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-You're in the Guinness Book of World Records.
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-Yeah, right?
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-I think this is a cool -- This is a pretty amazing thing.
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-It is amazing. -What is it, now?
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You're the longest-running live-action Marvel superhero?
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-From Australia, over 6'2."
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-Wow! That's a tough record to beat.
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Wow! -That's Hemsworth included.
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So let me be clear.
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My whole childhood --
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I don't know if anyone else here was like this.
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My brother and I -- yeah, maybe winning a gold medal
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at the Olympics, maybe.
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But being in the Guinness Book of Records --
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that was the ultimate goal in life.
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So, we flicked through everything.
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We even -- We contemplated the longest fingernails. Gross.
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-Oh, dude, always longest fingernails.
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-Because that doesn't take talent.
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That's just commitment.
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-Okay, all right, all right, all right.
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-I'm like, "All right.
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It's gonna be difficult to write the essay but worth it."
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-Yeah, exactly. -Fail school, whatever.
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But we went through everything.
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We went -- I remember, at one point,
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we were trying to catch coins off our elbow.
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The record is like 194 or something.
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-Yeah.
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-And we thought, being geniuses with our 7-year-old hands,
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that that's the one we should go for.
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-So you tried to master that. -We tried to master that.
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-I was pretty good at that myself growing up.
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-Were you good?
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-I'm just saying... -You can catch every...
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-I would catch a couple coins.
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We have some quarters.
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I just -- How many can you -- How many can you do?
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-I'm going to confidently say 10.
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What do we got there? All right. Come on.
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-Serious? -Come on, Jimmy.
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[ Drumroll ]
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-I'll try it, too. -Are you good?
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-No. I haven't done it in years.
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-Are we going -- -Like that?
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-Are we going shirts up?
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-We have to wear shirts. Yeah, I mean, one of us does.
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One of us has to wear a shirt, yeah.
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Wait. 10? Oh, I can't do 10.
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Let me see if I can do five. -Where do you want me? There?
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Are we going to go simultaneous?
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-Why don't you get out of the way.
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Oh, do you want to do it at the same time?
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But what if it goes awry?
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-Oh!
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-I know.
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[ Foghorn ]
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All right, let's see, let's see. Here we go.
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-All but one. -Let's see.
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[ Drumroll ]
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-Yes. Watch the desk.
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Oh!
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[ Foghorn ]
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-They went everywhere. Dude, I have five in my hand.
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-They're in the Empire State Building.
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-There's some in the Empire State Building, yeah.
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I guess I won't be in the Guinness book for that.
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-That one didn't go well. We went for badminton.
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-Oh, really?
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-So, there's a world record for badminton.
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Well, there was when I was 8.
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So, if you play continuously for 56 hours,
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you're in the -- And my brother goes, "That's the one."
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You just have to stand up. You don't have to be good.
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We actually rang them up and found out
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that you can accrue breaks.
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So, that's five minutes every hour.
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So if you accrue that,
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you can sleep for two hours every 24 hours.
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So, we're 8 and 9, and my brother goes,
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"We've got to train."
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I said, "Playing badminton?" And he goes, "No, not sleeping."
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-He sounds like fun. -He did.
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He stayed up all night one night,
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and then, some point during the second day, during school,
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he got sent home because he hit his head
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on the desk or something.
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-Yeah, of course. You got to sleep.
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-Yeah, we weren't the sharpest tools in the shed.
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-Let's talk about --
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-Look at us just leaving money everywhere.
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-Yeah, I know.
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There's, like, quarters everywhere.
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Yeah. You make it rain when you get here.
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"Missing Link." -Yeah.
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-Let's talk about this movie.
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I'm excited about this this weekend.
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-I'm worried about this. You got other guests.
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Very important guests. -Oh, yeah. Of course, sure.
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Yeah, thank you. -Sorry.
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-Yeah. That's very thoughtful. -That's it.
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-Do you want to trade blazers? Maybe yours would look nice.
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-Yeah, no, mine's more valuable.
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-All right, I gotcha. No problem.
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-Actually, maybe not.
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-No, no, I don't want it. -Definitely not.
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There you go. -No!
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-Yo! -No, I don't want -- Come on!
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-Wow!
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Fits. ♪♪
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-Wow. You look pretty good.
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Not bad. -Man, this fits. This is good.
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But that's a touch.
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That's a nice touch.
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-Yeah, maybe I'll start doing this.
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-I put all the money in the pocket square, clearly.
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-Yeah. I like that.
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Maybe that's my move from now on.
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I like that.
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-I'm sorry.
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You're listening to the longest "Tonight Show" of all time.
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-No, it's good. I don't want you to leave.
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Let's break the record. Guinness Book, are you watching?
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That's what we should do. The longest-ever "Tonight Show."
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-The longest continuous "Tonight Show."
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-The longest continuous -- -Are you guys up for it?
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-Hey, Roots, are you guys up for that?
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-Yes. -Yeah. We're gonna try it.
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-They're like, "Absolutely not."
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-Yeah, they're already asleep. Yeah. No.
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-Someone Google. -They're down for it.
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Let's do that next time. -Without a commercial break.
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-Yeah. -Oh. No.
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-I can't afford those suits if we go to that. Yeah.
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Please, let's talk about this film.
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Zach Galifianakis. -Yeah.
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-Is it Zoe Saldana? -Yes.
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-And the idea of it is --
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you're an explorer trying to find Sasquatch.
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-Sasquatch. So, he's out in the beginning of the movie,
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finding the Loch Ness Monster.
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He's desperate to become an elite sort of explorer,
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so he goes out to find the Sasquatch
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and literally finds him in the first 10 minutes of the movie.
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Played by Zach -- And then he's got to bring him back.
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But the Sasquatch -- And Zach is so brilliant.
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The Sasquatch is just lonely and wants to go over, and he says,
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"I'll come back with you, but could you first take me
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to try and find anyone else like me?"
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And so my character is like, "Oh, all right."
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So they go on this trek together,
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this journey together.
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And it's made by Laika Studios,
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which if you saw "Kubo and the two strings"
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or "Coraline" -- it's all real stop-motion animation.
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It is the most beautiful animation.
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It's a beautiful story, and Zach is hilarious.
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Zoe's great.
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But this animation itself -- you've got support these guys,
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because they're one of the few people left
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doing real stop-motion animation.
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So, yeah, check it out. -Let's check it out.
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I want to show a clip from your new movie.
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Here's Hugh Jackman in "Missing Link."
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Take a look at this.
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-You are exactly as I imagined.
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8 feet tall.
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Chest circumference -- 70 inches.
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Total weight around 650 pounds.
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-Well, I would say it's more like, you know, 630 pounds.
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You know, it's the hair that makes me look heavier, I think.
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It's a little deceptive. It can be frustrating.
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-Oh, and look at the size of those metatarsals.
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-Whoa! Sir -- Wow, your hands!
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-Do you mind if I smell you? -Um...yeah, sure.
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I mean, I bathed recently,
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you know like two weeks ago in a creek, uh, so sure.
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You didn't drink from the creek, did you?
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-Remarkable.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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-Hey.
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-Welcome back, everyone. Day 3 of "The Tonight Show."
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-Day 3. -Day 3.
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The longest-running guest in the history of "The Tonight Show,"
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Hugh Jackman, everybody.