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  • Hey guys!

  • So a lot of you guys already know

  • but I used to be a huge gamer almost to the point of addiction.

  • Cuz I'm one of those people that once I really get into something,

  • I go one-hundred percent

  • I get super into it.

  • Well, in the past few years I actually haven't played many games at all.

  • I purposefully stopped myself from buying games

  • because I- I mean I was like a drug addict.

  • If the game is in my house, I'm gonna play it.

  • No matter how hard I try to. Even if someone hides it for me

  • I'm gonna fi- I'm gonna sniff it out.

  • I guess that would make me more like a dog actually.

  • But like a drug addict dog.

  • And then the drugs are games,

  • and... it's a gaming dog.

  • What?

  • What am I talking about?

  • Like I was saying before I so rudely interrupted myself,

  • I haven't played or gotten into gaming in a very long time.

  • Up until recently.

  • That's right, I relapsed.

  • I mean it's definitely not as bad as before

  • but I once again gave into my demon that is gaming.

  • And even though it's been a while I think

  • because I was so into gaming in the past that

  • once I started gaming again, it was just like riding a bike.

  • I went through all the stages that most gamers go through

  • in less than a week.

  • If you ever really got into a game

  • you know exactly what stages I'm talking about.

  • Stage one is like when you first start playing and you're all like:

  • I don't get it, I'm just playing for fun.

  • oh I died? Haha who cares?

  • Stage two you're like:

  • Yeah I kinda got it, this is starting to get fun, yeah.

  • Stage three:

  • Got it down. I am starting to get pretty good.

  • Stage four:

  • I am really good actually wow.

  • Stage five:

  • I am... damn good! This is getting serious,

  • this is not a game anymore.

  • And of course, Stage six:

  • THIS IS NOT A GAME ANYMORE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

  • If you ever really been into gaming, you know exactly what I'm talking about.

  • Don't even try to deny it,

  • there's nothing to be embarrassed about, it happens to the best of us.

  • THE BEST OF US!

  • Anyway,

  • If you guys don't already know I make these videos off things that really inspire me.

  • And after such a long time, playing online has really inspired me.

  • Not the games, but the people.

  • The gaming world can be the most fun place ever.

  • But at the same time, if you're going to join it,

  • you also have to deal with the most annoying people ever.

  • The thing is, when I was playing video games a few years ago it was already bad.

  • It is worse now.

  • There was always the same types of annoying people,

  • but now there's just more of them.

  • And that's why today I'm going to be talking about

  • the most annoying gamers on the internet.

  • MAGOTI

  • It makes way more sense to say "Most annoying gamers online."

  • But MAGO just sounds dumb...

  • MAGOTI

  • And because I already know I'm going to get comments about this, before I get started;

  • I know a lot of these examples are gonna be geared around guys,

  • and it's not meant to be sexist at all.

  • I know gaming isn't all guys, there's girl gamers too, alright?

  • But these were inspired from real personal experiences,

  • and majority of the time, if not... all the time, it was a guy.

  • And let's just be real, there are more guy gamers than there are girls.

  • At least for the games I'm going to be talking about.

  • It's not sexist, it's just a fact.

  • That sounded bad; it's not-

  • that wasn't sexist, I- what- you

  • I'm scared.

  • Gender Equality!

  • So this is the most obvious one, so I'll just get it out of the way.

  • At this point, everybody knows what a Troll is,

  • you don't have to be a gamer to know what that is.

  • "To upset or anger other people."

  • There are Trolls everywhere, but in gaming they are the most successful.

  • Not only can they annoy you with words,

  • But in a way they can also annoy you physically.

  • Like they can actually ruin gameplay by doing things like:

  • Purposefully blocking you so you can't move anywhere,

  • or friendly-firing: when you hurt your own teammates.

  • And of course you can't forget that Trolls also love to verbally annoy you as well.

  • They pretty much all just use the same nine-year-old tactics.

  • Like mocking everything you say in a stupid voice.

  • C'mon dude, we've gotta go get that flag.

  • "Get the flag." No, seriously dude "Seriously dude."

  • Stop mocking me! "Stop mocking me!"

  • [Groan] [Laugh]

  • Or saying the lamest "Your mom" jokes.

  • Dude, you got any flashbangs?

  • I'll flashbang your mom.

  • Dude, that's gross.

  • Your mom's gross.

  • C'mon dude, I don't even have a mom.

  • Your mom is...

  • Sorry man.

  • It's okay dude, it happens to the best of us.

  • Your mom is the best.

  • This next guy I call the Shitake Mushroom

  • because mushrooms are a fungus, and that's exactly what this guy is.

  • A [Bleep]talking fungus that is a menace to the game.

  • Unlike the Troll, Shitake Mushrooms aren't trying to ruin the game for you.

  • They take the game seriously.

  • So seriously the moment something bad happens they begin to Shitake the entire rest of the game.

  • I actually think these guys are even more stupid than the Trolls.

  • Cuz almost every single one of them uses the exact same,

  • unoriginal, overly used insults and phrases every single time.

  • "Speak English you Chinese mother[Bleep]!"

  • "Speak English you gay mother[Bleep]!"

  • Yeah, I'm from the US, but I'm not gonna lie.

  • The majority of the Shitake Mushrooms that I came across,

  • Ninety percent American.

  • But that also could just be the server I play in, so...

  • Or maybe that's just because I can't understand the other languages,

  • but you guys can let me know.

  • If you don't know what a noob is by now, then you're a

  • NOOB

  • That right there is exactly what noob callers do.

  • A noob is someone new to the game.

  • And noob callers are people who absolutely

  • must let you and everyone else in the game know

  • that he, or she (Gender Equality) is a noob.

  • Or at least plays like one.

  • And noob callers are kinda like YouTube comments.

  • They look for every single little mistake so that they can call you out on it.

  • Wow this is so fake, at 6:36 you can clearly see the fishing line.

  • they messed up, they were clearly wearing a different shirt earlier.

  • Uh, did anyone else notice that he spelled the word "the" wrong

  • in the title for "The Noob Caller"?

  • Yeah, we did that on purpose.

  • So who's the noob now?

  • That's right,

  • NOOB

  • People who go AFK, or Away From Keyboard

  • may not sound like the most annoying thing in the world.

  • But when you're playing a game online and you're playing with other people,

  • going AFK mid-game is not just annoying, it's really rude.

  • I mean, if you're not going to be playing,

  • go play Single Player.

  • Go play with yourself.

  • That's what she said.

  • Or he, as well.

  • If you're gonna play online, you're playing with real people, so commit to it.

  • Imagine going AFK in real life, like say if you're on a date.

  • So tell me, I mean, what was it like?

  • The wedding was beautiful, like even though it was hot,

  • there was a lot of dancing...

  • Or going AFK when you're driving your friends.

  • Hey, where are we going?

  • I think we just missed the turn.

  • Or even going AFK when you're vlogging-

  • This guy is so damn good and so good at everything

  • that if he ever loses or gets anything wrong

  • it's never his fault. Ever.

  • He always has to have an excuse for losing that's everything but himself.

  • It's cuz my team is so bad!

  • The other team is definitely hacking!

  • My computer lags so much!

  • It's cuz I'm so drunk right now!

  • It's cuz I'm high!

  • It's because I let my little brother play, okay?

  • Or- or sister. Or sister.

  • So like I mentioned before, there's a lot of girl gamers

  • but in my experience you just don't come across them as often.

  • In fact most of the time it's guys.

  • So when a gamer-girl reveals she's a girl by

  • either talking on the mic, or her username or profile picture, whatever.

  • That's when these guys come out: the Desperate Guys.

  • And these guys are all the same

  • they do whatever it takes to get the girl's attention

  • but just in slightly different ways.

  • First off, you've got the Suck-ups.

  • They go out of their way to compliment every single

  • little thing she does well, and cheer her up for every

  • little thing she does wrong.

  • Nice shot!

  • Good Job!

  • Best kill I've seen all day!

  • Or you got the Try-hard Guys.

  • These are the guys who try to impress the girls

  • by saying how good they are at this game normally,

  • but this is just their off-day.

  • Yeah this is uh...

  • This is actually my low level account, uh

  • I have three high ranking accounts like Challenger, Global Elite

  • It's not really a big deal or anything...

  • And of course, just like anywhere else on the internet

  • you got the Douches.

  • Hey.

  • Hi.

  • I've got two words for you,

  • What?

  • Let's [Bleep]!

  • I mean it's pretty self-explanatory,

  • these people are the reason why the mute button was invented.

  • And sometimes they're not even doing it on purpose,

  • they're just annoying by accident.

  • They're unaware their mic is a little too close

  • and we can hear every single breath that they take.

  • They get a little too into the game so they start shouting

  • which like, blows the speakers in your headphones.

  • They talk on the phone or like, to anyone else

  • in the room with their mic on so that we all have to listen to it.

  • And of course my favorite of all the mic DJ,

  • the guy who likes to play music for everyone through his mic.

  • Keep your music to yourself.

  • That one guy on the team that always gets so mad at everyone else

  • because they're not doing exactly what he told them to do.

  • He thinks he's so much better than everyone else in the team

  • and we all should be following his exact orders.

  • Alright Derek, you're gonna peel off, cover the left

  • that's your area. Don't let anyone through.

  • Shaun, peel off to the right.

  • I'm gonna flank straight up the middle, meet the rendezvous point.

  • Roger?

  • Roger Roger.

  • On my mark.

  • And...

  • One, two and three and four

  • five, six, sev-

  • No no no NO Derek!

  • It's right, left! It's pretty easy.

  • And then you go up and up up up.

  • Do the spin,

  • left, right.

  • left, right. Uh,

  • news flash bossy guy,

  • You're not my boss!

  • Doesn't that sound like he's a reference to something?

  • I don't think it is, I think I just made that up.

  • When I make a movie one day, that's going in.

  • Stat Whores are people that only care about their stats.

  • They do whatever it takes to have a good score

  • but have no consideration for the team whatsoever.

  • And last but not least, and one of the most irritating,

  • The Rage Quitters

  • When things aren't going their way, they just quit.

  • But these are just regular quitters.

  • It's exactly how it sounds, they're quitters