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  • Class, we're gonna try something a little bit different today.

  • No books, no homework...just ideas.

  • O Captain! My Captain!

  • Awesome.

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  • Mr. Berke, can I please go to the bathroom?

  • I don't know, CAN you?

  • Fine. May I go?

  • I don't know, may you?

  • Yes, I can physically go to the bathroom.

  • Now may I please go?

  • Whatever. Just go, I guess.

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  • Chapter three: Your Vagina and You.

  • Really, ladies? Passing notes.

  • Let's just see what was so important it couldn't wait until after...

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  • Katie is such a b**ch sl*t!

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  • Like, we totally have to discuss.

  • Wait? What?

  • - That sl*t what? - Huh?

  • - Sorry, wh*re what? - I...I don't...

  • - Basic b**ch says what? - Really?

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  • All right, guys, before we get started, we need to have a conversation about safety, okay?

  • You need to be safe around saws or this could happen to you!

  • I'm just kidding, guys.

  • But for reals, you need to be careful while...

  • Teacher.

  • Okay, class, so none of you want to be inspired by poetry.

  • I get it.

  • So how about we... watch a movie!

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  • Why would we watch a movie?

  • We came here to learn, d*ckhead.

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  • And don't forget that you have essays due on Thursday.

  • Class dismissed.

  • I'm so happy you stayed after class, Bobby.

  • I think we can learn a lot from each other.

  • Uh, cool, but can we hurry it up?

  • My parents are throwing me a surprise 18th birthday party.

  • Wait... you're 18?

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  • All right, class, today we're going to talk about being safe when we have intercourse.

  • Uh, too late, b*tch.

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  • Eyes on your own paper, Mr. Thompson!

  • No backtalk!

  • Showing our ankles to the public, are we, Miss Lancaster?

  • Touch me with that ruler, and it's your job, old man.

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  • You can't get away with that sh*t anymore.

  • That sounds precisely like something a witch would say!

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  • She's a witch!

  • Take her away!

  • The trial is at dusk.

  • - A witch! - What the hell?!

  • I don't get any of these jokes because I'm homeschooled!

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Class, we're gonna try something a little bit different today.

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    Estelle   posted on 2019/09/27
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