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Can you see me by the way?
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- Uh, yeah. - Okay, good.
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Cause I just was wondering, can I just...
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Didn't you just get Lasik surgery?
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I did, how do you know that?
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No, I know, you got Lasik surgery, which is a major surgery.
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It is, yeah, but, um...
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I did, but I don't, I don't even tell people that. - But you can see me perfect? I just want to make sure, yeah.
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No, it was great, I really can see very well.
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Do you take painkillers or anything when you do that stuff?
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Well, I mean, do they give you like laughing gas or something?
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- They definitely give you some pretty hard-core pills after you have a laser in your eye. - Yeah.
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What is going on?
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I'm just saying, so post-surgery, you're a little loopy, you know.
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You have things in your eyes, and...
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What's happening right now?
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Your mom may or may not have videotaped you after surgery.
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And she gave us the video.
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For the television?
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Wait, this is a world premiere.
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You gotta check this out.
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This is Taylor Swift, post-surgery.
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You were, like, freaking out over a banana.
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Anyway, here's Taylor at home after her Lasik surgery!
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Video taken by her mom, take a look at this.
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This is real.
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Okay, so, she found a snack.
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That wasn't the one I wanted.
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Stop, you can't cry.
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That's not supposed to be what you're doing.
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- I tried to get this one. - Okay, I'm gonna get the other one for you.
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Okay.
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I wanted this one, but what do we do with this now?
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I'll eat it. I'll eat it.
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- It's mine. - But it doesn't have a head.
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Honey, it's fine, I don't need a head.
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Okay, I'm crying, I'm fine.
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Don't, you don't want to cry.
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That's not what you want to do.
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Sometimes it doesn't go your way.
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Don't fall asleep eating a banana, okay?
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I'm not asleep.
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My mind is alive!
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Okay.
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Don't be mad, don't be mad.
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Don't be mad at me, don't be mad at me.
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I made some calls.
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- Oh, my God! - I may have made some calls.
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-That's on television. - Me and your mom...
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You go, "This one doesn't have a head, what are we gonna do with it?"
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- Me and your mom stayed in touch. - Wait!
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She was kind enough to drive me there, but cruel enough to film it and give it to you?
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Yes, that's what, that's what a good mom does.
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I love you, Mom!
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That's what a good mom does.
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I was, you notice the, I had these goggles on, which are really high fashion.
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But then they had to tape it to my head.
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Yeah, and you're not allowed to cry.
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- And just, oh, the whole thing was so funny. - But I was crying, I think, over a banana.
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- Oh, my gosh. - Oh, my God.
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Anyways, tell your mom thanks again for that.
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She's the best.
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You know what, I'm gonna tell her something.
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Let's talk "Saturday Night Live."
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You're on "SNL."
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You're great on "Saturday Night Live."
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And you're good at live.
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Last time I saw you was at the "Time 100."
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I'm sorry, I can't think about anything else.
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- I had like, okay, I had like... - Dude, it's my favorite, we watched it in the office like 20 times today.
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I'm like, "Oh, my God."
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This is not real, I can't believe we have this footage.
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You're like, going like, "But this is the wrong one, I wanted the other..."
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You're like, "What do we do with this banana?"
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And she's like, "I'll take care of it."
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- You go, "But this doesn't have a..." - But its head is gone!
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It doesn't have a head, oh, my gosh.
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It just was so cute, It made me laugh.
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Well, okay, so, I was at a party, like, a couple months ago, and I had like two and a half mojitos.
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And then the next day, drunk, #DrunkTaylor was like number-one trending on Twitter.
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Yeah, I saw that.
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Because, you know, I go, like, from zero to legitimately thinking I'm a wizard within like two drinks.
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- I'm a wizard, yeah. - Like, really thinking like...
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You were fun, though.
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You were dancing around doing...dancing to your songs.
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Yeah, but thinking about the fact that that went as far as it did, and then we've got this happening...
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- This would be, this is Lasik... - that you've done this now.
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This is Lasik lover, #LasikLover.
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- #LasikLover, um, "SNL" - I can't even be mad.
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I'm just impressed that you infiltrated my family.
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I don't even know how you did that.
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Nobody has my mom's number, like, how did...
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Yeah, I asked for your mom's number.
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But, yeah, we've been friends for years.
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Oh, well, you know, news to me.
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This is great.
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What songs are you doing on "SNL"?
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Can you say? Have you said?
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- Yeah, I'm fine with saying. - You can?
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- I mean, I'll tell, well, you know, we gotta be a little cryptic, just 'cause it's fun.
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- But I'll probably do "Lover." - Want to point at them?
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I'll do "Lover," but in a way that I haven't performed it before, which ...
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And then I'm gonna do a song that I have never performed before at all, live.
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Wow! That's a scoop!
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I'll take that scoop.
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Taylor Swift, everybody.