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  • - All right, now, this is something

  • I know many people been looking forward to all year,

  • the results of our annual beloved tradition,

  • the Halloween candy YouTube Challenge.

  • This is the ninth time we've done it.

  • [APPLAUSE]

  • I'm told that many of the disappointed

  • kids from the first time we did it in 2011

  • have now blossomed to become fully

  • grown disappointed adults.

  • And I want to say something to those

  • out there who think I do this because I

  • enjoy being mean to kids.

  • That is not-- I love kids.

  • Not only do I love kids, I have written

  • and illustrated a children's book

  • called "The Serious Goose."

  • Now, this is not a joke.

  • It comes out December 3rd.

  • It's available for preorder now.

  • And all the money I make from it goes to Children's Hospitals

  • here in LA and around--

  • [APPLAUSE]

  • --the United States.

  • So buy this.

  • It looks like this, "The Serious Goose."

  • And remember that for the next five minutes as we endure

  • the tears of disappointed children in this year's edition

  • of "Hey, Jimmy Kimmel, I Told My Kids

  • I Ate All Their Halloween Candy."

  • MAN 1: We ate all your Halloween candy.

  • [SOBBING]

  • MAN 1: I'm sorry.

  • Is it OK?

  • No!

  • Not at all!

  • MAN 1: Guess what? WOMAN 1: Guess what?

  • MAN 1: We were just joking.

  • [SCREAM]

  • That's the worst Halloween I ever had because

  • of you dumb, stupid mans!

  • WOMAN 2: Mama was just too hungry.

  • WOMAN 3: I ate all your candy.

  • I'm going to go the police.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • [SCREAM]

  • [CRYING]

  • Why?

  • Why?

  • We hate you!

  • We don't want to live with you anymore!

  • [APPLAUSE]

  • Oh!

  • Oh, my god!

  • Why you ate it again?

  • WOMAN 4: I ate it all.

  • Why?

  • WOMAN 4: I ate it all because I was hungry.

  • Ah! Ah!

  • Ah! Ah!

  • Ah! Ah!

  • WOMAN 4: I'm joking! I'm joking!

  • What did you do with my candy right there?

  • WOMAN 4: I don't even know what you're saying.

  • [LAUGH]

  • [INAUDIBLE]

  • WOMAN 5: Mommy and Daddy ate all of your Halloween candy.

  • Is that OK?

  • [SCREAM]

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • WOMAN 6: We ate all of your candy.

  • Will you forgive me?

  • Yes, but don't do it again.

  • It'll make you very sick.

  • And you will have to poop all that out.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • I'm telling on you, really.

  • JULIANNA: It's not fair!

  • WOMAN 7: Julianna!

  • That's so rude of you.

  • Tomorrow, I'm going eat your stuff!

  • For real.

  • JULIANNA: [INAUDIBLE]

  • And I'm not getting you no goodies.

  • Just boppy.

  • That's so rude of you.

  • WOMAN 7: But I was so hungry.

  • Well, you got to eat some vegetables, not candy!

  • JULIANNA: Darn it!

  • Go! Now!

  • Go!

  • Eat some vegetables!

  • See?

  • You're making her [INAUDIBLE] Say sorry.

  • MAN 2: Last night, I got hungry and I ate

  • all of your Halloween candy.

  • Oh!

  • MAN 2: Agh!

  • WOMAN 8: You're happy that your candy is not gone?

  • A little bit.

  • But I love you more than candy.

  • WOMAN 8: Oh.

  • Can I have my bucket?

  • WOMAN 9: You just want the empty bucket?

  • Oh.

  • You don't eat people's candy!

  • WOMAN 10: OK, I'm really, really sorry.

  • You just made me mad.

  • You made me really mad, Mommy.

  • WOMAN 10: I said I'm sorry.

  • It's OK.

  • WOMAN 10: OK, well, thank you.

  • I love you.

  • I love you, too.

  • Ah!

  • WOMAN 11: Mackenzie, Jimmy Kimmel told me to do it.

  • Ah!

  • No thank you.

  • WOMAN 12: Jimmy Kimmel told me to trick you.

  • KID: Who's that?

  • It's Jimmy Pickle.

  • Don't get mad at Mom.

  • It's just Jimmy Pickle.

  • That's his fault.

  • If I ever seen Jim--

  • Jimmy Kimmel, I would punch him in the face.

  • WOMAN 13: Why?

  • He deserves it.

  • WOMAN 13: What if I do it again tonight?

  • I'm going to punch him in the wiener.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • [INAUDIBLE] my candy.

  • When I [INAUDIBLE]

  • WOMAN 14: You have a mouth full of candy right now.

  • And you're crying about more candy.

  • I'm going [INAUDIBLE]

  • WOMAN 14: Stop, wait, chew what's in your mouth.

  • They don't understand you.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • And now what?

  • I ate all of it.

  • It's all gone.

  • It's all gone.

  • He ate it all.

  • WOMAN 15: How's it make you feel?

  • [INAUDIBLE]

  • [APPLAUSE]

  • He said "chocolate," "chocolate," OK?

  • All right.

  • Well, sorry, kids.

  • And thanks to all the parents who participated,

  • especially those who recorded their videos horizontally.

  • We really appreciate it here on television.

- All right, now, this is something

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