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0 out of 5 - it's a terrible game.
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But for real,
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Back when I was a little bitch ass, spoiled brat kid,
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I got my mom to buy me a $700.00 computer,
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so that I could do homework for school.
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But in real life, it was to play Half Life 2 immediately
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The game floored me,
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then I fell through the floor into hell,
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And then I said, "dang, that's one helluva game."
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But fps games are like milk you know,
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one day you go to the store
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*smacks lips* get some milk you're like
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"Mmm. *smacks lips* - that's some good ass milk!
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And then uhh, 2 weeks later you drink the same milk,
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And you go, wait a minute,
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"this milk sucks BALLS!"
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So I gotta give this a 1 out of 5 -
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it's the worst game -
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but Gman's face does have good graphics though,
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so I give it a 2 out of 5, it's the, terrible ga-
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but for real.
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The Source engine has already consumed
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a major chunk of my life -
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I mean you got your Counter Strike Source,
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Team Fortress 2,
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Left for Dead Source
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uhh, Portal 2,
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uhh, Doom 2,
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uhh, League of Legends,
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uhh, Mass Effect 2,
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uhh, Half Life 2 - oh.
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None of those games would have been possible,
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if it wasn't for this super ambitious title,
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but,
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Half Life 2 doesn't really stand up on its own -
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it's a magic combination of generic weapons,
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braindead AI,
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and really boring puzzles.
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Even on the hardest difficulty, the firefights are just
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repetitive and uninvolving,
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it's, so easy -
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that was, that was the hardest difficulty right there,
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I just shot those 2 guys.
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Oh, my favorite part of the game,
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here we go again.
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Alright.
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I just love it when she talks to you
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for 3 hours,
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and you can't skip it.
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This actually summarizes
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my feelings on the game,
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all the guns are just,
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completely ineffective.
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This complete shitfest is totally redeemed though,
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by the uplifting ending,
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where, uh, Alyx is gunned down.