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  • YOU KNOW THE NAME MARIE KONDO

  • [ APPLAUSE ]

  • HOW MANY HAOF YOU HAVE BEEN

  • TIDYING UP YOUR CLOSET?

  • SHE MAKES PEOPLE GET RID OF

  • STUFF.

  • I'

  • I'VE ACCUMULATED A LOT OF STUFF.

  • SOMEONE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A

  • GOOD IDEA TO ASK MARIE KONDO TO

  • HELP.

  • HERE'S MY REAL OFFICE AND HOW IT

  • REALLY LOOKS AT THE SHOW AND

  • MARIE KONDO GIVING ME A LITTLE

  • HELP.

  • >> HELLO!

  • NICE TO MEET YOU.

  • >> Jimmy: NICE TO MEET YOU, TOO,

  • THANK YOU FOR COMING.

  • CAN I BE VERY HONEST WITH YOU?

  • I HAD A NIGHTMARE ABOUT THIS THE

  • OTHER NIGHT.

  • I WOKE UP UPSET BECAUSE I

  • DREAMED YOU CAME IN MY OFFICE

  • AND STARTED DESTROYING MY

  • THINGS.

  • >> Translator: WHAT'S IMPORTANT

  • ABOUT MY METHOD IS THAT YOU WILL

  • BE DOING ALL THE HARD WORK,

  • JIMMY.

  • ACTUALLY, I NEVER FORCE ANYBODY

  • TO THROW ANYTHING AWAY.

  • >> Jimmy: GREAT.

  • OUR WORK HERE IS DONE.

  • >> Translator: WITH THE KUMARI

  • METHOD, WE WILL BE CHECKING

  • EVERYTHING YOU OWN, IF IT SPARKS

  • JOY WE KEEP IT.

  • >> Jimmy: IF IT SPARKS JOY, WE

  • KEEP IT, IF IT DOESN'T, IT GOES.

  • LET'S TIDY UP.

  • >> Translator: HOW ABOUT

  • EVERYONE WHO USES THIS OFFICE,

  • DO YOU TAKE A LITTLE TIME TO

  • SEND A LITTLE LOVE?

  • >> Jimmy: THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.

  • >> Translator: CLOSE YOUR EYES,

  • AND SIMPLY IN YOUR HEART EXPRESS

  • GRATITUDE FOR ALL THIS OFFICE

  • DOES FOR YOU.

  • >> Jimmy: OH, WE'RE DONE.

  • WE'RE DONE, EVERYBODY.

  • >> Translator: SO IT'S ALSO

  • IMPORTANT TO HAVE A VISION FOR

  • YOUR OFFICE BEFORE YOU TIDY.

  • HOW WOULD YOU BEST LIKE TO USE

  • THIS OFFICE?

  • >> I'D LIKE IT TO BE A LITTLE

  • MORE ORGANIZED.

  • I'D LIKE IT NOT TO LOOK LIKE A

  • R

  • RUMPUS ROOM.

  • YOU KNOW HOW TO TRANSLATE

  • RUMPUS, HUH?

  • THIS IS MY DRESSING CLOSET.

  • >> Translator: SO SPACIOUS.

  • >> Jimmy: I HAVE A LOT OF BLACK

  • SOCKS.

  • >> BUT THEY SPARK JOY?

  • >> Jimmy: NO, I HAVE TO WEAR

  • THEM FOR THE SHOW.

  • SO I WEAR THEM.

  • >> Translator: LET'S TAKE THIS

  • OPPORTUNITY TO EXPRESS YOUR

  • GRATITUDE FOR THEM.

  • >> Jimmy: EXPRESS MY GRATITUDE

  • TO THE SOCKS?

  • >> Translator: EXACTLY.

  • >> Jimmy: THANKS, SOCKS, FOR

  • ALWAYS BEING THERE IN THE DRAWER

  • AND FOR PRESENTOTECTING MY FIGEE

  • KEEPING THEM WARM AND ALL THE

  • OTHER GREAT THINGS YOU DO.

  • >> Translator: PERFECT.

  • >> Jimmy: THESE ARE ALL MY

  • BOOKS.

  • >> Translator: THE TRICK IS TO

  • TAKE ALL THE BOOKS OUT OF THE

  • BOOKCASE.

  • >> Jimmy: THIS IS THE NIGHTMARE

  • I WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT.

  • LOOK AT THIS.

  • WE HAVE THE YELLOW PAGES.

  • I DIDN'T KNOW THEY MADE THIS

  • ANYMORE.

  • THIS IS A BOOK CALLED "FULL

  • DISCLOSURE" BY STORMY DANIELS.

  • YOU CAN TAKE THAT AND READ IT TO

  • HER OR WHATEVER.

  • >> Translator: THANK YOU VERY

  • MUCH.

  • >> Jimmy: I READ THAT YOU SHOULD

  • ONLY HAVE 30 BOOKS.

  • >> Translator: I DON'T KNOW

  • WHERE THAT RUMOR CAME FROM.

  • THAT'S A MISCONCEPTION.

  • >> Jimmy: OH, GOOD.

  • I NEED MORE THAN 30.

  • >> Translator: THE THING YOU

  • NEED TO DO IS WAKE UP THE BOOKS

  • A LITTLE BIT.

  • >> Jimmy: HEY, GUYS, WAKE UP!

  • >> Translator: THIS IS YOUR

  • OFFICE AREA?

  • >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT REALLY IS

  • MORE EMBARRASSING WHEN YOU STOP

  • AND TAKE A LOOK AT IT.

  • >> Translator: WHEN YOU LOOK

  • AROUND, SURVEY THE AREA, WHAT

  • SPARKS JOY.

  • >> Jimmy: THIS IS A WIFFLE BAT

  • SIGNED BY MAGIC JOHNSON.

  • DO YOU KNOW WHO MAGIC JOHNSON

  • IS?

  • >> Translator: IS HE A BASEBALL

  • PLAYER?

  • >> Jimmy: NO, HE'S A BASKETBALL

  • PLAYER.

  • >> Translator: THIS IS SOMETHING

  • THAT SPARKS JOY, SO YEAH.

  • >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, SO WE'LL

  • PUT THAT UP ON THE WALL.

  • SO I HAVE ALL THIS STUFF ON THE

  • GROUND HERE.

  • >> Translator: YOU'RE GOING TO

  • NEED TO TOUCH EACH AND EVERY ONE

  • AND SEE WHICH ONE BRINGS YOU

  • JOY.

  • >> Jimmy: OH, OKAY.

  • THERE'S MY PANTS.

  • I'VE BEEN WONDERING WHAT

  • HAPPENED TO THESE.

  • I LOST THESE.

  • AND NOW I FOUND THEM.

  • THANK YOU.

  • YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS?

  • THIS IS, THIS IS AN EMERGENCY

  • LADDER I BOUGHT IN CASE WE NEED

  • TO ESCAPE.

  • >> Translator: IS THAT A

  • COCKROACH?

  • >> Jimmy: NO, THOSE ARE -- OH,

  • YEAH, THAT IS A COCKROACH.

  • OH, BOY, SORRY ABOUT THAT.

  • SO THIS IS A SCULPTURE.

  • MY COUSIN AND BROTHER HAD THIS

  • MADE FOR ME OF MY GRANDFATHER'S

  • HEAD.

  • IT'S GREAT, AND I LOVE IT, BUT

  • IT'S RIGHT HERE IN THE MIDDLE OF

  • THE COFFEE TABLE, AND I'M

  • WORRIED THAT IT'S GOING TO GET

  • RUINED.

  • >> Translator: PERHAPS YOU CAN

  • CREATE ONE DEDICATED SHELF FOR

  • YOUR GRANDFATHER'S HEAD.

  • >> Jimmy: THAT SOUNDS HORRIBLE

  • BUT I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT, YEAH.

  • MAYBE I'LL GET RID OF ALL THESE

  • BOTTLES OF ALCOHOL, AND THIS

  • TABLE WILL BE DEDICATED TO MY

  • GRANDFATHER'S HEAD.

  • >> Translator: GOOD IDEA.

  • >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW YOU ONE

  • MORE THING.

  • ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH THE SONG

  • "THE RAIN" BY ORANGE JUICE

  • JONES?

  • >> Translator: NO, SORRY.

  • >> Jimmy: THE SONG GOES LIKE

  • THIS.

  • IT GOES HEY, HEY, BABY, HOW YOU

  • DOIN' TODAY?

  • YOU MISS ME?

  • I MISSED YOU TOO.

  • I MISSED YOU SO MUCH I FOLLOWED

  • YOU TODAY.

  • CLOSE YOUR MOUTH BECAUSE YOU'RE

  • COLD BUSTED.

  • I'M SO UPSET WITH YOU I DON'T

  • KNOW WHAT TO DO.

  • MY FIRST IMPULSE WAS TO RUN UP

  • ON YOU AND DO A RAM WILLING BUT

  • I DIDN'T WANT TO MESS UP THIS

  • $3700 LYNX COAT.

  • SO INSTEAD I CHILLED.

  • THAT'S RIGHT.

  • I CHILLED.

  • THEN I WENT TO THE BANK AND TOOK

  • OUT EVERY DIME, I WENT AND

  • CANCELED ALL YOUR CREDIT CARDS,

  • ALL YOUR CHARGE ACCOUNTS.

  • I STEPPED UP FOR EVERY PIECE OF

  • JEWELRY I EVER BOUGHT YOU.

  • NO, NO.

  • DON'T GO LOOK IN THAT CLOSET.

  • WHAT WAS YOU THINKING ABOUT?

  • WHAT WAS YOU TRY-TO PROVE?

  • YOU WAS WITH THE JUICE.

  • ♪ ♪

  • HUSH PUPPY

  • SILLY RABBITS

  • >> Jimmy: TRIX WERE MADE FOR

  • KIDS.

  • I'LL WAIT FOR YOU TO TRANSLATE

  • THAT WHOLE THING.

  • I THINK THAT BOILS IT DOWN.

  • I FEEL MORE STABLE EMOTIONALLY,

  • NOW.

  • I WAS WORRIED YOU WERE GOING TO

  • COME IN HERE LIKE THE COOKIE

  • MONSTER, JUST DESTROYING

  • EVERYTHING.

  • >> Translator: I HEAR THAT A

  • LOT.

  • BUT I'M NOT GOING TO TIDE EYE

  • F

  • FOR YOU.

  • IT'S YOUR JOB TO TIDY YOUR OWN

  • SPACE.

  • >> Jimmy: I'M GOING TO CLEAN UP

  • AND SEE WHAT THE RESULT IS OF

  • THIS.

  • >> Translator: I'LL BE LOOKING

  • FORWARD TO THAT.

  • >> Jimmy: THANK YOU. 238 00:07:17,170 --> 00:00:00,000 >> Translator: THANK YOU.

YOU KNOW THE NAME MARIE KONDO

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