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  • Hey, I'm Danny and I

  • Kill animals.

  • Ah, what what did you just say?

  • Oh, sorry, excuse me. Nah, not for food.

  • Uh.

  • Like I kill animals for no reason.

  • That's...

  • worse!

  • Okay. Okay. Let me explain. one day while I was in second grade~

  • No~

  • NO NO!

  • The internet

  • hates

  • your songs, DANNY!(lies)

  • But I just wanna be famous.

  • Just do a story time animation instead,

  • people e-

  • people eat those up!

  • n0m 4x

  • But I've never done one-

  • TOO BAD.

  • But... change is scary...

  • Maybe this is the only one you do forever. (uh)and then you can finally retire.

  • I don't want to retire but ok

  • TOO BAD!

  • Welcome to Danny's first and maybe last ever story time animation!!! about.. the time -gasp-

  • he accidentally killed his -gasp- second-grade class -gasp- hamster, and it was kinda traumatizing-

  • Oh yeah!!!

  • You're really not making this easy. It was a normal beautiful day back in 2003

  • The sun was shining.

  • The playground blacktop was covered in fresh chalk drawing

  • and it was Friday and like what could ruin a Friday especially in second grade?

  • Uh a tsunami?

  • No, it was a rhetorical question.

  • Oh- uh, pneumonia.

  • What no .This particular Friday was poppin. We were all drawing pictures. I was killing it with my signature

  • Spongebob drawing. It was kind of my thing.

  • You know, I would draw a Sp*ngeB*b for the kids in the classroom. It was a business.

  • Get your mediocre Sp*ngeB*b drawing by a 10 year old here!

  • Do you have any food?

  • Nope!

  • This is the Great Depression-

  • whOO lives in a pineapple under the sea!

  • To make this Friday even better,

  • I was the pet feeder for the week, which means I get to feed our adorable class hamster fluffy!

  • *WOW*

  • Oh my gaa- is that the hamster you killed??

  • Save all questions to the end, please. hehe. Also, yes.

  • All right, so it was 30 minutes until the bell dismissed us for the day and vibes were good.I put my crayons down.

  • So I could fulfill my prophecy of feeding this dang hamster and and this is where things get weird .

  • At first,everything was going as planned. I took off the cage top. I opened up the food bag. I took out the food bowl

  • I poured one scoop of nom noms into this bowl *so far so good* Fluffy delightfully started eating there was no issue. It was adorable

  • WOW-

  • So adorable that there was no way I was not gonna pet him with my little itty-bitty finger.

  • As my finger went to pet his back, I was thinking about how great life was goin for me recently

  • I was line leader a few days ago,

  • My teacher awarded me with this huge holographic Pikachu sticker cuz I was a good boy, you know

  • Everything was fine. Good vibes were abruptly ended. However by reality biting me my butt except instead of my butt,

  • It was my finger.

  • instead of reality,

  • It was this dumbass hamster. The hamster turned around at lightning

  • speed whipped out his freak teeth and bit my finger with everything he got.

  • Holy shit. Now I'm super socially anxious so I don't like drawing too much attention myself

  • So even though I was probably in the most amount of pain ever I did not yell. I didn't say anything.

  • I just stayed silent. I actually always thought about how if I was eating in public and I started choking.

  • I wouldn't make a whole scene out of it. I would probably just stand up and say:Excuse me!

  • And silently walk out and die in the parking lot in solitude or something.

  • Eugh... *sad music ensues*

  • Jesus Christ can can can we move on here?

  • Oh man I'm dying up here, huh *laugh track

  • So I was silently freaking out with pain and I started instinctively swinging my hand around and the hamster, hoh, the hamster

  • He was along for the ride

  • um, he was not letting go until he did and he flung against the wall and

  • Dropped behind the table where there was no opening.

  • Hey Danny, wheres Fluffy?

  • Don't know I don't know nothing man.

  • Afternoon, uh, I'm here to~

  • I ain't going back to jail !

  • *crash*

  • uhh...

  • I'm here to pick up my son Jimmy.

  • Jimmy your dad's here.

  • Ah HaHa! All right,that was pretty funny, I'm witted I'm witted!

  • So, yeah, I killed the second-grade class hamster. I was mortified all weekend

  • And when I returned to class Monday our teacher gathered us on the road to tell us the bad news, apparently the custodian. Mr

  • Max found him dead behind the desk while he was cleaning and me being totally non

  • incriminating raised my hand and asked so he was found behind the desk dead or

  • Was he found in the cage yet? Was there any blood like don't spare us the deets, teach. We got to know these things

  • It sucks dude. There was a kid who brought a bag of baby carrots that day for Fluffy and he was just standing there crying

  • Eh deh deh- I picked these baby carrots myself.

  • I bottled this up and kept it a secret for years.

  • Until I was a senior in high school and it came time to write your senior quote for the yearbook.

  • I couldn't think of anything and...

  • I thought well 10 years is long enough and I admitted to killing fluffy the hamster for my entire school district to read

  • You monster.

  • And you know what it felt good, okay.

  • It was the perfect way for me to end crappy high school and leave with a bang.

  • People thought it was kind of funny too, comedic timing is everything.

  • Especially when you bottle everything up for a decade and let it negatively affect how your brain developed from a young age

  • Uh, Are these are these things supposed to have lessons at the end or...

  • YES.

  • Ya idiot.

  • Uh.. D-..

  • Don't murder-.. things. Don't- Don't kill-

  • Uh..

  • Keep.

  • sh*t!

  • Uhh! Oh my gawd!

  • Hey, what's up?

  • Thanks for watching. My very first storytime I think it came out all right, I'm curious.

  • What's what's the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you at school.?You could leave it in the comments below and oh, hey animated me

  • That's a nice hoodie you got there. Well, guess what? They're available to cop now. It's my very own designed limited edition

  • Black your special hoodie last time we sold out of these pretty quick

  • And since YouTube has a very special place in my heart.

  • Everybody watching this video gets a free discount code to save you some moolah. As always, thanks for the support.

  • Can't wait to make more videos. Maybe another storytime one day. Who knows?

  • Anything's possible.

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Hey, I'm Danny and I

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I MURDERED A HAMSTER (and it ruined my life)

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    餓犬 posted on 2019/11/13
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