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- I like your mustache.
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- Thank you.
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- I like your hair too.
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And your shirt.
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I'm just kind of going down and complimenting.
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(both laugh)
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My name is Mollie Murphy and my brother works here.
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He had to push a little bit.
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How do I know I'm attracted to someone?
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A smile's huge, like pretty eyes,
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people who have like a sense of humor.
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Hmm.
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(laughs)
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Okay.
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Hi. - Hi.
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- I'm Mollie.
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- Parker.
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- Nice to meet you.
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Um, love his eyes, you have beautiful eyelashes,
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they're really long.
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What do you feel are your best features slash qualities.
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- Sense of humor, personality,
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and I've always been told eyelashes
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cause I know they're like really long.
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- Just the instant,
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so when I told you you were like, this isn't news,
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I know, I have great eyelashes. (both laugh)
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On a scale of one to ten?
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I like how you said personality and sense of humor
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cause those are super attractive to me,
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so I would say eight.
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- Okay, yes.
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- But yeah.
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- Sweet.
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- Nice to meet you Parker.
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I'm gonna kill my brother.
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I'm Mollie.
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- Mollie, I'm Carson, nice to meet you.
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How are you doing.
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- I'm doing well how are you doing.
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- Good.
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- Um, I'm a little overwhelmed but like it's all good.
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What would you say are your best qualities.
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- I'm really fast like my legs, my butt,
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they're just like strong.
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(laughs)
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- Well turn around.
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Oh yeah that is nice.
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Yeah you've got great assets.
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Oh gosh, this is so hard to just like
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quantify someone's attractiveness.
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If you had to rate yourself,
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what would you rate yourself.
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- I think I'm a solid eight.
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- Okay, yeah I would agree.
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Should I ask people to rate me?
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I feel like this is so one sided.
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- You're an eight as well.
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- Sweet we tied.
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- Yeah.
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- Hey I'm Jane. - Hi, I'm Mollie.
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- Pleasure to meet you.
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- So what would you say are your best qualities.
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- Hm, I think for personality I'm a really kind person.
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And then physical,
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I like my smile.
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- Nice.
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I would say, you are a nine and a half.
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You seem super just like genuine.
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- Thank you so much.
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- And you're just really beautiful.
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Yeah.
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(both laughing)
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Hi. - Hi.
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- You have a very curated look.
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I love the nose ring.
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I wish I could pull that off.
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Could I see your shirt?
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Is that for the band New Order?
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- Yeah.
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- Let's see your dance moves.
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I like it. (both laughing)
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Was this part of the dancing after?
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- I don't know, I don't know what I'm doing right now.
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- I would say you're an eight.
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I really like your style.
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What do you do for fun?
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- I work out a lot.
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I knit, I used to paint, until I made children.
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- You made children.
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- They're my pieces of art right now. (both laugh)
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- You seem very like perky and upbeat.
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I would say nine.
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- Oh, thank you.
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- Hi.
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- Hi, I'm Mollie.
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- I'm Braden.
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- What do you do?
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- I am a dancer.
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- What kind of dance?
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- Hip hop.
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- Do you have like a hip hop move
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you could whip out right now?
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- Hup here, hup here.
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- No way!
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- And then you just kinda speed it up.
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- Oh wait I can't, I'm not there yet.
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- Well yeah.
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- You seem like someone I would love to hang out with
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you seem super fun.
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Nine point five.
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- Wow, thank you.
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- Yeah.
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- You're a ten.
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- Yay.
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Hi. - Hi, I'm Bjork.
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- Did you come in knowing that people
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were gonna rate your attractiveness?
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- Yeah.
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- I would never do that.
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- Cause why not?
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Like who cares.
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Do you like anything about my style.
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- We kind of have like the same vibe of pants.
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- I'm all about the mom jeans.
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- So I like that.
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I would say eight and a half.
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- Thank you.
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(laughing)
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- I'm gonna need to hibernate for like a week after this.
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- Kellen, nice to meet you.
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- Nice to meet you.
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I would probably rate you a nine and a half.
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- Thanks.
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Now I'm sweating man.
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- Are you nervous right now?
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- I mean I just feel so,
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I don't know what the word is.
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- Would you rather be the one getting rated,
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or would you rather rate someone else.
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- I would rather get rated.
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- Yeah it sucks rating people.
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- Yeah.
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- After you just told me how much you'd hate that,
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will you please rate me.
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- Well I would rate you a nine.
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- Thank you.
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I love those shoes, the all black is very chic.
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- Thank you.
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- Your eyeliner is really impressive.
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And it's like perfectly symmetrical on both sides.
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Eight and a half.
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- [Man Off Camera] Eight and a half?
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- Yeah.
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Oh my god. (laughing off camera)
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- I'm Pete.
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- I'm Mollie.
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- Nice to meet you Mollie.
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- Nice to meet you.
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Has your hair always been this long?
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- No.
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I wanted to see where it would go, and now.
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- It just kept going down.
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- Yeah it just kept going down.
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That's usually how it goes.
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- I'd give you an eight and a half.
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- Sweet.
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- Yeah, you have really beautiful eyes.
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- Thank you.
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- Which I'm sure you've heard before.
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I don't know what I thought I was walking into today
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but it was not this, at all.
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What?
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No.
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What do you mean?
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What.
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That's messed up.
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Hi everyone.
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Ten to one.
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Okay.
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- Do I really have to like physically be like. (laughs)
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- Oh, oh my God, wow, thanks.
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(all laughing)
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Everyone here is really great and I don't
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feel the need to like physically move
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anyone further down for any reason.
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So yeah.
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- [All] Wow.
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- Humility.
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- The least attractive isn't unattractive
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so like, I'm down to be here.
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You're welcome.
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(all clapping)