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  • 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,700 Kevin, besides the heart, name three other organs.

  • [CLOCK TICKING]

  • Uh, uh, lung, kidney, (STUTTERING) uh, thigh!

  • [MUSIC PLAYING]

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • [APPLAUSE]

  • That's not an organ!

  • What?

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • This young boy sent us his invention,

  • and I have to share it with you.

  • One day--

  • [MUSIC PLAYING]

  • When I was doing swim lessons, I had a leak in my goggles.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • Oh.

  • Seriously?

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • [APPLAUSE]

  • 00:00:43,330 --> 00:00:45,350 What's the sexiest part of a man?

  • His, well, thing.

  • The thing.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • [APPLAUSE]

  • 00:00:52,924 --> 00:00:54,969 [CHEERING]

  • This is our famous bread.

  • Just put it in your mouth.

  • Just-- just don't chew it.

  • Just put the whole thing in.

  • Whole thing.

  • And just let it--

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • 00:01:19,575 --> 00:01:21,575 Because I know you love games, and I love games.

  • Yes.

  • So what they give you in the hospital are these breathing

  • things, right?

  • And whoever can suck their balls the hardest wins.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • You suck, not blow?

  • You--

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • [APPLAUSE]

  • Of course I'd have to teach her!

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • [MUSIC PLAYING]

  • Yes, Ellen!

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • My god.

  • [CHEERING]

  • 00:01:58,964 --> 00:02:01,100 I was up all night long because my sister

  • was giving birth in my tub.

  • I'm sorry.

  • I can't hear.

  • My sister's giving birth in my head.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • 00:02:18,007 --> 00:02:23,485 [APPLAUSE]

  • Wait-- am I seeing wheat grass there?

  • Wait-- am I seeing wheat grass?

  • I would likes-- and just start chopping some.

  • Can I chop some off?

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • Thank you.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • All right.

  • Put it in your mouth.

  • [APPLAUSE]

  • Put it in your mouth and chew on it.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • 00:02:47,777 --> 00:02:48,635 This is so good!

  • ["SORRY NOT SORRY" PLAYING]

  • I know you've wanted a flu shot.

  • Is this real?

  • Yep.

  • This is for real.

  • I know it's going to explode.

  • You know me better than-- it's not going to explode!

  • She's a nurse!

  • OK.

  • OK.

  • Not a real needle.

  • Oh!

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • Hold still.

  • (SINGING) Baby I'm sorry, I'm not sorry!

  • Hold still.

  • (SINGING) Being so bad, got me feeling so good.

  • [APPLAUSE]

  • (SINGING) Showing you up like you knew that I would.

  • Uh--

  • Oh!

  • Whoopie!

  • Uh, doin' it!

  • Uh-- r-- rockin' it hard.

  • I--

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • [APPLAUSE]

  • Who knows?

  • I don't have the--

  • [DINGING SOUND]

  • [APPLAUSE]

  • Don't even remember.

  • 00:03:30,900 --> 00:03:32,700 I got it.

  • Oh my god!

  • Rockin' it hard.

  • I don't know what that means.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • So I got one disappearing scarf.

  • (SINGING) Seven in a man--

  • (SINGING) If you talk, if you talk that talk, baby, better

  • walk, better walk--

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • [AUDIENCE LAUGHTER]

  • (SINGING) Talk that talk, baby.

  • Better walk, better walk that--

  • There we are!

  • [CHEERING]

  • OK.

  • Is there another one?

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • 00:04:03,300 --> 00:04:06,600 (SINGING) Baby I'm sorry, I'm not sorry.

  • Baby I'm sorry--

  • (SIGHING)

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • (SINGING) Being so bad got me feeling so good.

  • Showing you up like you knew that I would.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • OK, ready?

  • Yep.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • 00:04:21,899 --> 00:04:23,099 Come on, Ellen.

  • It--

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • Now,um--

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • Now--

  • Oh, wow!

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • [APPLAUSE]

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