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I would like to address something that I've been having to deal with for quite some time.
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This is an issue that I face on an almost daily basis, and this week I've had to deal with it even more because we're in New York.
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People frequently confuse me with someone else, with another person who-- a person who isn't me.
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And so as a public service to me, and to the other person, I got in touch with him, and we made a video together that hopefully will clear this little headache up once and for all.
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Hi, I'm Jimmy Kimmel.
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And I'm Jimmy Fallon.
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And some people think I'm Jimmy Kimmel.
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And some people think I'm Jimmy Fallon.
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And it's causing a lot of problems for us at the airport.
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So we decided to make a quick video to explain who's who and what's what.
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And we understand why people get us confused.
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The names.
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Mhm.
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We both wear suits.
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We both have shows.
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We both have dark hair.
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We're both white guys, which is not as exciting as it used to be.
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Definitely not.
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But the truth is we're very different Jimmy's in a lot of ways.
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For instance, I was born in Brooklyn, New York.
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Oh, I was born in Brooklyn, too.
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OK, so not a great example by me.
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But we're different.
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Like, what did Jimmy Fallon have for breakfast today?
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I had oatmeal with baby carrots on top.
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That's what I had.
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But that's a pretty common breakfast.
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Tell me.
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OK, count of three, name your five favorite breakfast cereals.
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- Ready? - Sure.
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Go.
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Fruit Loops, Lucky Charms, Frosted Flakes, Count Chocula, Trix.
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What the--
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- Well, they're very popular breakfast cereals, so that doesn't really-- - Yeah.
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Weird question.
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Like-- like, pizza is everyone's favorite for lunch.
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Well, it certainly is mine.
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Mine, too.
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I love pizza.
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I'm wearing pizza underpants right now.
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Look at this.
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Look here.
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No way.
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Nipples.
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- Did you just say nipples? - Mhm.
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Why would you say that?
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I don't know.
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I say it all the time.
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Me, too.
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Nipples.
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Have you had a DNA test?
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Because I just did a 23andMe.
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Yeah, I have, actually.
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Oh.
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Turns out I'm 100% that b*tch.
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Wow.
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Uh-- high five on that.
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Sorry.
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I'm bad at high fiving.
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I'm bad at high fiving, too.
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I mean, yesterday I had tried to high five somebody and poked a lady in the eye.
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Wait a minute.
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Was she about this tall?
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Russian lady?
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Yes.
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I poked her other eye.
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Oh, my lord.
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Oh, hold on.
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I know how we're different.
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Do you believe the earth is flat?
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I know it's flat.
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I walk on it.
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Holy shift stick on a 1982 Pontiac Grand Am.
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That was your first car, too?
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When I was a baby, I absorbed my twin brother in the womb.
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So did I.
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His name was Larry.
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Ah, mine was Lawrence.
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So--
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Oh, my god.
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Who are you?
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I don't know.
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Do you have any tattoos?
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One.
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We both have a tattoo of Tattoo?
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Nipples.
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You know, I think I'm starting to understand why this is so hard for everybody.
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We're like the same person.
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I mean, unless you like--
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Matt Damon?
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Oh, no, he is the biggest loser in the world.
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Can I see you in the bathroom for a second?
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Yeah.
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I want to show you something.
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You have a small penis, too?
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Yeah.
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A message from the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.
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I still can't tell us apart.
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Well, thanks to Jimmy Fallon, or me, or whichever one of us that was.