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  • This first one is from @bigmike199516.

  • -Come on. -Oh, @bigmike119515?

  • This is @bigmike199516.

  • Oh, I don't know that guy.

  • -I don't know him. -Yeah, there was --

  • -515? -There was 199,515 other Big Mikes.

  • He says, "My superpower would be to able to replace all the air

  • in the bag of chips with chips." There you go.

  • Thank you. Finally!

  • Finally, Big Mike says it.

  • -Tells it like it is. -For humanity.

  • -This is -- Oh, come on. This is from @ryanm5292.

  • What?

  • Are these Russian bots or something?

  • They're hacking "The Tonight Show" hashtag game.

  • What of it? Hilary's e-mails?

  • "This is my favorite bit.

  • I love when Jimmy Fallon does the hashtag.

  • I love his sense of humor."

  • @ryanm5292.

  • He says, "I think my superpower would be to know what people's

  • dogs have named their owners." Hey, there you go.

  • Smart.

  • -Flip it around, man. -Flip it around, dude.

  • -Flip it around, man. -This one is from

  • @hegartymatthew.

  • Is the last name? Matthew Hegarty?

  • Yeah, it's like in the phone book it would be --

  • "Hegarty, Matthew?"

  • -Yeah. -"Here."

  • "Here. Here sir."

  • "Big Mike, 31543?" "Here, sir."

  • He says, "My superpower would be to tell if

  • it's an actual emergency when my wife yells, 'Oh, my God!'

  • from the other room. Usually, it's about a show on Investigation Discovery."

  • What happened?

  • Oh, my God!

  • This one is from @EquinsuOchaCA.

  • California -- Equinsu Ocha California maybe?

  • Maybe.

  • He says, "Caller ID allows us to see who's calling.

  • My superpower would allow me to see why they're calling."

  • "Hey, I need a ride to the airport.

  • It's your buddy, Matthew Hegarty."

  • -This one is from @gumgumerson -Oh, I love @gumgumerson!

  • -He -- I think he's played the game before.

  • -Yeah, many times.

  • Thank you, Gum.

  • Gum rules, man.

  • He says, "I'd have the power to turn my legs into ghost legs,

  • so I wouldn't have to get up when someone was trying to walk

  • past my seat at the movies or an event.

  • Just walk through me, bro. It's cool.

  • I got ghost legs."

  • -Come on. -Just ghosted out.

  • This one is from @MadisonGanglof.

  • She says, "I want the power to switch bodies with my cat

  • so I can lay around all day and he can take on

  • some responsibilities for once."

  • Get to work! "Meow!"

  • This one's from @Kristoffer.Er.

  • -[ Russian accent ] Kristoffer.

  • Should be @Kristoffer3491246.

  • -3495678. -Bot.

  • He says, "I want to be able to turn every Alexa's voice into

  • Christopher Walken's."

  • "The weather today will be --"

  • This last one is from @Brendathegoat.

  • Greatest of all time.

  • Brenda, the greatest of all time.

  • -Oh, there you go. Yeah, the goat.

  • -I got you. -The goat.

  • -Greatest of all time. I got ya.

  • Or could be -- -Or just a goat.

  • Could be a goat.

  • That's what the tweet is, yeah.

  • It's a goat typing out stuff.

  • @BrendaTheGoat, she says, "I wish I could look in the mirror

  • and try any haircut.

  • Wish I'd done that last time.

  • Turns out I can't pull off bangs."

  • There you go.

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Hashtags: #MySuperpower

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    Clément posted on 2019/02/26
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