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- Hi, we're Joel and Lia.
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- And today's video is questions for Italy
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or questions for Italians.
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(vocalizing)
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- You guys know we haven't done of these for so long.
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We've got a series, questions for, dot dot dot
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and we've neglected it.
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- I know.
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When we started the series on our channel
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so that we could like, you know, keep coming back to them
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when we needed video ideas, and we just completely forgot.
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- We completely forgot. - Completely forgot.
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- But lots of Italians watch us.
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Well not lots, but quite a few.
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- A few.
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- And I see those comments most often, like,
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do this for Italy, do this for Italy.
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So here we are, we've got eight questions for you guys.
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- And you're gonna love them.
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- Yeah, you're gonna love them.
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And for any Americans watching,
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I'm sure you're a little bit Italian.
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- Everyone's a little bit Italian.
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- Like literally even I'm guilty
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of saying that all the time.
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I don't even know what my heritage is.
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But I'm like, I think I'm a bit Italian.
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- If anyone from like English, English?
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Ancestry.com is watching this, we're so up for a collab.
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- So up for a collab.
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- If he wants to spit in a tube
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and find out where he's from, he should.
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Allow him, allow him.
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- Yeah, allow me to spit into or pee in a cup.
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Do they do pee? - Yeah, no.
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- Just spit. - That's for STIs.
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- Oh, yeah.
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(laughing)
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- Got loads of those.
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No, I haven't, I haven't. - He hasn't.
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Question number one for Italians.
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Is it true that all Italians love coffee?
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- I feel like in the same way
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that everyone stereotypes Brits as loving tea.
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- Yeah.
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- The same is true of coffee and Italians
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because that's where they came from, cappuccino.
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- Yeah, coffee shops in the UK came from Italian migrants.
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- Yeah, like Caffe Nero.
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- Yeah, which my dad swears is called Caffe Nero
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because nero means water.
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And he's like you have a coffee and you have water.
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He's like, and I'm like, no, Dad, it's Caffe Nero.
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And he's like it's Caffe Nero.
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- I thought it was named after the Greek god, Nero.
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- Is it?
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- Or something, or king, he was a king or something
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and he like murdered loads of people.
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- Is this not like some sort of like Roman thing?
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I should know with Greek Gods but I don't.
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- Anyway, does Nero mean anything in Italian?
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- Yeah. - It's probably Italian.
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So they should probably know.
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- They should probably know that, yeah.
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- So that's the first question.
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- Yeah, do you all love coffee?
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Also you're the only Brit I know that doesn't like tea.
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- Yeah.
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- And I'm probably the only English person you know
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that doesn't like coffee.
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- Yeah, it's weird. - Can't love it.
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- We're like yin and yang.
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- Yin and yang, doesn't like.
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- Tea. - Tea.
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- Can't, body doesn't like coffee.
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- I just burped.
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- I know, that was fantastic, yeah, well done job.
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- So the next one sounds like it's gonna be offensive
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but it's not, I genuinely want to know.
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Is 'mamma mia' a phrase you guys say,
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'cause it's in all the cartoons.
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I think it's in like, what's the film?
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Lady and the Tramp in the Italian restaurant.
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- Yeah.
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- Like just in the same way my Italian friend
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says apparently this is done more
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out of like anger or something.
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It's like they don't really do this
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but if they're trying to explain something
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then they might do that.
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- Okay.
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- Is it really offensive, like to do an impression
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of an Italian and go like that?
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- Oh yeah, exactly. - That's offensive, isn't it?
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah because it's like,
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yeah, like a stereotype.
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- But you know what, we speak with our hands a lot.
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- Oh we speak with our hands a lot.
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- So much, constantly talking with our hands so maybe.
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- Yeah, well that was the next one.
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Do you talk with your hands a lot?
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That's part of the third question.
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- Oh yeah but going back to mamma mia,
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what does it even mean?
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- What does mamma mia mean?
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- What does mamma, there's a film called Mamma Mia.
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- Yeah, there's that. - What does mamma mia mean?
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- What does it mean, and yeah, the hands.
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I don't, also my Italian friend, he said,
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I think there was a gesture that meant,
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like, oh you're such a wuss.
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I think it was this.
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- Oh is it?
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- Yeah 'cause I always get confused
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whenever he would do that or do that.
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And I think it meant like you're a wuss or something.
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What does it mean?
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I can't remember.
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I haven't seen him for years.
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- Tickle the balls. - Tickle the balls.
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(laughing)
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- Kidding. - So gross.
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I don't know or maybe it's that, not that the wiggle.
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Maybe it's that, can't remember.
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Let us know, that's question two and three.
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What does mamma mia mean, do you say it,
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and do you use your hands a lot when you talk?
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- I was about to ask the most dumb question.
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- What?
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- Is sign language different in Italian?
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- Well yeah obviously so you've got BSL,
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British Sign Language, ASL, American Sign Language.
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- Oh I thought sign language was everything.
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- No, they're all different.
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- Oh so why can't they make sign language for world,
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why isn't sign language one language?
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- It just doesn't exist like that.
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- No, it just don't exist.
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- Of course, yeah, 'cause. - Very stupid question.
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- Oh so it's not a stupid question.
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- Oh no, yeah, they would have thought they were all in one.
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- Cause they all are, yeah, in my head
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I thought sign language was one language.
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- So you can have, you speak sign.
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- Yeah, you speak sign.
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- But you don't, oh god.
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- I really wanna learn sign language.
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I did some of it at my old job.
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I had a training day with sign language.
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So I really want to learn it.
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'Cause so many people don't speak sign.
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- Don't sign.
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- Yeah, they don't sign. - They don't sign.
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- So it's really sad because like if that's your only way
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of communicating, then you don't have people to talk to.
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So I want to learn just so I can,
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if I meet someone I can like make them feel less alone.
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- Aww, that's lovely, Joel. - Thanks.
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- That should be your next skill share.
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- Yeah, yeah, that'd be great, learning sign language.
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Talking about hands, that's also why I think,
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so my family, their heritage is sort of unknown.
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'Cause my family on my mom's side come from Romani Gypsies
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which mean they could kinda be from anywhere.
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I tend to think that they're probably Italian
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because people firstly mistake me as Italian or Spanish.
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- Yeah.
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- Or I use my hands so much,
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my parents make fun of me all the time.
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I'll be talking, they'll all start laughing
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and I'm like what now?
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They're like oh on your laptop, were you?
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Oh, you just went to the shops, did you?
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like laughing at me and I'm like, I'm sorry I used my hands.
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- Do you say, I need to write an email on my laptop?
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- Yeah, I'm like, so the other day I was just writing
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an email and then I had to go see Lia,
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and they're just like killing themselves laughing.
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And like I'm just like well there is no point
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in me even speaking.
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- So you're like I'm not even going to tell you this story.
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- I'm not even going to tell you this story.
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- 'Cause you're not listening to the story.
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You're just watching my hands.
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- What's the point in telling a story without hand gestures?
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- There's no point whatsoever because if someone dips out
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at least they can get. - Yeah.
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- Like I'm doing it for their benefit.
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- Yeah.
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- And also 'cause it's a habit.
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- And also I feel it's because we're visual people as well.
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Like when I explained it to them I was like,
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it's because in my head when I'm saying to you,
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I was doing some work on my laptop,
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I'm literally seeing in my mind's eye me on my laptop.
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And like it's just that's what I do when I say things.
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I'm thinking visually of what it is.
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- Exactly, and also if you were to make someone retell
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a story, if you told me five things you did today
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but you did an action for all of them,
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I'd 100% be able to tell you all the five things.
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But if you just told me, went to the shops,
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went to the gym, I would forget.
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- But they said, they were like,
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it's 'cause you're a Youtuber,
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because it makes videos more interesting, doesn't it?
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And I was like no, no, it doesn't.
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- No, it doesn't.
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- People subscribe for our personalities.
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Not the hand gestures - Not for our sign language.
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- Anyway. - Anyway.
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- We digress.
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- Rant over. - Rant over.
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Sorry I'm getting hot under the collar.
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- Quite.
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Is the Vespa, the Vespa. - The Vespa.
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- Is a Vespa the most popular form of transport in Italy?
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- Yeah.
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- Does everyone go around on their Vespa bike?
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Is it your goal to have a little Vespa and scoot around on?
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I'd love to toot around on a Vespa.
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- Toot.
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Toot! Toot! - Toot, toot, toot!
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Imagine me pulling up at your house.
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- Yeah, in the Vespa with your helmet on.
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- Toot, toot, darling.
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- Hop on! - I'm on a Vespa.
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(laughing)
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- But you see it in all the films
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like in Rome or Milan or whatever.
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And they're just like going around on a Vespa.
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It looks really fun but really dangerous.
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- Really dangerous but also really cool.
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- Yeah, very cool.
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- I feel like cool maybe comes before danger in Italy.
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- Yeah.
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- It's like, Vespa, no helmet on.
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I don't endorse that, by the way.
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- Yeah, no, oh no. - Oh no.
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- Well that links on to the other thing
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about Italians being cool slash sexy.
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Because I've never met an Italian girl or guy
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who isn't gorgeous.
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- Yeah, I know, there's not.
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(laughing)
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There's not a Italian person I've met
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who's not good-looking.
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- Yeah.
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- They're striking people, aren't they, gorgeous.
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- Great skin tone. - They go out in the sun.
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- Lovely dark hair.