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( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) HOW ARE YOU FEELING ABOUT THIS?
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>> I DON'T KNOW.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE I AGREED TO THIS A SECONDIME.
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>> Harry: YOU'VE PLAYED THIS BEFORE.
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>> I HAVE, BUT YOU HAVEN'T.
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>> Harry: THIS IS MY FIRST TIME.
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AND THE LAST TIME I WILL DO IT, ALSO.
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LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THE FOOD WE HAVE ON THE TABLE.
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BUG TRIFLE.
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( AUDIENCE REACTS ) YEAH, OOOH.
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JELLYFISH.
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( AUDIENCE REACTS ) YEAH, OOOH.
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GIANT WATER SCORPION.
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>> THAT'S THE WORST ONE.
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>> Harry: 1,000 YEAR OLD EGGNOG.
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( AUDIENCE REACTS ) COW BLOOD AND PORK TONGUE JELLY.
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( AUDIENCE REACTS ) COD SPERM.
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( LAUGHTER SEEMS RATHER TAME IN COMPARISON
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TO THE OTHER ONES.
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HOW DO THEY GET THE SPERM OUT OF THE COD?
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( LAUGHTER ) SALMON SMOOTHIE.
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BULL PENIS.
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>> GOOD OLD BULLP BULL PENIS.
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I'LL ASK THE FIRST QUESTION.
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THE PRODUCERS HAVE NOT SHOWN US THESE AHEAD OF TIME.
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SO LET ME CHOOSE A FOOD YOU'LL HAVE TO EAT SHOULD YOU NOT
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ANSWER.
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SO WE'RE GOING TO START WITH 1,000-YEAR-OLD EGGNOG.
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>> NO!
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IS THE CINNAMON SUPPOSED TO MAKE THIS ANY BETTER?
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>> Harry: I THINK IT'S THE CINNAMON STICK.
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IT'S THE HOLIDAYS.
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GIVE IT A SNIFF.
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>> WHY?
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>> Harry: I DON'T KNOW.
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OH, MY GOD!
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DISGUSTING!
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( LAUGHTER ) >> Harry: READY?
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NO!
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>> Harry: OKAY.
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( LAUGHTER ) >> OH, NO!
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>> Harry: YOU ARE ONE OF THE FEW MEMBERS TO HAVE E
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KARDASHIAN CLAN THAT DOES NOT HAVE CHILDREN.
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RATE YOUR SIBLINGS OM BEST TO WORST PARENTS.
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( APPLAUSE ) >> I FEEL LIKE I COULD ANSWER
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IT.
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>> Harry: I FEEL LIKE I COULD ANSWER IT.
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( LAUGHTER ) >> UM, I MEAN, I'LL START BY
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SAYING THEY ACTUALLY ALL ARE AMAZING.
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THEY REALLY ARE.
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>> Harry: OKAY.
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THEY ARE.
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>> Harry: OKAY.
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I SWEAR.
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BUT I'D SAY ROB IS NUMBER ONE.
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>> Harry: OKAY.
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AND THEN -- HE'S SO GOOD TO HIS DAUGHTER.
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AND THEN -- I MEAN THAT'S SO HARD, THEY'RE ALL AMAZING.
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>> Harry: DRINK THE EGGNOG.
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NO!
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( LAUGHTER ) AND THEN IT WOULD BE, LIKE,
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KLOE, KIM, KYLIE -- ( AUDIENCE REACTS )
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APPLAUSE ) >> Harry: WHOO!
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ALL RIGHT, SO, NOW, YOU CHOOSE SOMETHING FOR ME THAT I WOULD
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HAVE TO EAT.
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>> ALL RIGHT.
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I'LL DO THE SPERM.
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>> Harry: OKAY.
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ERE YOU GO.
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>> Harry: OKAY.
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ALL IN A DAY'S WORK.
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>> YEAH.
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( LAUGHTER ) ( CLEARING THROAT )
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>> DIEING TO KNOW THIS, WHICH SONGS ON YOUR LAST ALBUM WERE
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ABOUT ME?
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( CHEERING ) ( APPLAUSE )
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>> OOOH!
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NO.
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>> Harry: SO I WOULD SAY TRACK --
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( LAUGHTER ) -- UM --
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( LAUGHTER ) >> NO!
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REA( AUDIENCE REACTS ) >> JUST DON'T LOOKT IT.
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>> Harry: OH, YEAH, THAT FIXES EVERYTHING.
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JUST DON'T LOOK AT IT!
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WHAT ARE WE DOING?
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( LAUGHTER ) WHAT ARE WE DOING?
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( LAUGHTER ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
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>> JUST SWALLOW IT.
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( LAUGHTER ) OH, MY GOD!
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ST!
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STOP!
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>> Harry: TO SPIT OR TO SWALLOW, THAT IS THE QUESTION.
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( CHEERING ) >> OOOH!
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OKAY.
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( COUGHING ) REALLY CARRIES AN AFTERTASTE.
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( GAGGING ) OKAY.
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SALMON SMOOTHIE.
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GIVE HER A SNIFF.
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>> NO!
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I HATE SALMON, BY THE WAY.
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>> Harry: COD SPERM.
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( LAUGHTER ) OKAY.
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OKAY.
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YOU'RE THE HIGHEST PAID SUPERMODEL IN THE WORLD.
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WHO'S THE MOST UNLIKABLE SUPERMODEL?
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( LAUGHTER ) >> I HAVE THE ANSWER.
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I CAN'T SAY IT, THOUGH.
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( CHEERING ) ( APPLAUSE )
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>> OH, MY GOD!
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>> Harry: WATCHING YOU DRINK THAT MAD ME FEEL SICK.
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>> YEAH, IT'S DISGUSTING.
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>> Harry: I MEAN, IT'S A SALMON SMOOTHIE.
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>> OKAY.
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>> Harry: WHAT AM I HAVING?
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THE BUG TRIFLE.
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EXTRA BUGS ON THE -- >> FOR DECORATION.
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>> Harry: OKAY.
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AVE YOU EVER WATCHED AN EPISODE OF "KEEPING UP WITH THE
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KARDASHIANS"?
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( LAUGHTER ) >> Harry: HAVE I EVER WATCHED
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AN EPISODEF "KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS"?
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YEAH.
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IT WAS THE ONE WHERE YOU'RE EATING SALADS IN THE KITCHEN --
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>> TYPICAL.
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>> Harry: -- AND THEN YOU WERE SHOUTING AT EACH OTHER.
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>> SO YOU'VE SEEN EVERY EPISODE.
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( APPLAUSE ) I STILL TASTE THE SALMON.
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>> Harry: I THINK WE'RE GOING TO GO WITH BULL PENIS.
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YEAH, BULL PENIS.
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YEAH.
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OKAY.
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( APPLAUSE ) YOU READY?
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>> NO, BUT YOU COULD GO.
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>> Harry: IT'S JUST BULL PENIS.
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( LAUGHTER ) WHO IS THE MOST SURPRISING CELEB
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TO EVER SLIDE INTO YOUR D.M.s?
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WHO IS HE?
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( LAUGHTER ) >> I FEEL LIKE I CAN SAY IT,
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RIGHT?
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>> Harry: UNLESS YOU WANT TO EAT SOME BULL PENIS, YEAH.
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WELL, IT DEPENDS.
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT DEPENDS ON, BUT I GUESS IT DEPENDS.
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>> OF COURSE YOU WOULD WANT TO KNOW.
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>> Harry: IS THERE SOMEONE THAT YOU'RE THINKING OF?
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>> YEAH.
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>> Harry: IS SAYING IT WORSE THAN EATING A BULL PENIS?
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>> PROBABLY.
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>> Harry: BLINK TWICE.
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SHUT UP.
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I'M EATING THE PENIS.
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( AUDIENCE REACTS ) >> Harry: JUST THROW IT ALL IN
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THERE.
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>> YOU GUYS, THIS IS DISGUSTING.
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>> Harry: JUST THROW IT ALL IN THERE.
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( GAGGING ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
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>> YEAH, THERE'S A CRAZY AFTERTASTE.
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>> Harry: LAST QUESTION.
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WHAT AM I -- >> I'M GIVING YOU THE SCORPION
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THING.
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>> Harry: OKAY.
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BETWEEN LOUIE, LIAM, NILE AND ZANE, RANK THEIR SOLOS --
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( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
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( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
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>> Harry: THAT WAS "SPILL YOUR GUTS OR FILL YOUR GUTS"!
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WE'LL BE RIGHT BACWITH MORE "LATE LATE SHOW!"
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( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING )