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  • Ever since I was a young boy growing up in Brooklyn, I have loved Spider-Man.

  • I read the comics.

  • I had the lunchbox.

  • I slept on a Spider-Man pillow until I was married, I think.

  • [laughter]

  • And now a dream I had on that pillow is about to come true.

  • Because on July 2, I will be part of the new Spider-Man movie.

  • Thank you.

  • [applause]

  • Now, usually Marvel is very secretive about the footage, releasing scenes from these movies.

  • But in this case, for some reason, they were OK with me showing this exclusive extended excelsior scene from Spider-Man: Far From Home.

  • [music playing]

  • [ding]

  • Hey, Joe.

  • Picking up.

  • Hey, Peter Parker, my number one customer.

  • [applause]

  • Fourth time this week.

  • Yeah, well, you know me.

  • I just love dry cleaning.

  • That's what I love about you.

  • A lot of these Millennials, they don't care about dry cleaning.

  • They've got washing machines.

  • - It's disgusting, quite frankly. It really is. - It's sad, it's really sad.

  • Anyway, let me get your stuff here.

  • Oh.

  • That's you, right?

  • [laughter]

  • - That's me, yes. - All right.

  • Thank you so much. Oh my god.

  • Hey, kid, listen.

  • It's, uh, not my business to get into your personal balls or whatever.

  • But can I ask you a question?

  • Mmm, yeah, sure.

  • Why you get your pajamas cleaned every two days?

  • [laughter]

  • Because I, uh--I sweat a lot when I sleep.

  • I have a sweaty syndrome.

  • - Sweaty sleep syndrome. - You're a sweaty Betty.

  • [laughter] That's right.

  • That's correct.

  • My brother was like that, you know.

  • - He was? Shame. - Oh, yeah.

  • He used to-- it was like a puddle.

  • [laughter] We slept on bunk beds.

  • He'd be on top dripping on me all night.

  • - Oh, man. - It's disgusting.

  • It's not good.

  • What about the holes?

  • The hole-- the holes?

  • Yeah, the holes.

  • It almost looked like if, uh, some kind of a mechanical octopus arm had taken a chunk out of the fabric.

  • [laughter]

  • That's easy to explain.

  • Um, it's the, uh, um--

  • - Moths? - Moths.

  • - Massive moths, right. - That's what I thought it was.

  • Anyway, I don't see my mask in here.

  • Do you have my mask?

  • Oh, Connie, where's his mask?

  • Under the counter, stupid.

  • [laughter]

  • Underneath-- oh, all right. All right.

  • - Hey, Connie. - Oh, here we go.

  • That's you, right?

  • No, that's Matt's mask.

  • Mine's the one with the white eyes.

  • Oh, right, right, right, right, right.

  • All right, here you go.

  • That's Wade's mask.

  • White eyes with--

  • Connie, it's Wade's mask.

  • OK, I don't care.

  • Red one. Little red.

  • White eyes. That's you, right?

  • Yeah, that's the one. Thank you.

  • - Thank you. - Beautiful.

  • All right.

  • Breaking news.

  • New York's very own Spider-Man swung into action this afternoon on the Brooklyn Bridge, saving a bus full of senior citizens from certain death.

  • Thanks to the masked hero's efforts, all 35 people on the bus returned home safely.

  • [ominous music playing]

  • That nutball on TV, he's got the same goofy PJs you got.

  • He does.

  • Hey, I know what's going on here.

  • You are an influencer.

  • [laughter]

  • What are you on, Instagram or Snapface?

  • Snapface.

  • Yeah.

  • Connie, he's on Snapface.

  • Oh, I like Snapface.

  • [laughter]

  • Hey, give the place a little plug maybe?

  • - For sure. - That'd be great.

  • Absolutely.

  • You truly are the best, and most gullible, dry cleaner in all of New York.

  • That's what they say.

  • - That's what they say. - All right.

  • - I'll see you tomorrow, kid. - I'll see you tomorrow.

  • Oh, hey, tell your buddy Banner to get some bigger pants.

  • He's busting through them like crazy.

  • [laughter]

  • He's pretty angry, but I'll try and tell him.

  • I'm not a miracle worker.

  • Yes, you are, Joe.

  • See you later.

  • Thanks, kid.

  • Hey, Connie, let's go in the back and make love.

  • OK, Joe.

  • [laughter]

  • [music playing]

  • [applause]

  • Thanks, everybody.

  • I'm pretty happy with myself too.

  • Thanks.

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Ever since I was a young boy growing up in Brooklyn, I have loved Spider-Man.

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