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[Boy] All right, everyone! This... is a stickup! Don't anybody move!
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Now, empty that safe!
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Ooh-hoo-hoo! Money, money, money! [Kissing]
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Stop it! Stop it, you mean, old potato!
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Quiet, Bo Peep, or your sheep get run over!
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Help! Baa! Help us!
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Oh, no, not my sheep! Somebody do something!
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[Voice Box] Reach for the sky!
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Oh, no! Sheriff Woody!
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I 'm here to stop you, One-Eyed Bart.
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Doh! How would you know it was me?
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Are you gonna come quietly?
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You can't touch me, Sheriff! I brought my attack dog with the built-in force field.
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Well, I brought my dinosaur who eats force-field dogs.
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- [Growling] - Yipe, yipe, yipe, yipe!
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You are going to jail, Bart! Say good-bye to the wife and tater tots.
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[Giggling Excitedly]
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[Laughing]
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[Baby Squealing, Laughing, Cooing]
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You saved the day again, Woody.
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[Voice Box] You are my favourite deputy.
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You have got a friend in me
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You have got a friend in me
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Come on, let's wrangle up the cattle.
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When the road looks rough ahead
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And you’re miles and miles from your nice, warm bed
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- Round 'em up, cowboy! - Just remember what your old pal said
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Boy, you have got a friend in me
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- Yee-haw! - Yeah, you have got a friend in me
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Hey, cowboy!
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Some other folks might be a little bit smarter than I am
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- [Whinnying] - Big and stronger too
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- Come on, Woody. - Maybe
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But none of them will ever love you the way I do
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- It's me and you, boy - [Laughs]
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- And as the years go by - Whoa!
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- Whoa! [Laughing] - Our friendship will never die
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- Whoo! - You are gonna see
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- It's our destiny - [Laughing]
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- You have got a friend in me -All right!
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- Yeah, you have got a friend in me - Score!
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- You got a friend in me - Wow! Cool!
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- [Mom] What do you think? - Oh, this looks great, Mom!
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- Okay, birthday boy-- - We saw that at the store! I asked you for it!
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- I hope I have enough places. - Wow, look at that! That's so--
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- One, two-- Four. Yeah, I think that's gonna be enough. - Oh, my gosh, you got--
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- Could we leave this up till we move? - Well, sure!
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- We can leave it up. Now go get Molly. - Yeah!
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- Your friends are gonna be here any minute. - Okay. It's party time, Woody.
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- Yee...haw! - [Running Footfalls]
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[Baby Squealing]
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Howdy, I little lady.
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[Squeal I ng]
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Somebody's poisoned the water hole.
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- [Cooing] - Come on, Molly. Oh, you are getting heavy.
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-[Molly Cooing] - See you later, Woody.
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[Door Closes]
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Pull my string! The birthday party's today?
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Okay, everybody, coast is clear!
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- [Squeaks] - Ages 3 and up. It's on my box.
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Ages 3 and up. I'm not supposed to be baby-sitting Princess Drool.
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[Tires Squeal, Motor Revs]
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- [Weebles Gibbering] - [Bell Dings, Siren Wailing]
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- [Siren Wailing] - Hey, Hamm.
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- Look, I'm Picasso! - I don't get it.
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You uncultured swine! What are you looking' at, ya hockey puck?
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[Squeaks]
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[Weebles Gibbering]
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- Hey, Sarge, have you seen Slinky? - Sir! No, sir!
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Okay. Hey, thank you. At ease.
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- [Siren Wailing] - Hey, uh, Slinky?
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Right here, Woody. I'm red this time.
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- No. S-Slink-- - Oh, well, all right. You can be red if you want.
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- N-Not now, Slink. I got some bad news. - [Shouts] Bad news?
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Shh, shh, shh!
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-Just gather everyone up for a staff meeting, and be happy. - Got it.
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- Be happy! - Ha, ha, ha, ha!
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- Staff meeting, everybody! Snake, Robot, podium please. -[Siren Wailing]
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Hey. [Jabbers]
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Hey, Etch. Draw!
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-[Ding] - Oh! Got me again.
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Etch, you have been working on that draw. Fastest knobs in the west.
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Got a staff meeting, you guys. Come on, let's go.
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Now, where is that-- Oh.
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Hey, who moved my doodle pad way over here?
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[Roaring]
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- How are you doing', Rex? - Were you scared? Tell me honestly.
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I was close to being scared that time.
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I'm going for fearsome here, but I just don't feel it.
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I think I'm just coming off as annoying.
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[Coughs] Ow! Oh, hi, Bo. Hi.
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I wanted to thank you, Woody, for saving my flock.
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Oh, hey, it was, uh, nothing'.
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What do you say I get someone else to watch the sheep tonight?
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[Sheepish Giggle] Oh, yeah! [Mutters]
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Remember, I'm just a couple of blocks away.
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- Yodel-ay-hee-hoo! - Come on, come on. Smaller toys up front.
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[Slinky] Hey, Woody, come on.
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[Toys Tittering, Buzzing, Dinging]
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-[Sheep Bleating] -Ahem!
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- [Squeaks] - Oh, thanks, Mike.
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- [Loud Feedback] - Okay-- Whoa, whoa. Step back.
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-[Hamm] For crying out loud. - Thank you.
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- [Amplified Blowing] - [Amplified] Hello? Check. That better? Great.
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Everybody hear me? Up on the shelf, can you hear me? Great.
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Okay. First item today:
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Uh... oh, yeah. Has everyone picked a moving buddy?
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- [Rex] What? - Moving buddy? You can't be serious.
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I didn't know we were supposed to have one already.
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- Do we have to hold hands? - [Toys Gibbering]
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You guys think this is a big joke.
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We have only got one week left before the move.
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I don't want any toys left behind. A moving buddy.
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If you don't have one, get one!
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All right, next. Uh, oh, yes.
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Tuesday night's plastic corrosion awareness meeting...
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was, I think, a big success.
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And we want to thank Mr. Spell for putting that on for us.
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- Thank you, Mr. Spell. - [Electronic Voice] You are welcome.
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Okay. Uh, oh, yes. One, uh, minor note here.
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[Quietly] Andy's birthday party has been moved to today.
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- Wait a minute here! - [Toys Complaining]
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What do you mean the party's today? His birthday's not till next week!
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What's going' on down there? Is his mom losing' her marbles?
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Well, obviously she wanted to have the party before the move.
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- I'm not worried. You shouldn't be worried. - Of course Woody ain't worried.
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He's been Andy's favourite since kindergarten.
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Hey, hey. Come on, Potato Head.
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If Woody says it's all right, then, well, darn it, it's good enough for me.
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Woody has never steered us wrong before.
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Come on, guys. Every Christmas and birthday we go through this.
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But what if Andy gets another dinosaur, a mean one?
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I just don't think I could take that kind of rejection!
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Hey, listen, no one's getting replaced.
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This is Andy we are talking about.
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It doesn't matter how much we are played with.
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[Chirping]
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What matters is that we are here for Andy when he needs us.
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That's what we are made for, right?
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Pardon me. I hate to break up the staff meeting, but... they are here!
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Birthday guests at three o'clock!
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- Stay calm, everyone! - [Agitated Gibbering]
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Hey!
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- Uh, meeting adjourned. -[Creaking]
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Ho, boy! Will you take a look at all those presents?
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I can't see a thing.
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Yes, sir, we are next month's garage sale fodder for sure.
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- Any dinosaur-shaped ones? - Oh, for crying out loud. They are all in boxes, you idiot.
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[Rex] They are getting bigger.
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- Wait, there's a nice little one over there. - [Child] Hi!
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[Screaming]
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- [Mr. Spell] Spell: trash can. - [Rex] We are doomed!
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All right! All right!
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If send out the troops, will you all calm down?
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- Yes! Yes! We promise! - Okay! Save your batteries.
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Very good, Woody. That's using the old noodle.
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Sergeant, establish a recon post downstairs. Code Red!
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- You know what to do. - Yes, sir!
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All right, men. You heard him. Code Red!
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Repeat, we are at Code Red. Recon plan Charlie. Execute!
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Let's move! Move, move, move, move!
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[Door Creaking]
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[Children Shouting]
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-[Child Chattering] - [Children] Yeah!
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-[Chattering, Shouting Continue] - [Mom] Okay, come on, kids.
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Everyone I n the Living room. I it’s almost to me for the presents.
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[Kids Shouting, Chattering Excitedly]
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[Shouting, Chattering Continue]
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[Hamm] All right, gangway, gangway.
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And this is how we find out...
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- what is in those presents. - [Robot Humming]
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[Kids Chattering, Shouting]
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[Mom] Okay, who's hungry?
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Here come the chips!
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I have got Cool Ranch and barbecue! Ow!
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What in the world-- Oh!
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- I thought I told him to pick these up. -[Ice Clinking In Glasses]
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Shouldn't they be there by now? What's taking them so long?
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Hey, these guys are professionals. They are the best.
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Come on! They are not lying down on the job.
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[Moaning]
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G-G-Go on without me! J-Just go!
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A good soldier never leaves a man behind.
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[Kids Shouting, Chattering]
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-[Mom] Okay, everybody, come on. - [Boys Shouting]
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Everybody settle down. Now, kids. Everybody--
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You sit in a circle. No, Andy. Andy, you sit in the middle there.
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- Good. And-- Which present are you gonna open first? - [Chattering Continues]
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- [Child] Mine! - [Sergeant] There they are.
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[Soldier On Monitor] Come in, Mother Bird. This is Alpha Bravo.
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- This is it! This is it! Quiet, quiet, quiet! - Come in, Mother Bird.
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Andy's opening the first present now. [Static]
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Mrs. Potato Head! Mrs. Potato Head! Mrs. Potato Head!
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Hey, I can dream, can't I?
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The bow's coming off. He's ripping the wrapping paper.
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It's a-- It's-- It's a-- a lunch box.
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- We have got a lunch box here. - A lunch box?
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- Lunch box? - For lunch. [Laughing]
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Okay, second present. It appears to be--
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- Okay, it's bed sheets. - Who invited that kid?
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[Kids Shouting, Chattering]
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Oh! Only one left.
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- Okay, we are on the last present now. - Last present!
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It's a big one. It's a--
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- It's a board game! Repeat, Battleship! - Whew!
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- [All Cheering] - [Hamm] Hallelujah!
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- Yeah! All right! - Hey, watch it!
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Sorry there, old spud head.
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Mission accomplished. Well done, men. Pack it up. We are going' home.
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So did I tell ya? Huh? Nothing' to worry about.
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I knew you were right all along, Woody. Never doubted ya for a second.
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Wait a minute. Oh!
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- What do we have here? - Wait! Turn that thing back on!
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Come in, Mother Bird! Come in, Mother Bird!
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Mom has pulled a surprise present from the closet.
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Andy's opening it. He's really excited about this one.
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- Mom, what is it? [Gasps] -[Sergeant] It's a huge package.
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Oh, get outta the-- One of the kids is in the way. I can't see.
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- It's a-- - [Kids Together] Wow!
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- [Static] - It's a what? What is it?
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- [Potato Head Screams] - Oh, no! - Oh, ya big lizard!
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- Now we will never know what it is! - Way to go, Rex!
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- No, no! Turn him around! Turn him around! - He's putting' 'em in backwa--
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Here, you are putting' 'em in backwards!
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Plus is positive, minus is negative! Oh, let me! [Grunting]
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- [Andy] Let's go to my room, guys! - [Boys Shouting]
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Red alert! Red alert! Andy is coming upstairs!
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- [Grunts] There! - [Soldier] Juvenile intrusion!
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Repeat, resume your positions now!
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Andy's coming! Everybody, back to your places! Hurry!
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[Hamm] Get to your places! Get to your places!
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- [Rex Screaming] - Where's my ear? Who's seen my ear? Did you see my ear?
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Out of my way! Here I come! Here I come! [Groans]
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[Boys Shouting]
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[Boys Shouting]
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[Boys Shouting]
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[Andy] Hey, look, its lasers light up. Take that, Zurg!
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Quick, make a space. This is where the spaceship lands.
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And he does it like that. And he does a karate chop action!
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[Mom] Come on down, guys! It's time for games!
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[Boys Shouting Excitedly]
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- What is it? - Can you see it?
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- What the heck is up there? - Woody, who's up there with ya?
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- [Coughing] -[Slinky] Woody?
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- What are you doing under the bed? - Uh, nothing'. Uh, nothing'.
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I'm sure Andy was just a little excited, that's all.
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Too much cake and ice cream, I suppose. It's