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  • (upbeat music)

  • - Next.

  • Checking in?

  • - You know it.

  • - Go ahead and place any bags or pets on the scale please.

  • - No problem.

  • (screeching)

  • - I can not allow that animal to board the plane.

  • - Oh, no, no, no, it's okay, it's okay.

  • She's a service animal.

  • - She's a dinosaur.

  • - I mean, he needs her for emotional support.

  • (thumping)

  • - No. -Yes, please.

  • We're not just one of those bogus a-hole couples.

  • I get anxiety and I need her to calm me down.

  • - A word, 'cause I'm getting anxiety just standing here.

  • (screeching)

  • - Shh.

  • I was with her at birth.

  • And I've been separated from her one time

  • and I will not let that happen again.

  • - He wouldn't have the courage to talk to you right now

  • if she weren't here.

  • - Exactly.

  • - He's the most cowardly man you've ever seen.

  • - Well. - It's so unattractive.

  • - Okay, that's really helping.

  • Listen, I didn't wanna do this,

  • but I read the bylaws and there's no specific rules

  • stating that I can't have a dinosaur on your plane.

  • So, load her up. (screeching)

  • - It could kill everyone on board.

  • - Name one person who was killed by a dinosaur.

  • - What about at that park they keep having to close down?

  • - What park?

  • - We don't know what you're talking about.

  • - Look, I wanna help you, but I have to at least know

  • that you have some control over the animal.

  • - You wanna see control?

  • I'll show you control.

  • - She's highly trained.

  • Watch.

  • (screeching)

  • - No, that's wrong.

  • That's just, she's super submissive.

  • - Oh really?

  • - Oh yeah. - Yeah.

  • - Sit.

  • (screeching)

  • - Come on, you have to say with authority.

  • Watch.

  • Blue, go full beast mode.

  • (screeching)

  • - Very good, honey.

  • Blue, eat your pole.

  • Huh?

  • - You're just saying things she's already doing.

  • - Blue, stay!

  • See, she's understand.

  • - She's in a kennel, where's she --

  • (screeching)

  • Oh no!

  • - Here we go.

  • - Can I speak with your supervisor?

  • - Hi, I'm Raphael from CollegeHumor.

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  • And if you could just click here,

  • it would really satisfy my OCD.

  • (sighs)

  • Thanks a lot, that really hit the spot.

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    Ingrid posted on 2019/08/20
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