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(horse galloping and neighing)
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(bright music)
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Hey everyone and welcome to my spring 2018 morning routine.
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First thing I do is wake up in an effing panic because my alarm is so loud.
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Got straight out of my damn REM sleep.
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(alarm beeping)
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Press snooze, do it again.
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Press snooze, do it again.
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Convince myself I can do things faster than I actually can.
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Pretty sure it'll take me like, four minutes to do my makeup and like, seven minutes to get to downtown.
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Convince myself I don't even need to do other things.
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(alarm beeping)
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Actually, yo, I showered yesterday right?
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Like, I'm fine.
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Look at the time and panic because holy crap, I really need to get up.
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And then scroll through Instagram for 25 minutes.
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Tell myself I'll get up at an even time like 9:00 or 9:10 but now it's 9:11 and so, I might as well wait until 9:30.
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Finally get up, brush just enough.
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Pee and scroll through Instagram for another 10 minutes.
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Try to do, literally anything with my hair.
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Regret not washing it the night before.
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Feel bad about it.
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Promise to do better.
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Spoiler alert, I won't.
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#greaseball
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Put on the bra I've been wearing for the past month.
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Enter my closet full of clothes and decide to wear the same clothes I wore yesterday and hope no one sees the foundation stains on my neck.
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Moisturize only where my jeans are ripped.
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Do my makeup super quickly because I'm so effing late but then, usually pause to play some music, you know, get in the vibe.
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(bright reggae music)
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And then resume frantic makeup.
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Notice my pimples and promise to drink more water today.
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Spoiler alert, I won't.
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And evenly fill my eyebrows and wonder why I'm like this.
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Put on foundation that will further stain my clothes.
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Think I look cute for like a few seconds.
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So I try to take an OOTD, but then I realize, ugh, my mirror is too dirty and also, I actually don't look that great.
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(dramatic music)
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Suddenly get anxiety and worry about irrational things completely out of my control.
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What if nobody actually likes me?
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Wait, am I ugly?
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Do people talk about me behind my back?
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Try to fix it with positive self-talk.
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You are strong.
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You are smart, you are...
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Late.
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Rush out of my house.
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Come back because I realized I didn't start my vlog.
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Welcome back to Lilly Singh's vlog where we hustle harder and productivity lives here.
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Please watch my vlogs even though I don't like things on fire and do stupid crap.
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Grab a bar of anything for breakfast.
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Definitely be late to wherever I need to be.
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(car horn honking)
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Make up an excuse.
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Sorry, traffic was horrible.
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Commit to waking up earlier tomorrow.
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Spoiler alert, I won't.
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Oh my god, thank you so much for checking out my morning routine.
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One love superwoman, that is a wrap and zoop.