We're here at Asda in the green glow

and we're gonna do some Christmas shopping

in the British Walmart.

- Exactly what he said, follow us.

This is the entrance, the grand entrance.

- [Joel] Oh wow!

- Oh my days!

- [Joel] So first things, mince pies and muffins. (laughs)

- Oh yeah!

- [Joel] Love it!

- I can see security eyeing us up.

- [Joel] Oh wow.

- The legendary, the one and only

- [Joel] Mezza Bezza!

- Mezza Bezza.

- [Joel] She is just the queen of UK baking.

- [Joel] That looks nice.

- [Lia] That looks nice!

It's a little bit of poussin

- [Joel] Poussin!

- With aioli.

- [Joel] Or just chicken.

- Or just chicken.

Mezza Bezza.

- So I wonder what scandal's gonna happen in here today,

no trying on clothes, okay?

- Oh no I wouldn't, I wouldn't go near a jacket ever again.

- Do you know, some people,

when you said it in the latest video, someone was like,

"No, I think that moment is like the most iconic moment

of Lia just trying on a jacket

and wearing it round a store".

- Is that more iconic than carrots?

Let us know in the poll!

- Yeah, let us know!

Oh my gosh, look at this cheese fondue.

- [Lia] Oh yeah.

- Ah! Or baked, that's huge!

Baked camembert, that's a whole baked camembert?

- [Lia] Joel, don't act like we couldn't hoover that

in like, one sitting.

- No I've never seen it this big,

normally it's like, that big.

Look how big that is.

- [Lia] That's massive.

- All of this festive cheese, I love.

Waxed cheese, do Americans have waxed cheese?

Probably not.

- [Lia] What's your favorite?

- Cheddar with plum chutney, Wensleydale with cranberries.

Ew! Wensleydale with salted caramel and white chocolate!

- [Lia] That's insane.

- That's ridiculous.

I wanna try it.

- [Lia] That sounds so nice.

- They're all a pound, that's great.

- [Lia] Oh my gosh, what's that?

That's a gingerbread

- [Joel] Gingerbread Yorkshire Wensleydale?

That's amazing.

Look, pheasant pâté.

- [Lia] Pheasant pâté, oh my gosh!

- We always have these at Christmas in the Wood household,

do you have these? - [Lia] Don't like 'em.

- You don't like them?

- [Lia] We always have them I don't like them.

I don't reach for them at all.

- I'm always just eating them at Christmas,

opening the fridge, raiding it, shoving them in

and Mum's like, "Where've they gone?"

- [Lia] Explain what they are.

- It's just like cream cheese with like,

herbs and stuff on it.

Delicious!

- [Lia] Stunning.

- Stunning!

- [Lia] So far, nothing in the basket.

- [Joel] With the tinsel?

- [Lia] Yeah, go on then.

- They've tried to decorate it nicely

but it just hasn't worked.

(Lia laughs)

- Look at all these tacky decorations!

(Lia laughs)

My Nan would've loved this.

- [Lia] I would, I'd like that as well, it's lovely.

- Really, to go on top of the Christmas tree?

It's lovely, isn't it? - [Lia] It's lovely!

- I mean, it's not to my taste but my family members,

some of them would love this, so

- [Lia] How much is that? £5?

- £5.

- [Lia] I love guessing prices!

Yes, yes, yes.

It's not tacky Joel, it's cute!

- No that's nice, just this is tacky.

- [Lia] Aww!

- Or these, the foil garlands.

- [Lia] Oh my gosh, is that a burger?

- [Joel] Oh my gosh, that's amazing!

- [Lia] That's so funny!

- [Joel] That's so good!

- Do you know what, I know how much you love burgers

so I'm giving you a burger bauble!

- [Joel] I'm giving you a burger!

- Oh my god, Joel, burger nips for me!

- [Joel] Yeah! Two for you.

Look I just saw, the cupcake is more my vibe.

(laughs)

- This is the kind of decoration

for someone who thinks they're like really classy

and thinks they're like a Mrs Clause, a sexy Mrs Clause,

but it's just tat.

- It's just tat, that's the thing.

It's always dangerous, us giving our opinion on things

'cause if any of you guys have it at home,

you'll be like, "What? I love that."

- This looks fun.

- But it's just our personal opinion guys,

don't get triggered!

- Snow spray!

The only thing that should be in a tin, not cheese.

Snow spray!

- [Joel] Not cheese?

- [Lia] Oh snow spray! There you go!

- [Customer] Thank you!

- That's alright, always helping the nation.

- [Joel] These are what lonely people buy,

I need one of these.

Just for my lonely bedroom.

- I think they're so cute!

- [Joel] Aren't they?

- [Lia] I'd have that in the living room.

- [Joel] Yeah I like the white one and I like the green,

but not the pink or blue.

- Yeah, that's what you get like for a kid

that's got a pink bedroom.

- I just love that we left our trolley in the way

and a woman like pushed it out of the way.

- [Lia] Really?

- [Joel] Joel and Lia messing with shoppers.

- Just classic us, we're like yeah yeah yeah.

- [Joel] Yeah, just taking over the whole supermarket.

I wonder how much hate we're gonna get on this video?

Love it!

- Joel, probably quite a lot.

- [Joel] Probably quite a lot.

- Just to get something clear, nothing against Asda,

I would do my shop in Asda, I would do my weekly shop here.

- Yeah, Asda's the best!

Where my parents live there's a massive Asda nearby

so I've always grown up coming to Asda, love it.

- Yeah, I think Asda's better than Tesco anyway.

It just feels cleaner.

Yeah, oh yeah, I prefer Asda to Tesco, definitely.

And you get bigger bargains.

- Bigger bargains!

- Bigger bargains.

- I know that it's not Christmassy

but I'm gonna have to go down the cleaning aisle

in a minute, need to clean up my life.

- [Joel] Yeah you do.

(festive music)

This is the reduced shelf but as you can see,

it's been raided, there's nothing left really.

What are you doing?

- It's for when you try and get your whites white again.

- [Joel] Oh, you chuck a bit of bleach in there?

- Get your bowl, get a bit of thin bleach in there,

not a lot

- [Joel] Why thin and not thick?

- Thick one's more like toilet gel, I think.

- [Joel] Oh!

- Thin gel, like you can, thin gel?

Thin bleach you can do a lot with.

Also like, just general cleaning things,

like I wanna get my mop white again.

- [Joel] Quality content guys!

Lia's mop!

- My mop, it's gone all yellow.

- [Joel] If you're interested in Lia's mop, then

- If you're interested in a cleaning channel, thumbs up!

(laughs)

- [Joel] Look at these pancakes!

See guys, you think that we don't do American pancakes,

we do.

- [Lia] Oh, I'm not interested in the pancakes like that.

- [Joel] White chocolate pancakes.

Are you not? You like the crepes.

- [Lia] I like the crepes.

- [Joel] Crepes.

See, they're all thick thick thick thick thick thick.

- [Lia] Milk chocolate.

- [Joel] Mmm nice!

- [Lia] Mmm nice!

- [Joel] That's the bakery, guys.

- [Lia] Joel imagine that, filled in the middle,

Nutella, Nutella, Nutella, Nutella,

would you eat it?

- [Joel] Yeah.

- Your little face then!

You were like, "Yeah."

- [Joel] Delicious!

- And then some berries on top.

- [Joel] Not berries no, syrup.

- Syrup!

- Syrup, make it even sweeter.

I'd love it.

You can make your own cookies,

we've literally just done that.

- [Lia] Oh my gosh, Joel!

That's what we did today!

- [Joel] Yeah!

We ate this, didn't we?

- [Lia] Ah! We ate that in a mukbang.

- [Joel] Yeah, a mukbang, but it wasn't great, was it?

- [Lia] How do people say that word? Mukbang.

- [Joel] I say muk bang but they say muk bung?

Oh my gosh!

What is that?

Heinz ketchup?

- We got sent some mayonnaise by this brand

and they gave us one.

- They gave us one mayonnaise.

- Thanks Hellmann's, very generous.

- Thanks for your one, oh no that was Heinz.

- No, it was Hellmann's.

- Yeah, but that was just Heinz.

- Oh that's Heinz, oh yeah. - Sorry, I just dissed them.

- Oh Heinz would be very generous, I'm sure.

- Heinz would be very generous.

If Heinz are watching this, we love baked beans!

- We love Heinz and baked beans!

- Especially baked beans!

- But yeah, we're on our way to get loo roll,

Lia didn't want this in the vlog but it's going in,

we're gonna see what she wipes her bum with, guys!

- Let's see what loo roll she chooses, guys!

Where is the loo roll?

- [Joel] Not in this section.

We're lost.

Look at this, Prosecco.

- [Lia] So you've got Pinot Noir Rosé,

Prosecco which costs £12 a bottle!

- [Joel] I would always avoid buying Prosecco

that's in a shiny bottle like this

'cause I think they've put too much effort to the bottle

and not enough to the actual Prosecco.

- [Lia] We'd probably drink that or we'd get that.

- [Joel] Oh yeah!

- [Lia] That's very Soho House.

- [Joel] I mean, it's kind of what I just said

about putting effort into the bottle

but still, this looks classier than that.

- [Lia] Yeah, if I turned up with that,