Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles [WAPISH] Top of the mornin' to ya laddies! [Louder] [WAPISH] Top of the mornin' to ya laddies! [WAPISH] [Incoherent screaming] Hello everybody! My name is Markiplier And welcome to... How well do I know JackSepticEye? I honestly have no idea I just did the video where I was doing 'me quizzes' And in the 'recommended' section, it was like JackSepticEye buhlubuhlub [Blows raspberries] I'm not used to calling him JackSepticEye I'm just gonna call him Jack Or Sean Or I don't know I'm about to pick his name I don't know, do I even know his name? I don't know So anyway, I saw the quizzes in the suggested feed And I went to myself and I was like How well do I really know him? I haven't looked up any supplementary information I haven't gone to his Wiki To try to find out anything about this And uhh... I kinda wanna see... How this goes... Cuz I have no idea! So anyway, "What's JackSepticEye's real name?" 'Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellburg' Or Jack space Septic space Eye What if he legally changed his name to Jack-space-Septic-space-Eye Oh, Mr. Eye? Oh, call me Jack I'm pretty sure... Pretty sure- Even though I still-I call him Jack all the time Even when I'm seeing him in person, I call him Jack, and I'm trying to break the habit, but it's so ingrained in my brain to call him Jack. It's Sean. His name is Sean. Where is he from? [Attempts Irish accent] Ireeeland That's not Irish "Oooireland"! "Eeeeerland"! Ooooiiilerr- [Text-to-speech voice reads] "Ireland" That doesn't sound right How do you pronounce... [Blows raspberry] Eh-okay [Man's voice] "Eireann" What the fuck was that? [Woman's voice] "Eireann" [Imitates] "Eireann" [Man's voice slowly] [Pronunciation sounds like "Asian"] "Eireann" "Asian"?! What you trying to say about me?! [Woman's voice] "Eireann" I don't know who to believe. I don't know who to believe here. I've got no guidance. This is a bunch of bullshit. Okay. Apparently it's pronounced "Asian". D-didn't know that one. Ireland? "Is he in a relationship? And if so, with who?" Er, weh, er [Laughs] with Pewdiepie Now he is! Se-septicPie will live on! God, that is the worst ship name. MarkSepticPie? Is that the triple ship name? No, it's the lovely Wiishu. "Who gave him a shout-out to boost his subscribers?" I don't know, I don't know. I don't know He just earned his subs by himself with no shout-out. Well, I mean This is the conundrum of a shoutout Because a lot of people get 'shout-outs' But it's all about the person's ability to retain the viewers That really is their own work so Even if he got subs from A) Doing videos with PewDiePie or B) Doing videos with me It's still him keeping people on board And that's all him, that's all the skill that he does So in my opinion, He earned the subs by himself. He may have had a shoutout But in my mind, that's probably irrelevant "What's the ship name between Markiplier and JackSepticEye?" There isn't any. It doesn't exist. There's none of it. It doesn't exist. "How many subscribers does he have of October 1st 2016?" He just hit 13 million so at that point he probably had 12.- He had 49 million! 30, 12.35 How old is he? Ah he's a sweet baby boy - He's a sweet baby boy of 26. What a sweet baby boy! Okay, fuck you! Gah, you piece of shi- I'm not gonna look it up, not gonna look it up! Eeny meeny miny mo, catch a tiger by the toe if he - [Incoherent ranting] Eh "How many episodes of Happy Wheels has he had as of this date?" Probably pretty damn high But not quite 100 yet "I hope you enjoyed all the quizzes!" BAI BAI BOIII BYE BOIII What did I- fuck! Goddammit I got a C, which is average A passing grade! I don't even know what I did wrong! Probably the birthday! And the last question I don't know what I did Oh yeah, I said there wasn't any Well shit Oh well We're going to do Start off, "What is Jack's real name?" Ah, fuck you What, Sean? Sean Sean with a- why's the Sean got an accent on it? Gahh-'Jackaboy Fischbach' That doesn't make any goddamn sense 'Shaun Jack' Shaun. Jack. McLoughlin. You know Wait You know 'Shaun Jack' Shane... ShaneSepticEye You know how that works? Shane... Septic- Ah fuck it [Groans] Niiice You know, you know You know, JackSepticEye Wait, slightly green... Shaaack-Jack, yanno? JaaaackSepticEye here You know? You know what I-okay anyway Sean William McLoughlin "What was Jack's first video?" 'GMod with Markiplier' His channel didn't start until that video! There was nothing before that! I'm willing to bet that because one of these things is not like the other... It might have been a Solid Snake impression. I don't know though... Let me go to his channel... This is the only one I'm gonna cheat on because if it IS a Solid Snake impression... I wanna see it Man okay, we're gonna dive; we're gonna dive in here We're diving into the old We're diving in Oh! Oh my god! It is! Oh no... Oh no! Oh yeah, oh hell yeah [Video]"War... Has changed..." [Markiplier giggling] "It's no longer about nations..." "Ideologies..." [Giggling continues] "Or ethnicity..." "It's an endless series of proxy battles." "Fought by mercenaries and machines" [Giggling continues] - I feel bad for laughing, I feel really bad for laughing But my God... That is hilarious I've never seen that How does this only have 600 Thousand views!? How does it only have 600 thousand?! That should have MILLIONS of views! My god! That was amazing! I mean no it wasn't but it was pretty good, you know? I love that so much And then-that's what I love I love going back and being like, I've never fucking seen any of this shit. My God Okay, alright, I'm not just gonna make this whole video watching his old videos, because I would be embarrassing him, and I'm sure he'd hate me for it, but it's okay. 'Cause I love that! That's so cool! I never knew that, I've never gone back and looked at these . "You Don't Know Jack" as the review series "Whatcha Playin' Jack?" oh my god Everyone tweet at Jack and say "You should bring back 'You Don't Know Jack'!" So like I said, this is not gonna be about that But I just had to know if that was a Solid Snake impression And that was a solid Solid Snake impression I like that, very much so. "What's Jack's age?" Probably 26. "How many subscribers?" October- I'll give him the benefit of the doubt "What nationality is he?" Korean... German... American... Where 's Solid Snake's from? "What is Jack's longest series to date?" Probably Happy Wheel- Noo He probably has more Reading Your Comments than Happy Wheels. I don't know if Vlogs could be considered a series. But I'm pretty sure he has more Reading Your Comments than Happy Wheels "What's Jack's favourite game?" Definitely not Happy Wheels! I believe it's Shadow of the Colossus but I'm not 100% sure about that one. Who gave Jack's channel a shoutout? Lord Mini- th The one and only Lord Minion Seven Seven Seven! On a dark and stormy day About three years ago descended from the Heavens And looked upon Jack, straight in his eyes And said... [Gruff voice] "Jack!" Oh fuck that's a bad Wade impression. [Slightly higher] "Jack!" noo [Higher] "Jack!" nooo [Even higher] "Jack!" That's better "Jack, your content is good in my mind" "I shall bless you with a shoutout!" Sounded like Wade If you do a side-by-side of me and Wade Couldn't tell the difference probably The wonderful Wade Gave him a shoutout "Where did the quote 'DETAINED!' come from?" 'Papers, please'? "Where did the quote 'I will bring you the wrath of 1000 badger buttholes' come from?" Errrrm, errrrrm, I'm assuming it's Slither.io But maybe not...?