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-The crowded 2020 field got another addition today
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when Beto O'Rourke jumped in,
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and President Trump immediately attacked him.
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For more on this, it's time for "A Closer Look."
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Trump and his advisers are already putting together
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his 2020 re-election campaign,
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and they're not just staffing up and raising money.
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They reportedly want Trump's re-election bid
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to be one of the biggest
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and most sophisticated campaigns in history.
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Trump's campaign manager told "The Washington Post" this week,
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"We are creating the largest campaign operation
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in American history.
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An unstoppable apparatus that will follow and implement
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President Trump's strategy."
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An "unstoppable apparatus"? [ Laughter ]
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Are you talking about your presidential campaign
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or the Death Star? [ Laughter ]
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But, of course, Trump has to create an unstoppable apparatus
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because he's, perhaps, the weakest candidate
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of any sitting President in recent history.
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Polls have shown that a large majority of Americans
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consider the President both a criminal and a liar.
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And yesterday, the guy who ran the President's last campaign,
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Paul Manafort, was both sentenced in one case
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and indicted in another.
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Trump was asked by reporters if he was considering a pardon
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for Manafort, and he insisted that he wasn't.
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-Will you pardon Paul Manafort?
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-I have not even given it a thought as of this moment.
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It's not something that's right now on my mind.
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-Now, in fairness, that's an accurate answer
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to virtually any question you could ask Donald Trump.
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[ Laughter ] "Mr. President..."
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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For example, "Mr. President, what is the role of government
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in American life?"
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"It's not something that's on my mind."
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[ Laughter ]
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Trump's brain is capable of holding
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exactly one thought at a time,
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and it echoes through his skull like a cave.
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-[ Echoing ] Hamburgers, hamburgers.
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China, China, China.
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Golf, golf, golf.
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-But the Russia investigation and the various scandals
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swirling around Trump
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aren't the only things making him vulnerable.
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In fact, this week, he did something
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that could potentially hurt him more politically
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than Robert Mueller ever could.
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He proposed a budget that would gut
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wildly popular healthcare programs
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that he specifically promised he would never cut.
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-President Trump released his budget for 2020 today,
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proposing massive cuts to government-funded healthcare.
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The President's budget includes a cut of $845 billion
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to Medicare over the next 10 years
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and $241 billion from Medicaid.
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-So, Trump said he would never cut Medicare or Medicaid,
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and now he's cutting billions from Medicare and Medicaid.
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Is there anything about this guy that isn't a lie?
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I'm starting to suspect his fake hair
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is covering a full head of real hair.
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[ Laughter ]
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Trump's legal attacks and his attacks on healthcare programs
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have made him one of the weakest incumbent presidents
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in modern polling and left a huge opening for Democrats,
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which is why so many of them are running for president.
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In the last few weeks, Washington governor Jay Inslee
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and former Colorado governor John Hickenlooper
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have officially jumped in.
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Colorado Senator Michael Bennet was in New Hampshire,
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and New York City mayor Bill de Blasio
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was in South Carolina,
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and Senator Elizabeth Warren was in Queens,
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and three more candidates were in Texas
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doing townhalls on CNN.
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In total, "The New York Times" lists 15 candidates
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who've already declared
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and at least another eight who might run.
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Look at that. There are so many people
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on that screen, you didn't even notice
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that one of them was Carrot Top.
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[ Laughter and applause ]
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And on top of all that, "The New York Times" reported
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that former Vice President Joe Biden
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is 95% committed to running,
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and in this speech to firefighters this week,
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he teased -- [ Cheers and applause ]
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he teased a possible run.
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-You know, I'd like you all to --
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I appreciate the energy you showed when I got up here.
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Save it a little longer.
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I may need it in a few weeks.
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[ Cheers and applause ] Be careful what you wish for.
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-No, dude, be careful what you wish for.
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You really want to do this?
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If you run for president, everyone's gonna dig
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through every dumb thing you've said the last 40 years
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and get mad at you.
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Why do you wanna do that to yourself?
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Right now, you're known as Obama's wingman, Uncle Joe.
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The only guy who ever looked like he was having fun
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at the State of the Union.
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[ Laughter and applause ]
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I mean, look at that party animal.
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He looks like right after that was over,
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he was gonna make Obama do a keg stand.
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[ Laughter ]
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Then, there's former Texas Senate candidate Beto O'Rourke,
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who officially jumped into the race today
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after spending weeks teasing a possible run.
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Beto appears on the new cover of "Vanity Fair" this week
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with the headline "Beto's Choice."
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And, look, I'm a little upset it took Beto this long to announce,
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because if he'd done it in 2008,
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I definitely could've played him on "SNL."
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[ Laughter ]
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Definitely.
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I mean, it certainly was closer than John Kerry.
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[ Laughter ]
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But the cover was not the only eye-catching thing
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about this profile.
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Beto also explained why he wanted to run for president.
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Now, it's a key question for any candidate.
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People want to know why you're doing this
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and what you can bring to the table.
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It's a question past candidates have flubbed,
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and, in many cases, it's doomed them.
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So, here's what Beto said.
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"I think I'd be good at it. I want to be in it.
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Man, I'm just born to be in it."
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[ Laughter ]
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I'm sorry. No one is born to be president.
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Nobody is born to be anything.
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Springsteen said he was born to run,
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and then he wrote 400 songs about New Jersey.
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[ Laughter ]
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I mean, look at Trump. He wasn't born to be president.
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If he was born to be anything,
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it was selling fake Rolexes in Times Square.
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[ Laughter and applause ]
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Beto also talked about his rise to fame,
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the Senate campaign that launched him to national stardom
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and the very first event he did in that campaign,
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and his description of that experience was --
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Well, it was a little weird.
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He told "Vanity Fair,"
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"I honestly don't know how much of it was me.
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But there is something abnormal. Super normal.
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I got in there, and I don't know if it's a speech or not,
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but it felt amazing, because every word
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was pulled out of me, like by some greater force
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which was just the people there.
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Everything that I said, I was, like,
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watching myself being, like, 'How am I saying this stuff?
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Where is this coming from?'" [ Laughter ]
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Now, in the run-up to 2020, we here at "Late Night,"
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we're gonna try really hard, and we're gonna ask yourselves,
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"Would we make fun of Donald Trump if he said that?"
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So, let's see. "Because every word
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was pulled out of me, like, by some greater force,
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which was just the people there.
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Everything that I said, I was, like,
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watching myself being, like, 'How am I saying this stuff?
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Where is it coming from?'"
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Yeah, no, Beto, that was [bleep] weird, yeah.
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[ Laughter and applause ]
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That was a [bleep] weird thing to say.
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Seriously. I did not know that weed was legal in Texas.
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And when Beto went to Iowa today for his first official event
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since announcing his campaign,
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there were a few more weird moments.
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For example, at the end of his speech,
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a lady in the crowd forced him to make it absolutely clear
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that he was running for president.
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-Thank you.
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I cannot tell you how much this means to me.
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I will remember this forever --
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every single one of your faces and what you were wearing,
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what you had to drink. [ Laughter ]
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-Let us remember it!
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Tell us that you're going to run.
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Announce it now for us. -He already did.
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-I'm running to serve you
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as President of the United States of America.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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-Man, I don't know who that lady is, but I love her.
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[ Laughter ]
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She should moderate every presidential debate.
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"You have five seconds. Now spit it out!"
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[ Laughter and applause ]
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And yet as weird as Beto's launch has been so far,
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as always, Trump and his allies on Fox News
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have found a way to outweird him.
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For example, the "Vanity Fair" profile
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mentions some of the books Beto has in his house,
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and Fox News host Brian Kilmeade was apparently baffled by that.
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-"Vanity Fair" has a huge article and feature on him.
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It's almost as if they helped launch his campaign.
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Here's a quote from it.
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He says, "I want to be in it, man.
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I'm just born to be in it."
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They also point out that he has this huge library,
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as if it's a big plus that he reads books.
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-I mean... [ Laughter ]
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It is a plus.
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Reading is definitely...
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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It's definitely a plus for a president.
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Also, just so you know, when you attack someone
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for reading books,
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you're really attacking yourself.
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[ Laughter ]
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Although I'm not surprised Kilmeade is anti-book.
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I bet if you open one in his house,
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there would just be a hollowed-out spot
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for a Snickers. [ Laughter ]
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"I see you found 'Moby Dick.'
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I think you'll find it's delicious."
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[ Laughter ]
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And Fox News is not the only cable channel
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that's taken a keen interest in Beto's announcement.
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There was also MSNBC, which honed in on even
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the smallest details of Beto's trip to Iowa.
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For example, they seemed especially fixated
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on his minivan.
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-Beto O'Rourke is driving himself in his Dodge Caravan.
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-Where is he?
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-And he's arriving here to Fort Madison High School.
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-Yvonne, do we know how the minivan got to Iowa,
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if it's a rental that he acquired there
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or if this is sort of the O'Rourke family minivan
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that has now been moved to Iowa for campaign purposes?
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-It looks like an Illinois van.
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This is about three hours away from any major city.
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The question, Congressman, is where is the rental car from?
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-Des Moines. -Des Moines.
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-Picked it up in the Des Moines airport.
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-Wow. Hard-hitting stuff, you guys.
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[ Laughter ]
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"Did you use Hertz or Avis?! Answer the question!"
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[ Laughter ]
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"Will you release your minivan returns?!"
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[ Laughter ] Then there was Trump.
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Today, Trump is dealing with an urgent airline-safety issue,
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a resolution from the House
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calling for the Mueller report to be made public,
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an unprecedented rebuke from the Senate
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over his national emergency declaration,
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and dozens of scandals and investigations
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of every aspect of his life,