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  • -I remember my -- I'm trying to think of my worst costume.

  • I always forget. They were always pretty bad,

  • but I remember one time we bought --

  • you know the costumes that come in the box with the cellophane,

  • and it was Batman.

  • I think it was Batman. -Yeah.

  • -And my mom made me wear a sweatshirt over it.

  • [ Light laughter ]

  • So basically I was a kid in a sweatshirt with a Batman mask.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • And I had been wearing it all day.

  • I was so excited to wear it, that I had chewed the plastic.

  • Mouth -- I was, like, chewing on the mouth thing,

  • and it cut my lip open.

  • So, I had, like, a bloody mouth and --

  • kid in a sweatshirt, Batman, and I jumped off a stoop

  • after I got candy.

  • And I go, "I'm Batman" or whatever,

  • and I jumped off, and it was so cheap

  • that the costume just ripped. [ Light laughter ]

  • I had, like, jeans on underneath,

  • but I ended up just being a kid in jeans and a t-shirt.

  • -With a mouth -- -With a bloody lip.

  • -Sweatshirt, jeans -- -Yeah, and a bloody lip. Yeah.

  • That was probably the worst one.

  • But I don't know, I've had bad ones.

  • This first one here is from @JodieColombo.

  • -Ooh! -She says,

  • "My grandmother wrapped my cousin up in tinfoil

  • for Halloween and said he was a Hershey's Kiss,

  • everyone thought he was leftovers."

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

  • -Come on!

  • [ Applause ]

  • Leftovers are good costumes.

  • -I'm going as old lasagna. [ Light laughter ]

  • This one is from @MemeFinder69.

  • [ Audience oohs ]

  • -Wow. [ Laughs ] What?

  • I hope that was for "MemeFinder."

  • -Yeah, he was probably born in 1969.

  • -Yeah, sure.

  • -He says, "I went as a hand last Halloween.

  • I spent the whole night getting hit in the face."

  • Like... High five, high five.

  • Ow. [ Smack ]

  • High five. Ow. [ Smack ]

  • High five. Ow. [ Smack ]

  • [ Laughter ]

  • High five, nerd. [ Smack ]

  • Ow.

  • -MemeFinder.

  • -This one's from @RachelLees.

  • She says, "In 2017 we all went out as a family group

  • of superheroes -- Superman, Supergirl, and Wonder Woman.

  • At the last second, my youngest demanded she dress as poop."

  • [ Laughter ]

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

  • -Come on, Superpoop.

  • -This one's from @KellytheWalsh.

  • She said, "I got 50 people at my high school to wear all gray

  • and sunglasses so we could be 50 Shades of Grey.

  • I was told it wasn't school appropriate,

  • and we had to enter the costume contest as pavement."

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

  • That's pretty good. -Yeah.

  • -I like that one. -You're not going to win, kid.

  • -Sexy pavement. [ Laughter ]

  • This one's from @ms-emily-allen.

  • She says, "I dressed as Ariana Grande

  • for a Halloween party.

  • On the street, a kid yelled, "Look, Mom, it's old Ariana.'"

  • [ Laughter ]

  • There's no need for that.

  • -Thank you, next. [ Laughter ]

  • This one's from @JoAnnNJ1.

  • Says, "I'm a teacher,

  • and our school Halloween parade was that day.

  • I grabbed a cat costume from the first store I passed.

  • Halfway through the parade another teacher told me

  • it said "naughty little kitty" on the back.

  • -Oh. [ Laughter and applause ]

  • -Uh, Miss Palmer. -Excuse me.

  • -This last one here is from @RickEGreen.

  • He says, last year I strapped a bicycle tire to my neck

  • and just sit next to the couples all night,

  • I was the third wheel. -Oh.

  • -There you go. There you have it,

  • those are our "Tonight Show Hashtags."

  • To check our more of our favorites,

  • go to tonightshow.com/hashtags.

-I remember my -- I'm trying to think of my worst costume.

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