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  • PewDiePie: It's a beautiful day because it's another day in Minecraft!

  • Never stopping. "How long is he going to keep playing?

  • He'll never stop"

  • What's up, IKEA Birds, how you doing?

  • IKEA Bird 1, IKEA bird 2, what's poppin?

  • First of all, shame on you.

  • Shame on everyone for speaking ill of my beautiful building.

  • Everyone's saying oh it looks like (a) kangaroo, you know, I read the comments and I was like wait, there's kangaroos in Minecraft

  • That's awesome. And I realize you were

  • pointing to my tribute statue to my dead horse. Joergen. I try (Tried) to fix it

  • As Best as I could to make it look like a horse

  • If anyone comments that it looks like a kangaroo, you're gonna be instantly banned. Okay, this is for Joergen

  • This is a beautiful memorial and it needs to be respected. Thank you

  • Now that we have that out of the way today, we have a lot of stuff funny stuff to do do

  • Hehhe

  • Oh God there's just like I've been playing already today for like four hours

  • pheh

  • Listen I had to get diamonds! I was poor. Okay. I've also been breeding the army of pigs

  • That's right

  • Politicians worldwide are shaking. They know that we have an army

  • Ready to strike at any moment. Oh god, they're pushing me. Stop pushing me. I'm getting sucked in.

  • They're getting violent

  • Please, one at a time. Please.

  • Ahhh, Ahhh

  • God once you get going it just it gets a bit crazy where we're not ready. We're not ready yet

  • One thing actually there's one thing I wanted to do really quick.

  • Didn't do it because I know you guys would get

  • Salty and be like he's playing so much without us. Hey, where's Sven by the way?

  • (I started to freak out here)

  • Dinnerbone, have you seen Sven?

  • Llama Llamas, have you seen Sven?

  • Sven?

  • Hello have you seen

  • Have you *giggles* heh they're looking at me.

  • Have you guys seen Sven? Have you seen Sven? back off back off

  • 360 back off no don't blow up

  • There we go. I

  • Swear, I heard him, Sven?

  • It's you they are barking so they they must been here

  • Sven Oh, God is he trapped again?

  • Sven Sv? - *Giggles* oh look at him. He looks like it's crying. Sven, I'm sorry

  • He's crying tears I told you stay away from sheeps

  • How do you even get there? How do you even?

  • Even Stephens Sveny plebian Sven go

  • *Breathes on mic*

  • What is happening there, it is your free Sven. No, he goes back in

  • Sven you will never be Water sheep stop it.

  • Come here. Come here. Stop. He's like no

  • Wait, where is this going?

  • Sven please.

  • Hey eat eat

  • It's all right. Don't worry IKEA Birds. It's fine. He's safe. I

  • (Inaudible)

  • Also made it so it's a pressure plate now, so when's the Enter

  • It's pretty cool. I love it. I I haven't done anything with the war yet, but I wanted to

  • Not be sidetracked for two seconds my gosh. All right Llamas, uhhh

  • No, he doesn't want to oh, he's already on a leash. No. No. No you stay

  • We're building the tower of llama it's very popular this time of year

  • What you never visited Tower of llama

  • Now get up get up, oh my god, they're gonna die our thing. This is your new home. Welcome to your new home

  • There you go. Here you go, buddy

  • Enjoy, enjoy. You're here. You're here forever

  • You're part of something greater. Now this works so well before what is he doing stop!

  • I'm like

  • This is not what I wanted

  • Water sheep do something? All right, I'm gonna need you guys to did he die

  • You are going

  • To the Tower of sheep

  • Yeah Tower sheep. That's nice. This is your home. Enjoy

  • Dummy, you're a dumb dumb. Oh

  • Ohh yeah Tower of Water sheep if you guys ever come visit my server

  • You gotta come see the tower of of what their sheep

  • It's great this time of year. I got I got a sake. All right, so now bing bang

  • Bong, there you go

  • You want health care we got them. All right. Let's join power of Water sheep and you will get all special privileges

  • You're against

  • You're against the tower of Watership

  • Animal abuse Sven swen don't make me put you on water sheep tower I will if I have to

  • No one will stand between me and my love for water sheep. Come here

  • I don't care you're going on power you are going on tower of water. I

  • Have actual stuff to do this episode by the way, don't I?

  • Just need to do this before you are coming I don't care about your relatives being lost

  • What is wrong with me what is this fiction come honestly, why is he fighting me so much you should be grateful

  • This is an honor and a privilege and you know it what school

  • Where is he going? He just ran back

  • Do you love him that much

  • Are you in love with him?

  • That's so romantic ISM they belong to each other

  • That is so cute. Oh my god. What am I looking at?

  • What is that

  • Is that a chicken? Oh

  • sorry, I

  • Don't feel so judged listen

  • Don't judge me. This has to be done. I

  • don't care about your feeling I

  • really don't

  • Llamas don't have feelings. Oh my god

  • What am I doing, I know you guys belong together so you'll be next to each other

  • Back

  • No, okay, we're gonna have to do it like this we got to cut off that ah

  • I'm a dummy. Dum. I keep looking over and I think the pigs are like sakura trees and i'm like what?

  • There's Sakura blossom and in Minecraft, so it turns out they're kind of an

  • inseparable

  • Well, that's a weird. He just disappeared. That's so lame that he just left you all alone

  • If you just left it like I thought you guys were friends

  • How that's so sad. That's so sad that your own friend left you I really feel for you

  • Gosh 10 million views baby. This series gets 10 million viewers

  • It's beautiful

  • The thing is like they keep spawning and I never know what to do with them now

  • This is like eco-friendly because I'm I'm using them for a good purpose

  • Right what they're sheep. This man is so shocked. He can't even look at me

  • He's never seen anything like this in his life

  • Okay, so as you can see here, I'm clearly having a problem with

  • Having to constantly growing more potatoes. I think it's time we fixed that

  • Because I'm gonna need this army to become stronger

  • Okay, so and look away just for one second puppy needs to do taxes

  • I

  • Feel awful is the worst. Oh boy. Accounting sure is hard. Am I right Sven?

  • Okay, there's one thing actually I will do before we do all this stuff at base because everyone will get bored if I'd to stay

  • Here all the time

  • Last episode, I spent a lot of money and a lot of time to try and get a conduit to work

  • It didn't work. All right, let's try and place the conduit

  • Wow, that is so cool

  • Wow guys right and then I got all the comments telling me how to use it

  • so conduit I still don't really get any like prismarine rocks a

  • Peepee poo-poo. Oh

  • God, how am I gonna find him? Has anyone seen peepee poo-poo?

  • No, you're not peeing you're not people if we I can tell I

  • Can tell the difference between fake peepee poopoo and real peepee poopoo, okay?

  • Can the real peepee poo-poo please stand up? Maybe there you are. People book Oh

  • Perfect perfect. Stay here. I need Peepee Poopoo. Oh and no one else. Oh

  • my gosh

  • Stop pushing.

  • I need Peepee-

  • When we're gonna kill so you can summon the wither in Minecraft which it's like this boss

  • That's what we're using the army for

  • All right Peepee Poopoo you're free. Oh

  • My gosh, look at his health pp, are you okay?

  • How do you heal his health?

  • Peepee PooPoo's gonna die

  • how to

  • Heal Pig minecraft. Don't fall down there people boo

  • He's just very loyal oh, I have the potato in my hand I was like he's actually loves me

  • oh, I still have some night vision and

  • I still have some water breathing

  • Okay, sure, I think we are just the melon okay Sven, I'm heading out look after

  • Tower Of Llama you're low on health people poopoo. You think it's unsafe to go and unwise

  • You know who's unsafe and unwise peepee poopoo you are okay get in the boat don't ever speak to me like that again

  • You know, you're not even a real pig

  • That's right. You're a Minecraft Pig. So we're heading back to the water monument because I want to try and activate the conduit

  • and

  • You'd be quiet' All right. I want none of your typical PP. Oh my gosh, let me speak. Oh

  • I forgot that food. Are you kidding me?

  • So I

  • Don't know if this is correct

  • But if I add gunpowder no, does this work it's working

  • Okay now it's splash healing all right peepee poo-poo

  • I'm only doing this because I know the nine year olds, I'm gonna be like, eh he died, oh how do I splash you?

  • Wow, that's so cool. How do I activate it?

  • Noooooo!

  • Noooo!

  • Aaaah

  • I was trying to heal him

  • Aaaaagh..

  • I'm in pain.

  • Pee-Pee Poo-Poo :'(

  • Those that baby people was uh, you like that

  • Let me ride oh

  • Oh yeah, your name is peepee poo-poo

  • We're gonna beat the ender dragon together Pee-Pee Poo-Poo is gonna live forever

  • Peepee poo-poo

  • Will never die put this on what's your name IT'S PEE-PEE POO-POO

  • Idiot

  • Everyone knows pee pee poo poo has two lives. Everyone knows that it's the second rule of Minecraft who created it Notch

  • How many lives does Pee-Pee Poo-Poo have two everyone knows that?

  • Pee-Pee Poo-Poo was your dad?

  • I lost my dad Wow grow up Pee-Pee Poo-Poo

  • Two pee pee two poo. Yeah

  • How you like them apples? Oh it lits up. That's perfect. Okay, so we'll find it easily there it is.

  • Second of all, we got to get a bunch of prismarine which we can get in the water monument

  • Which I dread going back to because I freakin died.

  • Oh my god Pee-Pee Poo-Poo no oh.

  • Oh that was close Pee-Pee Poo-Poo

  • There it is. Damn it. It's far away dude. Wait, there's two right next to each other

  • See you... sayonara Pee-Pee Poo-Poo son

  • So I should be able to just like oh god, I hate I hate this I hate that. I hate it

  • It's the night vision as well. So apparently you can use sponges to like

  • Damn there's so many. Oh, this is nice

  • Oh, Perfect you can use sponges to Pee-Pee Poo-Poo

  • Dude there's another island over there

  • Another MooMoo Island another MooMoo island. Let's go Pee-Pee Poo... another city. Oh my god. I'm finding all this stuff

  • We're gonna we make a new friend Pee-Pee Poo-Poo

  • Can I steal you guys? Cuz I need you for like a certain thing. Trust me. You're gonna like it (dont trust him he is evil)

  • Is that a freaking roller coaster what is that?

  • Stop complaining isn't this like uh..

  • Damn it's so cool. When you have a night vision, I need you to not follow me down. Okay, is that all right, cool

  • What do we got mending

  • That's really good curse of vanishing that's what your dad has no one's ever made that joke.

  • Oh

  • Sorry

  • Just get up

  • Just get up in you'll live

  • Okay, cool. Why does everyone I love die. What is this curse Pee-Pee Poo-Poo

  • Oh there's another fort over that damn. I'm finding so much stuff. I can't I'm what's this supposed to be a quick in-and-out?

  • There's another underwater monument there. Are you kidding me?

  • What is this seed man wait there people poo poo. Okay. Clearly you guys are

  • You guys are friends. That's fine. Oh

  • You're against me you're standing up against me. Okay. We'll see about that. So apparently

  • Enemies can't spawn on these islands. Oh

  • Damn

  • But the moo moo cows can and apparently you can

  • Be quiet you can use their soup or something like that and then make soupy doopy

  • I'm bringing one of you back home because you're super rare look, so there's a little bit of green there and that means

  • Now I said you're coming with me, did you not hear me

  • I love that mushroom island just like one island one mushroom. So sorry it's like it because I set their

  • Distance a lot higher, but that's why I kept finding stuff. I'm like, whoa, I can see so far

  • Damn, I love Minecraft

  • I'm totally wasting my underwater breathing right now, but I just realize I'm not gonna have space to bring back everyone

  • Look at that another underwater monitor, man

  • Dude look how cool that is

  • That is so doe

  • If only peepee poo-poo came with me on this what is on top of that Tower? I'm finding so many awesome stuff

  • What?

  • Look, they built little pumpkin things

  • Don't think so. Don't shoot me. I have baby in my hand. Oh, no, he fell for the old baby in hand trick

  • What is this what the Frick is this

  • Low-key kind of cute don't shoot I have baby

  • Carrots and potatoes I take the arrows the rest can go slick itself. So what do I do with this do i just throw?

  • Oh my gosh. Did you not see I have baby

  • All right, you guys are coming with me

  • Okay, we'll definitely come back to explore the ice mountains

  • Maybe there's Eskimos in Minecraft. There's Eskimo. Is there an arrow in my frickin head?

  • It's fine peepee. Poo-poo wouldn't complain so neither shall I

  • Okay, so apparently I'm finding every single water monument in the whole world. Oh

  • My gosh I got so distracted. I

  • Forgot why we're even here

  • The conduit that's right. Thank you

  • for reminding me

  • Sure brought doors for this because I need to place I just need to place them around it

  • Could that be it?

  • Just like a circle around it. Oh

  • My gosh

  • You enjoying the weather? Yeah

  • Bit hot, isn't it

  • Think this should do it

  • Zimzalbim it worked everyone it worked. Wow. So cool. Thanks Felix

  • Why aren't you looking at me?