Now, empty that safe!

Ooh-hoo-hoo! Money, money, money! [Kissing]

Stop it! Stop it, you mean, old potato!

Quiet, Bo Peep, or your sheep get run over!

Help! Baa! Help us!

Oh, no, not my sheep! Somebody do something!

[Voice Box] Reach for the sky!

Oh, no! Sheriff Woody!

I 'm here to stop you, One-Eyed Bart.

Doh! How would you know it was me?

Are you gonna come quietly?

You can't touch me, Sheriff! I brought my attack dog with the built-in force field.

Well, I brought my dinosaur who eats force-field dogs.

- [Growling] - Yipe, yipe, yipe, yipe!

You are going to jail, Bart! Say good-bye to the wife and tater tots.

[Giggling Excitedly]

[Laughing]

[Baby Squealing, Laughing, Cooing]

You saved the day again, Woody.

[Voice Box] You are my favourite deputy.

You have got a friend in me

You have got a friend in me

Come on, let's wrangle up the cattle.

When the road looks rough ahead

And you’re miles and miles from your nice, warm bed

- Round 'em up, cowboy! - Just remember what your old pal said

Boy, you have got a friend in me

- Yee-haw! - Yeah, you have got a friend in me

Hey, cowboy!

Some other folks might be a little bit smarter than I am

- [Whinnying] - Big and stronger too

- Come on, Woody. - Maybe

But none of them will ever love you the way I do

- It's me and you, boy - [Laughs]

- And as the years go by - Whoa!

- Whoa! [Laughing] - Our friendship will never die

- Whoo! - You are gonna see

- It's our destiny - [Laughing]

- You have got a friend in me -All right!

- Yeah, you have got a friend in me - Score!

- You got a friend in me - Wow! Cool!

- [Mom] What do you think? - Oh, this looks great, Mom!

- Okay, birthday boy-- - We saw that at the store! I asked you for it!

- I hope I have enough places. - Wow, look at that! That's so--

- One, two-- Four. Yeah, I think that's gonna be enough. - Oh, my gosh, you got--

- Could we leave this up till we move? - Well, sure!

- We can leave it up. Now go get Molly. - Yeah!

- Your friends are gonna be here any minute. - Okay. It's party time, Woody.

- Yee...haw! - [Running Footfalls]

[Baby Squealing]

Howdy, I little lady.

[Squeal I ng]

Somebody's poisoned the water hole.

- [Cooing] - Come on, Molly. Oh, you are getting heavy.

-[Molly Cooing] - See you later, Woody.

[Door Closes]

Pull my string! The birthday party's today?

Okay, everybody, coast is clear!

- [Squeaks] - Ages 3 and up. It's on my box.

Ages 3 and up. I'm not supposed to be baby-sitting Princess Drool.

[Tires Squeal, Motor Revs]

- [Weebles Gibbering] - [Bell Dings, Siren Wailing]

- [Siren Wailing] - Hey, Hamm.

- Look, I'm Picasso! - I don't get it.

You uncultured swine! What are you looking' at, ya hockey puck?

[Squeaks]

[Weebles Gibbering]

- Hey, Sarge, have you seen Slinky? - Sir! No, sir!

Okay. Hey, thank you. At ease.

- [Siren Wailing] - Hey, uh, Slinky?

Right here, Woody. I'm red this time.

- No. S-Slink-- - Oh, well, all right. You can be red if you want.

- N-Not now, Slink. I got some bad news. - [Shouts] Bad news?

Shh, shh, shh!

-Just gather everyone up for a staff meeting, and be happy. - Got it.

- Be happy! - Ha, ha, ha, ha!

- Staff meeting, everybody! Snake, Robot, podium please. -[Siren Wailing]

Hey. [Jabbers]

Hey, Etch. Draw!

-[Ding] - Oh! Got me again.

Etch, you have been working on that draw. Fastest knobs in the west.

Got a staff meeting, you guys. Come on, let's go.

Now, where is that-- Oh.

Hey, who moved my doodle pad way over here?

[Roaring]

- How are you doing', Rex? - Were you scared? Tell me honestly.

I was close to being scared that time.

I'm going for fearsome here, but I just don't feel it.

I think I'm just coming off as annoying.

[Coughs] Ow! Oh, hi, Bo. Hi.

I wanted to thank you, Woody, for saving my flock.

Oh, hey, it was, uh, nothing'.

What do you say I get someone else to watch the sheep tonight?

[Sheepish Giggle] Oh, yeah! [Mutters]

Remember, I'm just a couple of blocks away.

- Yodel-ay-hee-hoo! - Come on, come on. Smaller toys up front.

[Slinky] Hey, Woody, come on.

[Toys Tittering, Buzzing, Dinging]

-[Sheep Bleating] -Ahem!

- [Squeaks] - Oh, thanks, Mike.

- [Loud Feedback] - Okay-- Whoa, whoa. Step back.

-[Hamm] For crying out loud. - Thank you.

- [Amplified Blowing] - [Amplified] Hello? Check. That better? Great.

Everybody hear me? Up on the shelf, can you hear me? Great.

Okay. First item today:

Uh... oh, yeah. Has everyone picked a moving buddy?

- [Rex] What? - Moving buddy? You can't be serious.

I didn't know we were supposed to have one already.

- Do we have to hold hands? - [Toys Gibbering]

You guys think this is a big joke.

We have only got one week left before the move.

I don't want any toys left behind. A moving buddy.

If you don't have one, get one!

All right, next. Uh, oh, yes.

Tuesday night's plastic corrosion awareness meeting...

was, I think, a big success.

And we want to thank Mr. Spell for putting that on for us.

- Thank you, Mr. Spell. - [Electronic Voice] You are welcome.

Okay. Uh, oh, yes. One, uh, minor note here.

[Quietly] Andy's birthday party has been moved to today.

- Wait a minute here! - [Toys Complaining]

What do you mean the party's today? His birthday's not till next week!

What's going' on down there? Is his mom losing' her marbles?

Well, obviously she wanted to have the party before the move.

- I'm not worried. You shouldn't be worried. - Of course Woody ain't worried.

He's been Andy's favourite since kindergarten.

Hey, hey. Come on, Potato Head.

If Woody says it's all right, then, well, darn it, it's good enough for me.

Woody has never steered us wrong before.

Come on, guys. Every Christmas and birthday we go through this.

But what if Andy gets another dinosaur, a mean one?

I just don't think I could take that kind of rejection!

Hey, listen, no one's getting replaced.

This is Andy we are talking about.

It doesn't matter how much we are played with.

[Chirping]

What matters is that we are here for Andy when he needs us.

That's what we are made for, right?

Pardon me. I hate to break up the staff meeting, but... they are here!

Birthday guests at three o'clock!

- Stay calm, everyone! - [Agitated Gibbering]

Hey!

- Uh, meeting adjourned. -[Creaking]

Ho, boy! Will you take a look at all those presents?

I can't see a thing.

Yes, sir, we are next month's garage sale fodder for sure.

- Any dinosaur-shaped ones? - Oh, for crying out loud. They are all in boxes, you idiot.

[Rex] They are getting bigger.

- Wait, there's a nice little one over there. - [Child] Hi!

[Screaming]

- [Mr. Spell] Spell: trash can. - [Rex] We are doomed!

All right! All right!

If send out the troops, will you all calm down?

- Yes! Yes! We promise! - Okay! Save your batteries.

Very good, Woody. That's using the old noodle.

Sergeant, establish a recon post downstairs. Code Red!

- You know what to do. - Yes, sir!

All right, men. You heard him. Code Red!

Repeat, we are at Code Red. Recon plan Charlie. Execute!

Let's move! Move, move, move, move!

[Door Creaking]

[Children Shouting]

-[Child Chattering] - [Children] Yeah!

-[Chattering, Shouting Continue] - [Mom] Okay, come on, kids.

Everyone I n the Living room. I it’s almost to me for the presents.

[Kids Shouting, Chattering Excitedly]

[Shouting, Chattering Continue]

[Hamm] All right, gangway, gangway.

And this is how we find out...

- what is in those presents. - [Robot Humming]

[Kids Chattering, Shouting]

[Mom] Okay, who's hungry?

Here come the chips!

I have got Cool Ranch and barbecue! Ow!

What in the world-- Oh!

- I thought I told him to pick these up. -[Ice Clinking In Glasses]

Shouldn't they be there by now? What's taking them so long?

Hey, these guys are professionals. They are the best.

Come on! They are not lying down on the job.

[Moaning]

G-G-Go on without me! J-Just go!

A good soldier never leaves a man behind.

[Kids Shouting, Chattering]

-[Mom] Okay, everybody, come on. - [Boys Shouting]

Everybody settle down. Now, kids. Everybody--

You sit in a circle. No, Andy. Andy, you sit in the middle there.

- Good. And-- Which present are you gonna open first? - [Chattering Continues]

- [Child] Mine! - [Sergeant] There they are.

[Soldier On Monitor] Come in, Mother Bird. This is Alpha Bravo.

- This is it! This is it! Quiet, quiet, quiet! - Come in, Mother Bird.

Andy's opening the first present now. [Static]

Mrs. Potato Head! Mrs. Potato Head! Mrs. Potato Head!

Hey, I can dream, can't I?

The bow's coming off. He's ripping the wrapping paper.

It's a-- It's-- It's a-- a lunch box.

- We have got a lunch box here. - A lunch box?

- Lunch box? - For lunch. [Laughing]

Okay, second present. It appears to be--

- Okay, it's bed sheets. - Who invited that kid?

[Kids Shouting, Chattering]

Oh! Only one left.

- Okay, we are on the last present now. - Last present!

It's a big one. It's a--

- It's a board game! Repeat, Battleship! - Whew!

- [All Cheering] - [Hamm] Hallelujah!

- Yeah! All right! - Hey, watch it!

Sorry there, old spud head.

Mission accomplished. Well done, men. Pack it up. We are going' home.

So did I tell ya? Huh? Nothing' to worry about.

I knew you were right all along, Woody. Never doubted ya for a second.

Wait a minute. Oh!

- What do we have here? - Wait! Turn that thing back on!

Come in, Mother Bird! Come in, Mother Bird!

Mom has pulled a surprise present from the closet.

Andy's opening it. He's really excited about this one.

- Mom, what is it? [Gasps] -[Sergeant] It's a huge package.

Oh, get outta the-- One of the kids is in the way. I can't see.

- It's a-- - [Kids Together] Wow!

- [Static] - It's a what? What is it?

- [Potato Head Screams] - Oh, no! - Oh, ya big lizard!

- Now we will never know what it is! - Way to go, Rex!

- No, no! Turn him around! Turn him around! - He's putting' 'em in backwa--

Here, you are putting' 'em in backwards!

Plus is positive, minus is negative! Oh, let me! [Grunting]

- [Andy] Let's go to my room, guys! - [Boys Shouting]

Red alert! Red alert! Andy is coming upstairs!

- [Grunts] There! - [Soldier] Juvenile intrusion!

Repeat, resume your positions now!

Andy's coming! Everybody, back to your places! Hurry!

[Hamm] Get to your places! Get to your places!

- [Rex Screaming] - Where's my ear? Who's seen my ear? Did you see my ear?

Out of my way! Here I come! Here I come! [Groans]

[Boys Shouting]

[Boys Shouting]

[Boys Shouting]

[Andy] Hey, look, its lasers light up. Take that, Zurg!

Quick, make a space. This is where the spaceship lands.

And he does it like that. And he does a karate chop action!

[Mom] Come on down, guys! It's time for games!

[Boys Shouting Excitedly]

- What is it? - Can you see it?

- What the heck is up there? - Woody, who's up there with ya?

- [Coughing] -[Slinky] Woody?

- What are you doing under the bed? - Uh, nothing'. Uh, nothing'.

I'm sure Andy was just a little excited, that's all.