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We have a job to do and you're coming with us.
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There's got to be someone else you can use.
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What about Thor?
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Off world.
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Captain Marvel?
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Unavailable.
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Black Panther?
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He's running a country.
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Hawkeye?
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He's got a family.
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What about Hulk?
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He hurt his arm.
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He hurt his arm?
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Plus he doesn't like smashing things anymore.
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What kind of Hulk doesn't like to smash?
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It has to be you! You're the only one who can do it.
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Ooh! What about Bucky?
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He's got that cool metal arm.
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Peter.
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Or Captain America!
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He retired.
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He what?
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Yeah he went back in time so he's super old.
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And he gave his shield to Falcon!
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So call him then!
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You are coming with us! You're gonna be the next Iron Man and that's that!
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B-b-but what about-
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That's it! No more buts!
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Got it?
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Yes Mr. Fury.
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Alright, let's go to the-
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What about Antman and the Wasp?!?
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Oh my gosh!
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They're too far away!
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What about Dr. Strange then? He can teleport.
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Or War Machine?
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Or Scarlet Witch?
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She almost killed Thanos all by herself. They'd be way better at doing this job than me!
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And what about Valkyrie? She literally has a flying horse.
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Did you see that thing? I even rode it!
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I'm still a high schooler.
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Fine. You don't want to do this, we'll call somebody else!
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Woo Hoo! Vacation time!!
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Behold my power!
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And cower beneath me mortals!
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How 'bout NO.
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Oh crap.
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So you're saying there's a multiverse.
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Yep.
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Actually... we like to call it the Spider-Verse.
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Hey.