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  • There's a picture I saw of you with a koala,

  • and it's not koala bear, it's koala, correct?

  • Koala yeah.

  • It's not a bear.

  • I found that out as well.

  • What family is it in?

  • It's-- I have no idea.

  • I don't either.

  • The Australian Marsupial family.

  • It's a marsupial?

  • Yeah.

  • Like a kangaroo?

  • Yeah, don't ask me what that means either.

  • Well it has a pouch.

  • It has a pouch.

  • Right?

  • I think so.

  • I should know, shouldn't I?

  • Yes, you should.

  • But, I did, I did hold one.

  • Yes, I know.

  • There's a picture of you holding it.

  • I thought, first of all, I thought

  • that you weren't supposed to hold them

  • and I thought that they had claws.

  • Turns out if you're famous you get to do all the wrong things.

  • Uh-huh.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • It happens quite often.

  • I'm like, should we be doing this?

  • They're like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

  • Take it!

  • Click.

  • Click.

  • Click.

  • But was it claw-y?

  • Did it have claws?

  • It was.

  • I had big old scratches and I kept looking at my wife

  • and I was like, is yours scratching you?

  • She's like, no it's fine, it's fine.

  • So you hand it to your daughter.

  • Yes.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • Yes.

  • So I gave to my daughter.

  • So koalas don't have pouches?

  • They do have pouches.

  • They do have pouches.

  • Are they a marsupial?

  • Right.

  • Yes.

  • Oh please, this isn't going to air in Australia is it?

  • Yeah.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • No, it'll never make it that far across the sea.

  • No, they'll never see it over there.

  • And then here, I want to show you.

  • I don't need to show you, you've seen the video,

  • I'll show you the video.

  • Here you are surfing with your daughter.

  • Look at that ominous clouds that you go, let's go out here,

  • honey, this seems safe.

  • And look at her on his back.

  • That is impressive.

  • Yeah.

  • But wait a minute, why would you go out in that kind of storm

  • that's about to--

  • Well it was a quick surf because that was approaching rapidly.

  • Right, and so it's hard enough to surf,

  • I mean I've never surfed, but I would

  • think it's hard enough to surf without somebody

  • clinging to your throat.

  • Yeah, I mean, I occasionally get back problems

  • and ever since I've started doing

  • that they've gotten worse.

  • Right.

  • It's like 20 pounds of extra weight.

  • But it's also, you're being choked out.

  • It's like Brazilian jujitsu meets surfing.

  • But was it your idea?

  • Yeah.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • I didn't think it would stick.

  • And they're like, more, more, more!

  • Yeah.

  • And my daughter is like, I want to get a barrel now, Dad.

  • And I'm like, nah, that's a little dangerous.

  • But that's amazing.

  • Are they too young to start surfing right now, right?

  • No, they surf, yeah.

  • I mean, they're very tiny little wives.

  • Yeah.

  • With a tiny little surfboard like that?

  • Nah, with a big surfboard is very easy.

  • Oh because the bigger the--

  • Yeah.

  • Yeah.

  • But they love it.

  • I mean where we live, it's just perfect to do that,

  • and we push them into tiny little waves.

  • In the water babies from--

  • So she's five.

  • She's six and the boys are four.

  • The boys are four.

  • OK and they speak, your wife speaks Spanish,

  • so do they speak Spanish?

  • Yeah, they're fluent in Spanish.

  • That's amazing.

  • Yeah.

  • Do you speak Spanish?

  • One sentence.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • So you don't know what they're saying when they're all

  • talking around the house.

  • No, I don't.

  • I sort of pretend to.

  • Like my wife was telling them off and saying, you know,

  • [GIBBERISH]

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • Which is what it sounds like to my ear.

  • And I'll be there standing there like, that's right.

  • What did you say?

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • What did you tell them?

  • [GIBBERISH]

  • [GIBBERISH]

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • But I would think that it would be

  • easy to learn because your wife speaks Spanish

  • and she would help you.

  • You'd think.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • But you don't.

  • Yeah.

  • All right.

  • It's usually when I hear the Spanish directed at me,

  • it's usually pretty unfortunate, you

  • know, controversial, aggressive situations.

  • So I'm just thinking of like, what is she saying right now

  • and what's my comeback to this, you know--

  • we're fighting basically.

  • Which is never.

  • She fights in Spanish?

  • If she gets angry enough.

  • And she'll be like drop the facade, the English facade

  • and it's like, [GIBBERISH]

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • That's not how Spanish sounds.

  • It's not how it sounds.

  • Not at all.

  • All right, we have to take a break

  • but I have to ask him about this.

  • Should we ask it after the break, or now?

  • Ask now.

  • OK I'll ask now, Andy.

  • So Matt Damon was here.

  • You and Matt Damon are pals.

  • Yeah.

  • So he went with his family.

  • They're hanging out with you.

  • Yeah.

  • You're saying that it's safe to go in the water.

  • Wait.

  • So at first, he came a while ago and was

  • like, what about the snakes, and the sharks, and the spiders.

  • And I'm like, it's fine, you're fine, there's nothing at all.

  • You know, whatever.

  • Anyway his daughter did-- he came on the show

  • and told the story about how his daughter got

  • a jellyfish sting, which was one of the worst I've ever seen.

  • Yes.

  • And I was like, what, that's a one off, that's a thing,

  • you know, wow what a random thing.

  • So he comes back over again, gives it

  • a second shot, Australia.

  • And we pull up to the cafe.

  • He gets out of the car.

  • Takes one step and just takes a six foot leap jump backwards.

  • He goes, oh my god!

  • Oh my god!

  • Huge big snake and he stood straight on it.

  • And he's like, you keep telling me

  • that like they're more scared of you and da-da-da.

  • Nothing.

  • This-- the snake and the jellyfish.

  • And I'm like, you know what, you're the problem.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • Yeah.

  • It's not Australia.

  • It's him.

  • He's the problem.

  • So we've had to kick him out of Australia for our sake.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • I see.

  • He gives you a bad name.

  • Yeah.

  • That's horrible.

  • How big was it?

  • It was a pretty big one, big sleepy one.

  • But sleepy.

  • Right, right.

  • I'm the tourism ambassador for Australia.

  • All right.

  • You don't even know what a marsupial is.

  • I'm going to get a phone call saying,

  • why you deterring people from coming

  • with the dangerous animals.

  • Yeah.

  • Well you're keeping the population down that's good.

  • That's right.

There's a picture I saw of you with a koala,

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