Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles PewDiePie: It's a beautiful day because it's another day in Minecraft! Never stopping. "How long is he going to keep playing? He'll never stop" What's up, IKEA Birds, how you doing? IKEA Bird 1, IKEA bird 2, what's poppin? First of all, shame on you. Shame on everyone for speaking ill of my beautiful building. Everyone's saying oh it looks like (a) kangaroo, you know, I read the comments and I was like wait, there's kangaroos in Minecraft That's awesome. And I realize you were pointing to my tribute statue to my dead horse. Joergen. I try (Tried) to fix it As Best as I could to make it look like a horse If anyone comments that it looks like a kangaroo, you're gonna be instantly banned. Okay, this is for Joergen This is a beautiful memorial and it needs to be respected. Thank you Now that we have that out of the way today, we have a lot of stuff funny stuff to do do Hehhe Oh God there's just like I've been playing already today for like four hours pheh Listen I had to get diamonds! I was poor. Okay. I've also been breeding the army of pigs That's right Politicians worldwide are shaking. They know that we have an army Ready to strike at any moment. Oh god, they're pushing me. Stop pushing me. I'm getting sucked in. They're getting violent Please, one at a time. Please. Ahhh, Ahhh God once you get going it just it gets a bit crazy where we're not ready. We're not ready yet One thing actually there's one thing I wanted to do really quick. Didn't do it because I know you guys would get Salty and be like he's playing so much without us. Hey, where's Sven by the way? (I started to freak out here) Dinnerbone, have you seen Sven? Llama Llamas, have you seen Sven? Sven? Hello have you seen Have you *giggles* heh they're looking at me. Have you guys seen Sven? Have you seen Sven? back off back off 360 back off no don't blow up There we go. I Swear, I heard him, Sven? It's you they are barking so they they must been here Sven Oh, God is he trapped again? Sven Sv? - *Giggles* oh look at him. He looks like it's crying. Sven, I'm sorry He's crying tears I told you stay away from sheeps How do you even get there? How do you even? Even Stephens Sveny plebian Sven go *Breathes on mic* What is happening there, it is your free Sven. No, he goes back in Sven you will never be Water sheep stop it. Come here. Come here. Stop. He's like no Wait, where is this going? Sven please. Hey eat eat It's all right. Don't worry IKEA Birds. It's fine. He's safe. I (Inaudible) Also made it so it's a pressure plate now, so when's the Enter It's pretty cool. I love it. I I haven't done anything with the war yet, but I wanted to Not be sidetracked for two seconds my gosh. All right Llamas, uhhh No, he doesn't want to oh, he's already on a leash. No. No. No you stay We're building the tower of llama it's very popular this time of year What you never visited Tower of llama Now get up get up, oh my god, they're gonna die our thing. This is your new home. Welcome to your new home There you go. Here you go, buddy Enjoy, enjoy. You're here. You're here forever You're part of something greater. Now this works so well before what is he doing stop! I'm like This is not what I wanted Water sheep do something? All right, I'm gonna need you guys to did he die You are going To the Tower of sheep Yeah Tower sheep. That's nice. This is your home. Enjoy Dummy, you're a dumb dumb. Oh Ohh yeah Tower of Water sheep if you guys ever come visit my server You gotta come see the tower of of what their sheep It's great this time of year. I got I got a sake. All right, so now bing bang Bong, there you go You want health care we got them. All right. Let's join power of Water sheep and you will get all special privileges You're against You're against the tower of Watership Animal abuse Sven swen don't make me put you on water sheep tower I will if I have to No one will stand between me and my love for water sheep. Come here I don't care you're going on power you are going on tower of water. I Have actual stuff to do this episode by the way, don't I? Just need to do this before you are coming I don't care about your relatives being lost What is wrong with me what is this fiction come honestly, why is he fighting me so much you should be grateful This is an honor and a privilege and you know it what school Where is he going? He just ran back Do you love him that much Are you in love with him? That's so romantic ISM they belong to each other That is so cute. Oh my god. What am I looking at? What is that Is that a chicken? Oh sorry, I Don't feel so judged listen Don't judge me. This has to be done. I don't care about your feeling I really don't Llamas don't have feelings. Oh my god What am I doing, I know you guys belong together so you'll be next to each other Back No, okay, we're gonna have to do it like this we got to cut off that ah I'm a dummy. Dum. I keep looking over and I think the pigs are like sakura trees and i'm like what? There's Sakura blossom and in Minecraft, so it turns out they're kind of an inseparable Well, that's a weird. He just disappeared. That's so lame that he just left you all alone If you just left it like I thought you guys were friends How that's so sad. That's so sad that your own friend left you I really feel for you Gosh 10 million views baby. This series gets 10 million viewers It's beautiful The thing is like they keep spawning and I never know what to do with them now This is like eco-friendly because I'm I'm using them for a good purpose Right what they're sheep. This man is so shocked. He can't even look at me He's never seen anything like this in his life Okay, so as you can see here, I'm clearly having a problem with Having to constantly growing more potatoes. I think it's time we fixed that Because I'm gonna need this army to become stronger Okay, so and look away just for one second puppy needs to do taxes I Feel awful is the worst. Oh boy. Accounting sure is hard. Am I right Sven? Okay, there's one thing actually I will do before we do all this stuff at base because everyone will get bored if I'd to stay Here all the time Last episode, I spent a lot of money and a lot of time to try and get a conduit to work It didn't work. All right, let's try and place the conduit Wow, that is so cool Wow guys right and then I got all the comments telling me how to use it so conduit I still don't really get any like prismarine rocks a Peepee poo-poo. Oh God, how am I gonna find him? Has anyone seen peepee poo-poo? No, you're not peeing you're not people if we I can tell I Can tell the difference between fake peepee poopoo and real peepee poopoo, okay? Can the real peepee poo-poo please stand up? Maybe there you are. People book Oh Perfect perfect. Stay here. I need Peepee Poopoo. Oh and no one else. Oh my gosh Stop pushing. I need Peepee- When we're gonna kill so you can summon the wither in Minecraft which it's like this boss That's what we're using the army for All right Peepee Poopoo you're free. Oh My gosh, look at his health pp, are you okay? How do you heal his health? Peepee PooPoo's gonna die how to Heal Pig minecraft. Don't fall down there people boo He's just very loyal oh, I have the potato in my hand I was like he's actually loves me oh, I still have some night vision and I still have some water breathing Okay, sure, I think we are just the melon okay Sven, I'm heading out look after Tower Of Llama you're low on health people poopoo. You think it's unsafe to go and unwise You know who's unsafe and unwise peepee poopoo you are okay get in the boat don't ever speak to me like that again You know, you're not even a real pig That's right. You're a Minecraft Pig. So we're heading back to the water monument because I want to try and activate the conduit and You'd be quiet' All right. I want none of your typical PP. Oh my gosh, let me speak. Oh I forgot that food. Are you kidding me? So I Don't know if this is correct But if I add gunpowder no, does this work it's working Okay now it's splash healing all right peepee poo-poo I'm only doing this because I know the nine year olds, I'm gonna be like, eh he died, oh how do I splash you? Wow, that's so cool. How do I activate it? Noooooo! Noooo! Aaaah I was trying to heal him Aaaaagh.. I'm in pain. Pee-Pee Poo-Poo :'( Those that baby people was uh, you like that Let me ride oh Oh yeah, your name is peepee poo-poo We're gonna beat the ender dragon together Pee-Pee Poo-Poo is gonna live forever Peepee poo-poo Will never die put this on what's your name IT'S PEE-PEE POO-POO Idiot Everyone knows pee pee poo poo has two lives. Everyone knows that it's the second rule of Minecraft who created it Notch How many lives does Pee-Pee Poo-Poo have two everyone knows that? Pee-Pee Poo-Poo was your dad? I lost my dad Wow grow up Pee-Pee Poo-Poo Two pee pee two poo. Yeah How you like them apples? Oh it lits up. That's perfect. Okay, so we'll find it easily there it is. Second of all, we got to get a bunch of prismarine which we can get in the water monument Which I dread going back to because I freakin died. Oh my god Pee-Pee Poo-Poo no oh. Oh that was close Pee-Pee Poo-Poo There it is. Damn it. It's far away dude. Wait, there's two right next to each other See you... sayonara Pee-Pee Poo-Poo son So I should be able to just like oh god, I hate I hate this I hate that. I hate it It's the night vision as well. So apparently you can use sponges to like Damn there's so many. Oh, this is nice Oh, Perfect you can use sponges to Pee-Pee Poo-Poo Dude there's another island over there Another MooMoo Island another MooMoo island. Let's go Pee-Pee Poo... another city. Oh my god. I'm finding all this stuff We're gonna we make a new friend Pee-Pee Poo-Poo Can I steal you guys? Cuz I need you for like a certain thing. Trust me. You're gonna like it (dont trust him he is evil) Is that a freaking roller coaster what is that? Stop complaining isn't this like uh.. Damn it's so cool. When you have a night vision, I need you to not follow me down. Okay, is that all right, cool What do we got mending That's really good curse of vanishing that's what your dad has no one's ever made that joke. Oh Sorry Just get up Just get up in you'll live Okay, cool. Why does everyone I love die. What is this curse Pee-Pee Poo-Poo Oh there's another fort over that damn. I'm finding so much stuff. I can't I'm what's this supposed to be a quick in-and-out? There's another underwater monument there. Are you kidding me? What is this seed man wait there people poo poo. Okay. Clearly you guys are You guys are friends. That's fine. Oh You're against me you're standing up against me. Okay. We'll see about that. So apparently Enemies can't spawn on these islands. Oh Damn But the moo moo cows can and apparently you can Be quiet you can use their soup or something like that and then make soupy doopy I'm bringing one of you back home because you're super rare look, so there's a little bit of green there and that means Now I said you're coming with me, did you not hear me I love that mushroom island just like one island one mushroom. So sorry it's like it because I set their Distance a lot higher, but that's why I kept finding stuff. I'm like, whoa, I can see so far Damn, I love Minecraft I'm totally wasting my underwater breathing right now, but I just realize I'm not gonna have space to bring back everyone Look at that another underwater monitor, man Dude look how cool that is That is so doe If only peepee poo-poo came with me on this what is on top of that Tower? I'm finding so many awesome stuff What? Look, they built little pumpkin things Don't think so. Don't shoot me. I have baby in my hand. Oh, no, he fell for the old baby in hand trick What is this what the Frick is this Low-key kind of cute don't shoot I have baby Carrots and potatoes I take the arrows the rest can go slick itself. So what do I do with this do i just throw? Oh my gosh. Did you not see I have baby All right, you guys are coming with me Okay, we'll definitely come back to explore the ice mountains Maybe there's Eskimos in Minecraft. There's Eskimo. Is there an arrow in my frickin head? It's fine peepee. Poo-poo wouldn't complain so neither shall I Okay, so apparently I'm finding every single water monument in the whole world. Oh My gosh I got so distracted. I Forgot why we're even here The conduit that's right. Thank you for reminding me Sure brought doors for this because I need to place I just need to place them around it Could that be it? Just like a circle around it. Oh My gosh You enjoying the weather? Yeah Bit hot, isn't it Think this should do it Zimzalbim it worked everyone it worked. Wow. So cool. Thanks Felix Why aren't you looking at me?