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Now I thought I'd share some of my favorite
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"If I Had a Superpower" tweets from you guys.
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Here we go. This first one is from @haylsann11.
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She says...
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My power would be to clap, and when I separate my hands a sandwich appears,
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filling the space between my hands.
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[ Laughter, applause ] That's fantastic.
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Oh!
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Three-foot hoagie.
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Oh, you got a three-foot hoagie, dude.
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[ Laughs ]
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Yeah. Invite you to parties and stuff.
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That'd be awesome.
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Me and my three-foot hoagies.
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If we slap hands and pull back, it's a party sub?
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[ Laughter ]
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This one's from @aking443 He says...
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My superpower would be detecting whether someone is going in for the high five or the fist bump.
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[ Laughter ] It's like...
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[ Applause ]
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This one's from @CNHolmberg. He says...
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If I could have any superpower, it would be the ability to stretch my arm so I can actually reach the keypad on the drive-thru ATM.
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[ Applause ] I can't do that.
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Open the door.
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What's that -- the tube?
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Oh, the pneumatic tube at the banks? - Yeah.
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-Yeah, that's good technology. -Those were back in the day.
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That was great. [ Laughter ]
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-That's the future man. -That's the future man.
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Everybody's gonna go by tube.
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[ Laughs ] Vrmm.
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[ Laughter ]
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-We'll travel through tubes, man. -Yeah.
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[ Gags ]
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This one's from @PhishAndFish,
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but the first "fish" is spelled with a "ph."
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Ooh, like the band. Like the jam band.
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Yeah, Phish. She says...
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I'd want the superpower to look into the future when I start any Netflix Series,
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and see if I'm satisfied enough at the end that it's worth the time commitment.
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[ Cheers and applause ] There we go.
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-Wow. -That is -- That's a superpower.
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Fantastic.
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[ Laughs ]
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Doesn't wanna know the ending.
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Just wants to know if she's satisfied.
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This one's from @BridgePidge22.
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BridgePidge22 She says...
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I want the superpower to always, in one try, turn the shower dial to "exactly the right hot.
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[ Applause ] Ahh. Boop.
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Perfect.
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This one's from @GeorgeDarkow. He says...
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My dream power would be the ability to successfully insert USB cables on the first try.
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[ Applause ]
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Nope!
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Flip it.
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-Flip it. -And reverse it.
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And reverse it.
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This one's from @jamiewboggs. He says...
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My superpower would be "never encountering another human being in a public restroom, ever."
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And there you go. Those are "The Tonight Show" hashtags.
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To check out more of our favorites, go to tonightshow.com/hashtags.