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  • GOOD MORNING

  • G A M E R S

  • It's Minecraft Day!

  • The favorite kind of day.

  • I

  • love

  • FORTNI--- uhh I meant..... M I N E C R A F T

  • No I'm not addicted, ök? (yes you are)

  • Sven?

  • Oh God, no! *titter*

  • Sven is lost again. Sorry guys.

  • Another rescue mission necessary.

  • Get away from him, Sven!

  • Get away from that s-- dirty sheep! Come here.

  • Teleport.

  • TELEPORT SVEN!

  • GET AWAY FROM HIM

  • Oh God, oh God! Sve--

  • Thank God.

  • Stay there.

  • Stay (Woof)-- Stay there, sit.

  • Never speak to him again.

  • You come near my dog again.

  • If you so even go close to breathing at this distance.

  • That's right.

  • Don't look at me when I'm spea--

  • LOOK AT ME WHEN I SPEAK TO YOU, I mean!

  • Where's my...

  • Where's my axe?

  • I will pu-- No, you know what? Even better.

  • I will put this, and I think you know where I will put it, Mr. H2O Sheep.

  • Mr. w o t e r Sheep.

  • You stay in this prison.

  • And you stay in this prison forever.

  • J E B

  • What kind of name is-- *breaks into laughter*

  • Alright.

  • Let's name him actually jeb_ this time.

  • (you got the wrong item btw)

  • Because-- /sudden camera tp's/ --I wanna see what this is all about. (Woof)

  • That's what this is all abou-- No wait, I picked up the wrong thing (Took you some time to realize.......)

  • Oh yeah, I have this ocean explorer map

  • Uh, but...

  • (börk)

  • First.

  • How do you do it?

  • Ok, you put this here and then you type

  • Jeb, underscore.

  • And it says 'jeb_'.

  • Ok, alright

  • Alrig--

  • Who's shööting me?!

  • Who shoot at me?

  • AAAA

  • YOU!

  • You are not H2O cow! Where did water cow go?

  • (oh noes)

  • AAAAAA

  • Water cow?

  • Oh God!

  • Water cow, where are you?

  • Which one is water cow?

  • möö

  • møø

  • Which one is water cow?

  • møø

  • mϕϕ

  • Ah...

  • God, I keep getting sidetracked.

  • Also, I improved the, uh... the IKEA (cuz..... Swedish colors) tower.

  • It looks really nice, I like it. (thumbs up)

  • It's really nice from a distance too.

  • Uh, what else? I've changed flooring.

  • Does anyone care?

  • Of course you do!

  • *seizure* WHAT?

  • PewDiePie changed flooring in Minecraft

  • That's œwsome

  • baa

  • Lis-- Listen here you little scoundrel.

  • I don't like you.

  • (ooooo, friendzoned)

  • I'm giving this,

  • (müsic) Oh MYy G0D

  • THAT'S AWESOME

  • Yayyyy

  • He's changing colooors *laughs*

  • jeg

  • haha

  • (how2asthma.mp4)

  • Why?

  • Ok, alright. You know what? I'm not gonna lie.

  • That was pretty epic. (Felix 2:24)

  • I'm not gonna, you know.

  • I'll give credit where credit is due.

  • (anotherrk)

  • So I'm gonna feed you for the first time in days.

  • But only to keep you alive.

  • Alright?

  • Don't get any hopes; You're staying there forever. (oof)

  • Oh gosh, wait. Sorry, I gotta... I gotta do this as well.

  • (epilepsy) Just give me one second, I'll just gotta...

  • Ok, let's feed the... these bastards.

  • bȃȃ

  • No, not you.

  • Which wun is (ocean s0s) cow?

  • Which one of you is water cow?

  • (insert Seinfeld theme)

  • GET AWAY FROM ME

  • One cow-- lucky cow

  • --is going to become water cow.

  • Oh okay, you can become water cow.

  • Follow me

  • FOLLOW ME

  • Gosh, water cow would not give me this trouble.

  • Come here.

  • Ey ey ey ey ey /dab/

  • You have one destiny in this life.

  • And it's to become water cow.

  • With enough training,

  • get in.

  • Just get in. Just get in.

  • There you go.

  • You are water cow (?)

  • I'm gonna train you everyday

  • And one day, you'll live up to become water cow, gosh darnit.

  • Ok, where was I? Yes, yes, yes. Of course.

  • Of course,

  • My horse.

  • Joergen.

  • Ok, I'm not gonna lie. That's pretty epic.

  • hA

  • heaăă

  • Oh God, there's so many distractions in this game. I never know what I'm doing.

  • Seriously.

  • Öh yȇs, I have one quick thing I really need to do.

  • So if you take gunpowder,

  • and paper which I've been farming from the paper, uh sh--farm (great poetry)

  • that I have out there.

  • You'll see the paper farm.

  • Uh, you can make...

  • Ok, so I'm a Minecraft veteran so I rememb--

  • FIREWORKS?

  • Nani de frickedickEE

  • How? (you just did)

  • Since when did they add fireworks?

  • Alright, jeb (with-an-underscore).

  • If that is your real name. Look at...

  • He doesn-- Yea- yeah, you better not look!

  • FEUUUU

  • WOAAAAAAAAAAH.

  • (2004 flashbacks)

  • (when he broke his ass)

  • möö

  • Where's the explosion?

  • bắắ

  • Is that it?

  • wowww

  • *dëpressiōn*

  • That's so cool!

  • Hey Joergen, look at this!

  • He loves it! He loves it!

  • (well yes but actually no)

  • Where's Sven?

  • Sven, look at this!

  • Sven! C'mere.

  • Come here, boii.

  • Aight.

  • (bǒrk)

  • Look at this.

  • (laugh)

  • He loves ITTT

  • Alright, Sven. It's time for this epic gamer

  • to head out on epic adventure

  • Through the Nether...

  • ....portal.

  • How do I--

  • Oh yeah.

  • Later k--

  • Later, gamer.

  • So last episode,

  • or a few episodes ago,

  • I tried to blow up these guys' house, right?

  • It didn't really work out.

  • But I have another plan.

  • Also, apparently you can find a bunch of stuff in the Nether like materials, and like...

  • these blaze rods that are really important.

  • I haven't seen anything! Where are they?

  • Help me.

  • Help me, gursh durneet!

  • Where, like where?

  • Hello, a-looking!

  • All I see is [zombie] pigs

  • in this stupid Nether.

  • I hate pigs!

  • They're not good.

  • Not good like melon freut.

  • Why is anyone watching? *laughs*

  • Ok gamers!

  • Here we friggin go.

  • Wait, is this the wrong portal?

  • *succ noises*

  • Ah, it's the wrong portal!

  • I went the WRONG WAY!

  • Aaaaaaa

  • Nether portal, more like nothing-in-here portal.

  • (oooo)

  • Hoppity poppity boppity snoppity

  • (words of a great philosopher)

  • Ok gamers!

  • three hours later!!!

  • Literally, we are here.

  • Okay, this is it.

  • *succ noise*

  • Oh it's getting dark, that's perfect

  • he he he he

  • *choke* HAHAHAHAHA

  • *more choke* *idk something in japanese*

  • Jotaro!

  • Okay gamers, this is gonna be an epic gamer moment.

  • 'Cause we're gonna burn down their house

  • nope i need to poo in my pants

  • I wish I could bring Joergen to this because he would love to see this. shhut upp wpijdhdfidfahbfswb

  • Joergen loves to see other people's houses burn down.

  • It's one of his favorite cooks

  • Okay, alright gamers.

  • SWEDEENNN is stupid

  • plålulålulålupn7r42627iryifyqewiygqef

  • ewhyriqedgeufguewdgukfe

  • Okay, okay.

  • Don't worry.

  • Don't worry. Don't worry.

  • Don't worry. Don't worry. Don't worry, gamers!

  • Oh God, I made a big mist-- I le-- årij, shoot themself.

  • Dummy dum.

  • Okay, so how do I not da-- death? (w0t)

  • How do I not death?

  • Do I start from the top?

  • Yeyeyeyeyeap,

  • we start from the top.

  • Fire burns from top to bottom.

  • Everyone knows this.

  • What am I doing?

  • Gosh, 'ts so dark!e

  • I'm like legally blind, I coooooook gotta lit up this...

  • Don't worry, guys!

  • I'm gonna leap-- okay okay, let's just burn up this freaking place.

  • Bing bong, bing

  • yeehEEHEhehe

  • Oh no!

  • Oh God!

  • AAAAAAA

  • Aaa

  • Oh no, not your pretty place!

  • It looks so good!

  • I am burning.

  • I am burning. I am burning.

  • I am on fire.

  • I am on fire. I am on fire with this house.

  • It hurts.

  • Oh God, (inaudible) hurt.

  • Oh, oh God! Alright, I'm gonna bounce.

  • Alright, gamers.

  • It's Gaming Week!

  • GAMING WEEEEEK

  • MINECRAFT MONTH!

  • Nuahähähähä

  • Ye-he-he-he-hess!

  • Oh, what are you gonna do?

  • EOOH, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?!

  • (viking noises)

  • This is for JOERGEN!

  • Ah God, they're killing me! I don't li-- ah...

  • Alright.

  • Alright. Alright.

  • Alright. Alright. Alright.

  • Ok.

  • BAHP