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  • Isn't kissing an unconscious stranger kind of, uh illegal?

  • SHUT UP!!!!

  • *Music*

  • >>Welcome back to the show, Dr. Phil. I'm Dr. Phil and this is my show.

  • Now today we have Belle, a young, supple princess

  • who is in love with a hairy old beast.

  • *BOOING*

  • >>All right as you can see you have sickened the audience.

  • Now Belle, what do you have to say to someone who is maybe not comfortable with interspecies relationships?

  • >> *sigh* Well Phil, I would remind them that

  • Love is a tale as old as time, so SHUT YOUR MOTHERF**ING MOUTHS!

  • *BOOING*

  • YEAH, THAT'S WHAT!

  • MIND YOUR OWN ***** BUSINESS, SUCK MY MOTHER F****ING D*** B****

  • HOW 'BOUT DAT, HUH? HOW 'BOUT DAT?

  • *Music starts up again*

  • >> [shivering] Winter is tracking on longer than expected

  • And we're all out of firewood. I'm sorry, Pinocchio. >>No need to apologize Gepetto, I'll be just fine

  • Since I'm made of wood I wouldn't even feel the cold! [laughs]

  • [More laughter]

  • [nervous laughter]

  • >>Forgive me Pinocchio!

  • >>Aah!!! Why, Gepetto?!

  • *more music*

  • So this may come as a surprise

  • But Perdida gave birth to a very large litter of puppies. A hundred and one to be exact. The good news is they're all healthy

  • >>That's unbelievable! >>How's Perdita doing, can we see her?

  • >>Oh she's dead.

  • Yeah, she's like

  • Super Duper Dead. You heard that I said 101 right? 101 puppies all up inside there?

  • Have you ever, like, filled a balloon with, like, meat and then popped it?

  • *crying*

  • Hi, I'm D list actor and college dropout Ian Hecox.

  • You might know me from such things as the scene you just watched, or

  • The guy who had two lines from the Angry Birds movie.

  • In the video you just watched where we parodied 101 Dalmatians

  • You might have said yourself, "but Ian you idiot, Perdida didn't actually give birth to 101 Dalmatians in the cartoon!

  • She only gave birth to 15 and all the other ones came from Cruella De Vil."

  • We realized that too after we wrote the video, but we said, "F**k it" and shot the video anyway. Enjoy the rest of the video

  • *music*

  • Just a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down

  • >>*paining* >>What the hell are you doing? She's diabetic!

  • >>Oh, uh >>Don't stand there, get her insulin!

  • >>Perhaps I'll just, umm...

  • *crashes/screams*

  • *heavy thud*

  • *MUSIC*

  • Cars!!

  • *music*

  • upbeat music

  • It's just like the whole world was seeing the QUASImodo when what they really needed to see was the ENTIREmodo

  • *bell ringing*

  • *music*

  • *ape noises*

  • Oh my God he is so hot!

  • >>[English accent] He lives in a tree, honestly Jane stop f**king homeless dudes!

  • *music

  • Dry those tears Bambi, Mom's dead

  • But you gotta stay positive if you're going to survive the winter without her.

  • *off key singing* ♪I'm a survivor, I'm gonna make it I'm gonna make it. I will survive what, keep on

  • *church bells*

  • *music*

  • Come on, Genie, grant us a wish!

  • *rubs lamp*

  • Oh God!!! What the f--

  • Hey guys, thank you so much for watching and if you're not yet subscribed be sure to click that subscribe button, and if you're like,

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