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  • Hey guys!

  • So I was at the gym playing basketball not very long ago.

  • And I was pretty much inspired to make this video.

  • I witnessed two grown men almost get into a fist fight over who got to play the next game.

  • And I was actually going to do a cut away reenacting exactly what happened that night.

  • But I feel like this next cut away shows it even better.

  • Get over it!

  • No!

  • It's my turn to swing!

  • No!

  • It's not your turn, it's my turn!

  • No!

  • No, I called next!

  • Not!

  • Yes!

  • No!

  • If you want next, do something about it.

  • Fine, I will!

  • *whimpering noises*

  • *crying noises*

  • No!

  • And that's pretty much exactly what happened.

  • Grown men acting that immature has got to be one of the most annoying things ever.

  • *Ryan jumps up and down the bed giggling*

  • And that's why...

  • From now on...

  • You're looking at the new and improved mature Ryan.

  • *claps*

  • *silence*

  • That was supposed to be the transition...

  • You know, going into the next...

  • *transition music*

  • Yeah, no, this jacket is way too hot to film in so...

  • *laugh track in the background*

  • Shut up!

  • Anyway

  • As I was saying

  • Grown and immature men are one of the most annoying things ever.

  • And don't get me wrong, there's immature girls as well.

  • But everyone knows that it's a scientifical fact that women mature faster than guys.

  • I think.

  • I mean...Take Justin Timberlake for example.

  • He's trying to look more mature and trying to be more grown up by doing this whole suit and tie thing.

  • But what about Justin Bieber?

  • He's trying to change his image as well.

  • He's no longer known as that innocent teeny bopper star anymore.

  • I mean...He used to be *high pitched* JUSTIN BIEBER!

  • But now, he's like *low pitched* Justin Bieber.

  • The guy that works out and gets tattoos and gets caught with drugs and posts pictures of himself half naked on Instagram.

  • I like 'em. *DOUBLE TAP*

  • And seeing all these changes happen, you know...I wanna be cool too.

  • I can be mature, I can grow up.

  • I can...have the name Justin.

  • So for all of you guys that wanna be more mature like me.

  • *snicker* 'Cause mature sounds like manure.

  • *HAHAHAHA*

  • Here's some things I learned while maturing myself up.

  • Let's start with the whole reason I started this video.

  • Fighting

  • See, immature guys always want to fight over everything.

  • Whether it's because they can't control their anger or they're trying to prove how tough they are

  • it's just really immature.

  • See, I can bench press like 45 pounds.

  • I mean, I can only bench press like two things, but pretty soon, it's gonna be three. Like, I'm thinking...

  • 'Sup bro.

  • What, you're checking out my girl?

  • Yeah, what if I was?

  • What, you wanna go right now?

  • Let's go.

  • Now, take that same situation but with mature guys.

  • They'd probably handle that situation in a much more civilized manner.

  • What, you're checking out my girl?

  • Yeah, what if I was?

  • What, you wanna go right now?

  • Let's go...where you wanna go?

  • Why don't we talk this over some coffee at Starbucks?

  • Starbucks is kinda expensive...what about McDonald's?

  • McDonald's ain't got no blueberry scones.

  • Yeah, but they got 'hella chocolate chip cookies.

  • That ain't no blueberry scone 'doe.

  • It's the same thing.

  • No, it's not.

  • Fine, why don't we make a drive-thru stop at McDonald's and meet at Starbucks in 10 minutes?

  • Why not?

  • Okay.

  • Fine.

  • Good.

  • I'll see you soon.

  • Can I catch a ride with you? My car is low on gas!

  • HELL YEAH!

  • There's nothing wrong with playing video games as long as you manage your time wisely.

  • See, if you're immature like how I used to be...

  • From personal experience, it probably looks something like this.

  • *controller clicking*

  • *controller clicking*

  • *controller clicking*

  • Go Go GOGOGO DAMNNIT

  • See, you took so long. Now they're all dead.

  • ALL MY BLUEBERRIES!

  • See, a mature person would be a lot smarter.

  • *sighs* I think we need to stop playing video games.

  • Can't be good for our health, you know?

  • I mean, what else is there to do though?

  • Play video games in real life? Like what?

  • Really? Fruit Ninja? I guess it couldn't hurt to try.

  • Damn, you alright?

  • POOOOR RYAN ;A;

  • Immature people listen to immature music.

  • *Psy - Gentleman playing*

  • But mature people

  • We listen to the classics.

  • Like the Beatles...or Queen...or Jerry (?)...or OPPA GANGNAM STYLE

  • Mature men have mature diets. It's important to eat healthy when you're a grown man.

  • Hey man! I'm actually headed to the store right now. You need anything?

  • Nah, I'm good, dude.

  • Alright.

  • Oh, actually, can you pick me up a hot pocket?

  • Just like the pizza one.

  • Yeah, sure.

  • Actually, you know what...just give me a whole box of those.

  • Okay.

  • And while you're there, can you pick me up some Top Ramen? The chicken and the beef...and oh, if they have the spicy one, can you get that too?

  • OH, ah, while you're there, you should get me some Sun Chips, SUN CHIPS, just get me like 2...3 bags

  • I should probably write this down.

  • Oh, PRETZELS, lots of pretzels. Mustard pretzels.

  • Wait, s-slow down.

  • I don't know if they still have that, if not, just get some pretzels and then just get some mustard.

  • Wait...w-what was the one before that?

  • Oh, speaking of mustard, can you get me like 2 or 3...30 boxes of pop tarts?

  • Serious right now?

  • The cinnamon ones...and then maybe like 20 blueberries...20 strawberries. I don't know, you can mix 'em up.

  • Ketchup chips...those are so bomb.

  • I don't know if we got them here 'cause it-it's in Canada but if you're stopping by...

  • Canada...

  • That'd be nice...

  • Maybe some Cheetos?

  • Hot Cheetos? Takis...TAKIS. Hot Cheetos and Takis. Let's get that 'cause we can do like the song.

  • You need anything else, Prince Ryan?

  • *nods nods* SKITTLES. Lots of Skittles. Starbursts. Pickles. Detergent. OH! 2 liter bottle of Pepsi.

  • *scoffs* Whatever...

  • Sounds good.

  • Actually, now that I think about it...That sounds kinda unhealthy.

  • DIET PEPSI! AND HOT POCKETS!

  • It may have been entertaining in the past but GROW UP.

  • Real men don't watch cartoons.

  • Hey, do you watch Naruto?

  • *scoffs* I don't know, do you?

  • I don't know, do you?

  • I mean, I guess, like sometimes, like...

  • Likeeeee.

  • EVERY THURSDAY NIGHT AT 12 AM WHEN IT FIRST COMES OUT ONLINE

  • NARUTO

  • So...you do watch it then.

  • Yeah, every now and then.

  • Hey, do you watch Naruto?

  • *scoffs* NO!

  • What am I? Some kind of ten-year old to you? What kind of question is that anyway? What are you trying to say...

  • That I'm immature? That I'm the kind of immature guy that would watch cartoons.

  • *inaudible* I can show you (?)

  • Get a life! GROW UP!

  • READ A BOOK!

  • *sighs*

  • HEEHEEHEEHEEHEE

  • Ah, Sakura, you're such a whore.

  • The number one way to spot an immature person is by what they find funny.

  • If you wanna be real mature, you must never again make any

  • FART JOKES

  • *uninterested audience*

  • *FART*

  • *audience laughter*

  • SEX JOKES

  • *shows the number 66*

  • *uninterested audience*

  • *turning the number 66 into 69*

  • *audience laughter*

  • FAT JOKES

  • Your ma...Your mama's so fat

  • that when she sat in the chair, it broke.

  • *crickets*

  • And, of course, the most immature...

  • PENIS JOKES

  • *crickets*

  • *Ryan showing to the audience a banana*

  • *Ryan peels the banana*

  • *Ryan attempts to swallow the banana*

  • *audience laughter*

  • Okay, so honestly I exaggerated all these examples.

  • But you know what I'm trying to say.

  • At some point in time, all you immature guys out there

  • need to grow up.

  • Yeah, I'm a guy too, so I understand how fun video games are

  • and how funny penis jokes and fart jokes can be.

  • But the fact of the matter is, and the real reason I made this video, is because...

  • I'm getting older and I'm tired of being called immature in real life, so...

  • If you're looking for any more cheap laughs, o-or immature comedy...I suggest you look somewhere else.

  • *Camera zoomed out*

  • *Ryan walking towards a chair in front of a TV with a video game open on it*

  • *Ryan is siting down*

  • *Unpausing FarmVille*

  • Oh yeah, I'm thinking about starting a gaming channel.

  • *CHAIR CRASHES*

  • PENIS. TEE HEE *toot*

Hey guys!

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    Caurora   posted on 2019/02/03
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