it as strong as possible

  • then what we're going to do is

  • we're gonna make our pigs fight one of the bosses of minecraft, the wither

  • now to kill (*make) the wither, you need three

  • (big brain) uh skull thingies

  • which drops in the nether

  • i played yesterday on the live stream

  • and let's just cut to that footage

  • PAUSE

  • just to give you guys a summary of what happened

  • i enchanted my axe and was crazy lucky and got a great enchantment

  • woah :o

  • damn (bad word smh) sksksk

  • then i enchanted my sword and was even more lucky

  • sharpness 3, sweeping edge 3, fire aspect 2

  • i think that's pretty good

  • that's already so GOOD

  • (laughs in minecraft) alright

  • then there wither skull which has a 5.5 percent chance of dropping

  • drops on the first spawns

  • thats pretty smart to put it in a hallway

  • (GASP) :O

  • woah, woah, im so lucky dude

  • already

  • and if that wasn't enough

  • it dropped another one right after

  • oh my gawd

  • dude

  • looting three baby

  • im a lucky boy, this live stream was lucky boy

  • then pig explosion thing happened

  • pigman get out of the way

  • OH PIGMAN, PIIIGMAN :((

  • then I got a third one

  • Come on, Bring it

  • AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • YEAAAAAAH!

  • then i got a fourth one!

  • Oh my god

  • Then I built this ugly spawner

  • This spawner is gonna work so good

  • When I wake up tomorrow

  • Daaamn

  • Dude I'm gonna get so much items

  • Daamn

  • Just wait until tomorrow, you guys criticized my spawner

  • Just wait until tomorrow,

  • like, you're gonna feel awful

  • This is gonna work? Yea, this is gonna work.

  • * MEME REVIEW *

  • Tomorrow when I wake up

  • I'm gonna have so much stuff dude

  • And that's where the livestream ended

  • Ooh, you hear that?

  • Time to check the che-

  • Wow! I got the scaffold...

  • How could this possibly have failed?

  • Hi guys, I guess you di-

  • AH NO

  • Okay, alright

  • Alright, alright

  • I guess they didn't die?

  • * INHALES HEAVILY *

  • Wow, look at that, yea

  • Oh look, I have new friends in boat

  • Hello new friends in boat

  • AH, how does that make any sense?

  • Stop friends in-

  • Stop friends in boat

  • Oh he's shooting his friend in his friend boat

  • Oh no you're on fire now

  • Alright we're going together now

  • I don't care what you think about me, we're gonna be friends

  • Just go in there

  • * IKEA BIRD :( *

  • HE KILLED IKEA BIRD!

  • YOU!

  • COME BACK HERE!

  • HE KILLED IKEA BIRD >:(

  • Once I'm through with you, you're gonna feel the pleasure-

  • the pain- the pleasure of pain

  • Oh my god, stop

  • I hate you!

  • Say your last sorry

  • Ikea bird...

  • (Ikea bird memories)

  • The parrot!

  • Oh my god it's so cute

  • Here I'll give you my seed

  • Oh, you like that?

  • Or that you dislike it

  • HE'S SITTING

  • Is he sitting?

  • He's blue too

  • Yes, YES, Y E S

  • That's so awesome!

  • ...Was like father to me...

  • How could this happen?

  • It hurts

  • It really does

  • AHH

  • Water sheep

  • Oh gracious water sheep, why does everyone I love die?

  • Oh my gosh

  • NO, not-

  • NOO

  • Oh okay he's fine, he's fine

  • How do you make pants in minecraft?

  • Oh man it's so expensive

  • UGH

  • So as you can tell, it's getting very expensive to keep up this beautiful diamond armor,

  • so what you can do in minecraft,

  • is that you can make a villager into a librarian

  • But what's even better, is if you cure a villager, and if you remember, if you watch series epicly,

  • which of course you have

  • This is intense

  • Yo they got villagers

  • Apparently you can cure them

  • We have one of those

  • We need to prepare for the wither as best as we can

  • Okay, so to cure a villager we need one golden apple,

  • my gosh, expensive

  • And a potion of weakness

  • For that we need a fermented

  • EW

  • Fermented spider eye

  • Brown mushroom and sugar

  • How do we make sugar-

  • YOU CAN MAKE SUGAR IN MINECR-

  • From sugar canes, okay

  • Alright, that makes sense

  • Hey, remember when I had a sugar cane farm and then I said I don't need that anymore

  • Oh okay thank god I saved some

  • Is my spawner working?

  • Oh my gosh there's so many of them there that's awesome

  • I feel like there has to be

  • There has to be mushrooms in the mines somewhere

  • Oh my gosh there is diamond here?

  • Hahaha! What? (you never played-)

  • How did i not see this?

  • Oh!

  • OH!

  • I guess i haven't really showed, like, my mining area

  • It's not that interesting, that's why

  • I tried to make a spawner here...

  • But they are poison spiders, which is just obnoxious to even try and do anything with

  • Come on mushrooms, there has to be, there has to be...

  • Where is the mushroom?

  • Hello, have you seen mushroom?

  • OOOH, kill before....Explosion!

  • Pro minecrafter, gamer, yeah...

  • * in gothenburg * damn it Roffan, hurry your ass

  • hey Roff-man

  • come on then

  • come on- there we have it

  • * Cute japonese noises *

  • ROFFE!

  • COME ON THEN ROFFE!

  • here we go

  • Can I put a leash on him?

  • Or maybe?... Golden apple

  • I need that.

  • Maybe a fishing rod.

  • Alright, your're coming with me Rolf.

  • Look he is wearing a little hat.

  • That's so cute.

  • You are so cute, Rolf.

  • Oh my gosh!

  • He loves boats!

  • That's your favorite thing Rolf.

  • Look at him go!

  • He loves to-

  • He just wants to go in water.

  • That's so nice!

  • When its actually harder to find mushrooms than diamonds.

  • I think we have a problem.

  • Are you scared Rolf?

  • This will be the first time you see sunlight.

  • WOW!

  • (Laughter)

  • (Gasp), Joergen

  • Damn, there's so many Joergans here.

  • (mutters) Not the black one.

  • Too bad it's dead.

  • This is nice 'cause I can overlook my area as well, except that eyesore.

  • I'm gonna give it one more try.

  • Lure III, okay that has to be it.

  • WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

  • GET AWAY FROM HIM!

  • You have your own bed.

  • Oh, I got a book, I got a book!

  • Impaling. Silk touch! That's pretty good.

  • That's what I wanted to do.

  • Could you use a dispenser in a fishing rod?

  • Is there an automatic fish farm?

  • I'm sure someone's figured that out.

  • NO!

  • NO!!

  • NOO!!!

  • YOU SCUMBAG! YOU ABSOLUTE DEGENERATE!

  • HE'S SHOOTING MY TURTLES!

  • WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

  • WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?

  • The babies, they hatched!

  • They all hatched!

  • They all hatched!

  • UGHHH! What is wrong with people?

  • Just shooting turtles!

  • Okay, luckily, it looks like most of them made it.

  • Oh my god, so many! They're so-- haha they're so cute!

  • Look at this, Sven!

  • (laughter)

  • okay we just gotta keep fishing

  • and then we will eventually grow up and will finally

  • finally have

  • the helmet

  • so we can breathe underwater

  • Oh! It's raining

  • dangit

  • if we had the trident we could transform everyone right now

  • Damnit! That would have been so good

  • since its raining we have a little roof its so cozy

  • heh! Honestly it's

  • awesome

  • right Sven?

  • you keeping warm?

  • come on give me good loot

  • lowkey this is so cozy

  • (laughter)

  • just me and my boy fishing

  • so I gotta keep an

  • eye on the babies because when they grow up they'll drop the scute

  • that's all I need

  • oh man I forgot, I think you can feed them

  • yeah, yeah, yeah you feed them, oh thats how you make them grow

  • how am I feeding this tiny little things?

  • oh my g- are you okay?

  • are you okay? Is you k?

  • you can barely see the babies but they're there

  • (GASP)

  • I got one I got a scute!

  • I finally got one!

  • (ANOTHERGASP)

  • they're growing

  • O he grew up right infront of me

  • O- i keep hearing

  • huh YeS!

  • how many (GASP)

  • oh my god how man- how many do i need?

  • this guys a slow

  • slow grower thats fine

  • so was I there is no shame

  • just because my pp got hair later, there is no shame about that

  • no shame AT all

  • Oh My GOsh I got them all

  • how many I got? I got 10

  • I got 10 baby keep fricking

  • don't make me stop you

  • 11 and they ain't ever stop

  • so now I think if we do like a normal helmet

  • oh

  • my

  • gOd

  • yeSs

  • at last